dragonkyng:

libertarirynn:

princessofnegativity:

libertarirynn:

I just had to share what is probably the most hilariously pretentious, uninviting promo for a business I have ever seen. This woman can’t go 30 seconds without slipping some kind of man bashing into the situation while at the same time pretending she’s a totally welcoming and nonjudgmental place to buy records. Even as a record collector I wouldn’t set foot into this place if it was the last record store on earth.

“No judgement”, she said. And also lied.

“I love it when customers come in to talk about music

EXCEPT IF THEY’RE MEN THEN THEY’RE MANSPLAINING AND SHOULD DIE.

Also my opinions are the only ones that matter and working at a record store makes me a music historian. Thanks and please come again!”

“I get so sick of men claiming Yoko Ono killed the Beatles.”

Okay, but she did. I’ll give you the Beatles weren’t on their best foot, but it’s like saying that this guy had a terminal cancer so it doesn’t matter that I shot him.

“It’s like saying Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain.”

Okay, but she did. Maybe she didn’t actually shoot him, but she destroyed him with drugs.

I’m sure she only gets salty about that because those are women and she doesn’t like the idea of women ever ruining something a man created because women can only make things better. Also apparently she’ll kick you out of her store if you suggest such a thing.