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Abraham Lincoln

Assassination

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White House

John F. Kennedy

Lee Harvey Oswald

Abraham

Ford

Lincoln

Marilyn Monroe

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Abraham Lincoln, Assassination, and Memes: Have a history teacher explain this if
 they can.
 Abraham Lincoln was Elected to Congress in
 1846
 John F. Kennedy was Elected to Congress in
 1946.
 Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
 Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
 Both were particularly concerned with
 civil rights.
 Both wives lost a child while living in
 the White House.
 Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
 Both Presidents were shot in the head.
 NOW IT GETS WEIRD.
 Lincoln's Secretary was named Kennedy.
 Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
 Both were assassinated by Southerners.
 Both were succeeded by Southerners named
 Johnson.
 Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was
 born in 1808.
 Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was
 born in 1908.
 John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln,
 was born in 1839.
 Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy,
 was born in 1939.
 Both assassians were known by their three
 names
 Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
 NOW HANG ON TO YOUR SEAT!
 Lincoln was shot a the theater named "Ford".
 Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln'
 car made by
 "Ford".
 Booth and Oswald were assassinated before
 their trials.
 HERE'S THE KICKER!
 A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in
 Monroe, Maryland.
 A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with
 Marilyn Monroe.
 BUT WAIT! THERES MORE
 Lincoln was shot in a theater and the
 assassian ran to a warehouse.
 Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and ran
 to a theater.
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Abraham Lincoln

Assassination

memes

White House

John F. Kennedy

Lee Harvey Oswald

Abraham

Ford

Lincoln

Marilyn Monroe

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