GAINST F SAVES a MERICA DAY THRE Dear Citizen in Order to Deliver on Our Promise to Save America We Knew We Needed to Tackle Our Country's Biggest Issue Wealth Inequality the Richest 01% of Americans Have as Much Wealth as the Bottom 90% Our Lawyers Wouldn't Let Us Pursue Our First Choice - A Campaign to Eat All the Rich Cards Against Humanity Has Redistributed Your Wealth Using the Survey You Filled Out When You Signed Up We Identified the 100 Poorest People and Live in Their Houses So We Settled for Something More Achievable Today Recipients and Sent Them Each a Check for $1000 to See How This $1000 Is Impacting These People's Lives Read Their Stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealthcom the Next 10000 Poorest Recipients Got a $15 Refund Check You Got Nothing and if You Don't Like It Tough Titties Love You Cards Against Humanity My Money Stolen by Cards Against Humanity and Redistributed to People Poorer Than Me Oh Shit! I Just Got SAGAINSTHUMANITYSAVESA Cards Against Humanity Cards Against Humanity Fandomsandfeminism Systlin Republicansareahategroup Jinglemurdocks Friendly-Neighborhood-Patriarch Cyrodiil-Burns Kasaron Systlin Strutsonicely Tomyfancy Systlin I’M DYING Day 3 of 5 “Dear Citizen in Order to Deliver on Our Promise to Save America We Knew We Needed to Tackle Our Country’s Biggest Issue Wealth Inequality the Richest 01% of Americans Have as Much Wealth as the Bottom 90% Our Lawyers Wouldn’t Let Us Pursue Our First Choice - A Campaign to Eat All the Rich People and Live in Their Homes - So We Settled for Something More Achievable Today Card Against Humanity Has Redistributed Your Wealth Using the Survey You Filled Out When You Signed Up We Identified the 100 Poorest Recipients and Sent Them Each Check for $1000 to See How This $1000 Is Impacting These Peoples Lives Read Their Stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealthcom the Next 10000 Poorest Recipients Got a $15 Refund Check You Got Nothing and if You Don’t Like It Tough Titties I Love You Cards Against Humanity” I Was One of the 100 to Get the Check From These Folks and Holy Shit I Was CACKLING at the Hurt People on Facebook Some People Only Cared About Their Precious $15 When It Helped the Poor Congrats! I’m Thrilled That Some of My $$$ Went to People Who Needed It This Is Actually Kinda Sketchy if They Had More Than 17000 People Participate They Start Turning a Profit You Need Around 7000 “donators” to Give 100 People $1000USD and Then 10000 People to Get Their $15USD Refund They Got 150000 People to Donate That Means They Made Around 2 Million Dollars USD in Profit Since They Are NOT a Charity Organization They Have No Responsibility to Inform the Public of What They’re Spending That Money on and How Much Gets Fed Into Pockets of Their Own Bigwigs I Repeat This Is a Mega MEGA Sketchy Scheme That Relies on the Good-Will of Others and Their Own Branding as a Quirky Company to Possibly Turn a Massive Profit and It Gave Them Free Advertising Through Social Media and News Media I’m Glad Some of It Went to People Who Needed It but the Fact That Around 4% of the Proceeds Went Into Those Checks Went to the Donationsgifts and a Total of 11% Was Either Returned or Gifted 89% of It Went Into CAH’s Pockets Should Be a Significant Wake-Up Call as to the Real Intent Behind This Lmao Way to Get Capitalized on Socialists Getting Fooled by Fake Wokers TBH It’s Not a Good Idea to Give Money to Companies That Haven’t Been Rated by Charity Navigator CAH Is Stealing Using #Wokeness as a Shield and the Gullible Are Falling for It You’re All Fucking Dumbasses Nobody “donated” to CAH for This Promotion You Fuckwads People Paid $15 to Be a Part of It and Get Whatever Surprises They Threw at Customers the Amount of People in the Notes Who Have No Fucking Idea About What This Promotion Was or How It Was Marketed Acting Like CAH Is Some False Charity Is Fucking Astonishing ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Seriously the Amount of People on This Post Fundamentally Misunderstanding the Whole Concept of the CAH Holiday Event and Thinking I and the Other People Who Bought It Got Duped Is Ridiculous We Didn’t Donate the Money You Dopes We Bought a Product That We Knew Would Would Make Us Laugh Our Assess Off and CAH Delivered While Also Doing Some Nice Stuff for Other People Fuckin’ Hell Also THIS Isn’t the Only Part of the Holiday Event Everyone’s $15 Also Paid for Day 1 They Bought a Piece of Land Along the Border and Hired a Public Domain Lawyer Just to Slow Down Trumps Wall Day 2 the Good News Podcast Production and All of the Stickersposters for It Day 3 the Wealth Distribution Day 4 They Paid for a Shit Ton of Donor’s Choose Projects for Teachers Day 5 They Ran “pulse of the Nation ” Polling So of Course Not ALL the Money Went Towards JUST Day 3 That Was Never the Plan?!