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Pressure

Stitches

Nature

Science

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Awesome

Helps

Never

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Fucking, Head, and Pressure: ebretha:
 A tip from your favorite nurse
 (that'd be me)
 lways have eggs in your fridge
 You just never know when someone will split
 their head open
 Or cut their finger while cooking
 And so on
 See that membrane there
 While the blood is gushing- hold pressure and
 crack open an egg
 Peel that there membrane off and put it on the
 wound (continue holding pressure)
 The membrane will harden and keep the
 wound closed until you can get to the ER for
 stitches
 If you even need them that is
 Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
 You're welcome.
 I did some research on this (because I do that
 now, fucking science get out) and it seems that
 this was done in the early 1900s somewhat
 frequently. It was used as a way to treat just
 about any kind of skin wound, from burm to cut to
 in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the
 wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by
 replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it
 grow
 now fucking sciencegetou
 It also helps in healing scars and reducing their
 visibility
 Whoah science
 Neato.
 SCIENCE
 Also, you have a splinter, smack one of these things
 on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more
 shitting around with pliers
 t will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites
 and stop them from being itchy
 woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff D
 Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing! EGGS-IS
 THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN'T DO?
 They cant fix the economy
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Fucking

head

Pressure

Stitches

Nature

Science

Stuff

Awesome

Helps

Never

Band

Blood Is

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blood

poison

fridge

mosquito

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scars

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Closed

Heal

But

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Cut

Suck

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Crack Open

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Favorite Nurse

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