Being Alone, Amazon, and Drinking: o Verizon 10 66% 10:47 PM Alexa YOU MATCHED WITH ALEXA ON 5/4/17 So how many guys try to open with a pun involving your name and the amazon device? May 4, 2017, 8:00 PM Surprisingly few, but I'm open to the attempt. May 4, 2017, 9:07 PM Oh boy, you're asking for it hey alexa, what's my schedule look like for saturday night? May 4, 2017, 9:37 PM You have a recurring weekly event on Saturdays titled "Drinking Alone" May 4, 2017, 9:59 PM "Alexa, find me the nearest burn unit" Sent Send Type a Message... GIF I was doing so well

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