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Cars, Children, and Friends: 20 Ways To Maintain A
 Healthy Level Of Insanity
 1 At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car
 With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At
 Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
 2. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends
 You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're
 Not In The Mood.
 3.
 Every Time Someone Asks You To Do
 Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
 4.
 Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And
 Label it "In"
 5.
 Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3
 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over
 Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
 Espresso.
 6.
 In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,
 Write "For Smuggling Diamonds
 7.
 Finish All Your sentences with "In
 Accordance With The Prophecy".
 8.
 Don't use any punctuation.
 As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than
 Walk.
 9.
 10.
 Order a Diet Water whenever you go
 to eat, with a serious face.
 out
 Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is
 "To Go
 11.
 12.
 Sing Along At The Opera.
 13.
 Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The
 Poems Don't Rhyme?
 14.
 Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work
 Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day
 Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't
 Disguise Your Voice.
 15.
 16.
 Have Your Co-workers Address You By
 Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
 17.
 When The Money Comes Out The ATM,
 Scream "I Won! I Won!
 When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running
 Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For
 Your Lives! They're Loose!"
 18.
 19.
 Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To
 The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let
 One Of You Go.
 20. Suck in some helium from a balloon, walk
 behind someone and say "follow the yellow brick
 road"
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cars

Children

Friends

Money

Mood

Party

Run

Scream

Wrestling

Work

I Won

Coffee

Desk

Drive

Hair

Opera

Poems

Sunglasses

Time

Voice

Water

Diet

Insanity

Poetry

The Prophecy

Running

Asks

page

ask

zoo

car

once

caffeine

atm

garbage

rock

espresso

mosquito

helium

maker

diamonds

brick

can

switch

one

down

play

name

day

why

all

face

they

coffee maker

rock bottom

you

balloon

economy

level

hair dryer

parking

five

order

for

prophecy

punctuation

label

use

road

serious face

serious

youre

eat

yellow

possible

because

memo

disguise

everyone

slow

someone

yellow brick road

slow down

do something

tell your friends

in the mood

whenever

leaving

yelling

every time

loose

their

go to

maintain

gotten

rather

accordance

rhyme

through

sing

walk

lunch

dinner

something

see

follow

want

days

say

lives

around

dont

field

healthy

all day

sing along

lunch time

garbage can

parking lot

run for your lives

won

out

over

point

tropical

fries

bottom

And

Cant

Skip

When

That

Finish

Not

Suck

Co Workers

Not In The Mood

The

From

When The

9 10

Diet Water

Theyre

Your

Every

Write

Weeks

Sit

Dryer

Start

You Go

Ways

Behind

With

Let

Comes

Are

Have

Drive Through

Sounds

Going

Put

Address

Checks

Advance

Has

Lot

Often

Mosquito Netting

Sit In

The Zoo

One Of You

Yourself

Tell

Than

Sentences

Workers

Along

Some

Any

Area

At Lunch

Decaf

Field Of

Follow The Yellow Brick Road

In Accordance With The Prophecy

In The

Intercom

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