God, Best, and Home: 27m Bro imagine if ejaculation wasn't billions of microscopic sperm cells but it was just one big sperm cell and everytime you jacked off you had to kill it before it squirmed too far Give Award Share 29 Comments SORT BY BEST Single comment thread. View all comments 100 points 4 hours ago Why would you have to kill it? Can't you just pick it up, feed it and take care of it, it'll greet you when you get home with its little tail wagging, cuddle you when there's thunder. Then once it's nice and fat you can eat it. God: "eAT THE EDICK Every day we stray further and further from God

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