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Abraham Lincoln

Friday

head

Teacher

weird

White House

Lost

John F. Kennedy

Lee Harvey Oswald

Abraham

know

you know what

Abraham Lincoln, Friday, and Head: Have a history teacher explain this if
they can
Abraham Lincoln was Elected to Congress in
1846
John F. Kennedy was Elected to Congress in
1946
Lincoln was elected President in 1860
Kennedy was elected President in 1960
Both were particularly concerned with
civil rights
Both wives lost a child while living in
the White House
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday
Both Presidents were shot in the head
NOW IT GETS WEIRD
Lincoln's Secretary was named Kennedy
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln
Both were assassinated by Southerners
Both were succeeded by Southerners named
Johnson
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was
born in 1808
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was
born in 1908
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln,
was born in 1839
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy,
was born in 1939
Both assassians were known by their three
names
Both names are composed of fifteen letters
NOW HANG ON TO YOUR SEAT
Lincoln was shot a the theater named “Ford"
Kennedy was shot in a "Lincoln" car made by
"Ford".
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before
their trials
HERE'S THE KICKER!
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in
Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with
Marilyn Monroe
BUT WAIT! THERES MORE!
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the
assassian ran to a warehouse
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and ran
to a theater
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Friday

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Teacher

weird

White House

Lost

John F. Kennedy

Lee Harvey Oswald

Abraham

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