avenginginsanity:
diamondclustahusla:
quiteliterallyhotsauce:
I’ve watched this 10 times
I can’t breathe!😂😂😂😂
(All of this is said in a auto-tuned, sing-song voice. Audio originally from tik tok user @mikethornwell.)
So when I was 16, I used to work in a grocery store. And we had one customer who always came in who was always very obviously mentally ill. And one day I was bagging her groceries, and she said to me,
“don’t you wish it was back to the cotton picking days?”
And I was like, “hmm,”
And she was like, “don’t
you wish it was back to the cotton picking days?”
And I was like, “as in slavery?”
And she was like, “yes.”
And I was like, “why the fuck would you ask me that?”
And my manager was like, “what’s going on?”
And I was like, “I’m gonna have to step away before I throw a punch at an elderly woman.”
And she was like, “okay go in to the break room.”
A week later we found out the old woman had a heart attack and died. And I’m not saying she deserved it. But I’m saying
~・゚:*God’s timing is always right!*:・゚✧ ~