Birds, Chicken, and Heart: NOW, WE ADD BAY LEAVES AND THE CHICKEN. OR, IN THIS CASE, WE WOULD ADD THE CHICKEN, IF IT WAS LEGAL AND AVAILABLE. THEN, CONTINUE TO STIR THE ONIONS OVER MEDIUM- HIGH HEAT, AND STIR. ADDING TWO TEA- SPOONS OF BROWN SUGAR. AND... INSTEAD, SUBSTITUTE A FOURTEEN OUNCE CAN OF POULTFREE... CHICKEN-FLAVORED, NATURALLY. THEN SCRAPE OFF THE BROWNED BITS IN THE PAN FREQUENTLY UNTIL IT HAS CARAMELIZED. LOOK, NO MATTER HOWI SPIN THIS, OR DISGUISE THE FLAVOR, THE END RESULT IS STILL GOING TO TASTE LIKE BOILED ASS COMPARED TO HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO. THERE WAS NEVER ANY BIRD FLU. THE GOVERNMENT TELLS YOU THERE WAS, AND THEY ARE LYING. I'M SUPPOSED TO STAND HERE AND PRETEND THIS SAD CRAP IS ACTUALLY TOLERABLE WHEN IN FACT IT'S BARELY FREAKING EDIBLE! NO DISRESPECT TO THE PEOPLE WHO DIED, BUT THIS WAS NEVER ABOUT BIRDS. THE GOVERNMENT HAS AN AGENDA, AND THIS BIRD FLU HOAX IS AT THE HEART OF IT. IT'S ALL EVERY WORD BULLSHIT! THE PRESIDENT SAID IS A GODDAMN LIE. SCREW HIM, SCREW THE SENATE, SCREW THE CONGRESS-- THE CULINARY NETWORK'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH CHOW CHU WENT ON HIATUS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE BROADCAST OF ITS OCTOBER 13TH EPISODE. THE F.C.C., UNDER THE ADVISEMENT OF THE F.D.A., SUSPENDED CHOW CHU FROM APPEARING ON THE AIR FOR EIGHT MONTHS, AND LEVIED A FOUR MILLION DOLLAR FINE AGAINST THE CULINARY NETWORK, THE HIGHEST FINE IN CABLE NETWORK HISTORY. AND SCREW EVERY GODDAMN LIAR IN WASHINGTON FOR RATIFYING A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT BASED ON LIES, MISERABLE EUCKI-- Me irl

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