Person holding Skeleton (S): I have a joke for you :)
Person in Boo Hat (H): What?
S: What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? :3
H: I dunno… [go on guess] …death? [Noo….go on…GUESS!] Hckhhgh I dunno.
(H starts to giggle)
S: Come on…GUESS! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!? I haven’t told the punchline yet! What is a skeleton’s. Favorite. SNACK!? GUESS!
H: [still giggling] You’re putting a lot of pressure-
S: GUESS! FUCK! [slams skeleton’s head against crate] GUESS! GUESS GOD DAMN YOU! WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME!? WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK?!
H: [laughing] Bones?
S: NO!!! [slams against another crate] NO!!! WHAT IS IT!? WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!
H: [holding face and laughing quietly]
S: ………… [yelling at the top of their lungs] RIBS!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARE RIBS!!! FUCK!!!