Anonymous ID Vr+oCOGI 071513Mon151725 UTC+10 No493290121 >Go to Disneyland >Buy Stupid Mickey-Ears Hat >staple It to Your Head With Staple Gun >Break Into Sleeping Beauty's Castle >Climb Up to the Motherfucking Top >Scream and Wave Hands to Get Attention of Park Patrons Below >Scream I AM MOTHERFUCKING TINKERBELLI! >Leap From Top of Castle >Aim for People Passing Below >Try to Land in Front of Family of Decent-Looking Folks >You Know Three Little Blonde Girls Aged 6 7 and 8 >Make Sure You Ate a Really Big Breakfast That Morning >Your Stomach Ass and Guts Will Explode Breakfast Shit Chunks All Over the Goddamn Place >Little Girls Spattered With Your Wicked Death Stew >Your Head Remains Intact You Are Wearing Mickey Mouse Ears!! >Everyone Takes Photos With Cell Phones Maybe Even a Few Videos of Your Fall and Landing! >You Go to Hell a Happy Hombre >Profit??? >Obtain Tinkerbell Costume From Local Halloween Store >Get Child Size More Disturbing >At Disneyland Locate That Zip-Line That Leads From the Top of the Castle >Don the Way-Too-Small Costume >Don't Bother With Pants Underwear >Hang Self by the Throat From Zip-Line >As You Travel Down the Line Hung by the Throat Your Bowels Will Evacuate Spectacularly Onto the Faces of Horrified Onlookers Below Anon Gives Advice on How to Kill Yourself 4chan