470 L AT&T LIC ORIGINALI Asshole Lab Rat Really Screwing With Scientific Study Researchers at Harvard Are Incredibly Annoyed With a Lab Rat They Describe as a Real Asshole We're Trying to Research How Obesity Impacts Brain Function Explained Dr Stu Macho to Do That We Got All These Normal Rats and Started Observing Them Then This Little Fucker We Call Him # 42 Starts Eating a Ton He Got Super Fat and Starts Walking Into His Cage Walls Like a Moron When We Try to Observe Him but Then at Night He's Completely Normal It's Totally Throwing Off Our Data He's Being a Real Shithead This Isn't the First Time #42 Has Ruined an Experiment Dr Macho Explains I Once Ran an Experiment to Test Whether the Scent of Cats Was Frightening to Rats We Gave Them a Treat Every Time They Pushed a Big Red Button Then We Sprayed It With Cat Scent Literally Every Single Rat Was Too Scared to Push the Red Button Imean Look at This Little Shithead Except #42 He Pushed It Winked and Then Held His Little Paws Out for His Treat He's Such an Asshole His Data Screwed My Entire Thesis Myuuzaki Ladies and Gentlemen This Is Science in a Nutshell Asshole Rat