Mon Whenever People Tailgate Me When I'm Going 40 in a 35 L Always Purposely Slow Down Because It's Like L Gave You an Extra 5 and You Didn't Appreciate It So Now You Get Nothing Slowdissolve Firebirdeternal Thelightofthingshopedfor Whitepeopletwitter She Has a Point There Are Two Situations in Which I Make Extremely Sure I’m Going Precisely at or Below the Speed Limit I See a Cop Some Asshole Is Tailgating Me This Is Both Spiteful AND Practical Because You Can’t Control Whether or Not They Give You a Safe Following Distance for the Speed You’re Travelling but You CAN Reduce the Speed You Both Have to Travel Having the Triple Benefit of a Increasing the Likelihood That They’ll Have Enough Time to Stop Without Rear-Ending You B Lowering the Speed of Any Possible Collision and Thus the Severity and C Pissing the Fucker the Fuck Off I Feel So Valid Now