18 0256 Ll Thread James Dator 17 May in Honor of John Wick 3 I Have a Keanu Reeves Story 615 Ti 192K 543K James Dator 17 May Keanu Came to the Movie Theater I Worked at in Sydney in 2001 He Was Working on the Matrix Series at the Time It's a Quiet Wednesday Morning Almost Nobody Is Seeing Movies 6 C T524 8415 James Dator 17 May I'm Working the Box Office Bored as Hell and Suddenly This Dude Walks Up in Jeans a Leather Jacket and a Horse Riding Helmet a Full Ass Weird Equestrian Looking Helmet It Takes Me a Solid 30 Seconds to Ignore the Helmet and Realize It's Keanu Reeves 7 1450 8840 James Dator 17 Mayv He Wants to Buy a Ticket for From Hell the Johnny Depp Movie I'm So Fucking Star Struck I Do What Any Sensible 16-Year-Old Does and Tell Him l'D Like to Give Him My Employee Discount This Means He Needs to Sign My Sheet and Therefore I Have His Autograph 5 8595 T439 James Dator 17 May I Don't Work Here Keanu Says Seemingly Confused by My Offer I'm Flustered and Just Charge Him the Normal Price Kicking Myself After for Not Getting His Autograph 9 8300 T 410 James Dator 17 May 2 Minutes Later There's a Knock on the Door Behind Me That Leads Into the Box Office I Assume It's My Manager It's Keanu 94 T 409 8297 17 May I Realized You Probably Wanted My Autograph He Says So I Signed This He Hands Me a Receipt From the Concessions Stand That He Signed on the Back He Then Casually Throws an Ice James Dator Cream Cone in the Trash Can and Sees His Movie 26 T 639 138K James Dator Dator Realize Later That He Bought an Ice Cream Cone He Didn't Want Just to Get Receipt Paper So He Could Scribble His Autograph for a 16-Year-Old Idiot 1921 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 2750 Retweets 606K Likes Awesomacious Sweet Keanu