In Case of Fire Do Lot Use Elevator Use Stairs Thesilencedmasses Adminover20 Radglawr Haedia Thewolfofnibu Stahscre4m There Are Guys in My Dorm Who Decided to Play Cards in the Elevator See What Intrigues Me About College Isn’t the Intellectual Pursuit or the Bonding or Whatever Its the Fact That People Have the Freedom to Do Random Shit Like This Okay Everybody I Have a Story About Random Shit in College When I Was in College There Was a Particular Class I Took Where No Matter What Time You Walked Into Class if You Made It Into the Room Before the Professor You Wouldn’t Be Counted Late I Mean That’s a Pretty Cool Policy Given How Some Professors Are Really Obnoxious About Attendance Well One Time a Fellow Student of Mine Was Running Late to Class as She Reached the Edge of the Building She Saw Her Professor Making It to the Front Steps Super Long Rectangular Building Here He Looks Up From Walking and He Sees Her He Then Points to His Watch Gives Her a Well-Meaning “Look Who’s Late” Face and Walks on Inside What He Didn’t Know Though Was That This Particular Student Was Like Freakishly Good at Bouldering and Related Climbing Skills So She Was Just Like “Fuck It” and SCALED THE BUILDING! She Tapped on the Window of the 4th Floor Classroom the Floors Had Like 20ft Ceilings So She Was Quite a Ways Up There Nearly Making One Student Piss Himself They Opened the Window She Rolled Through Onto the Floor and Slid Into Her Seat About Five Seconds Before the Professor Opened the Door to the Classroom He Did a Double Take Started to Say “How the Hell D—” When a Security Guard Ran in Red-Faced and Panting Pointed at Her and Bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!” Omfg the Amount of Fucks College Kids Don’t Give Astounds Me IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTS I LOVE THE IMPLICATION THAT THIS STUDENT HAS a REPUTATION FOR SCALING THE BUILDINGS