Cheating, Dating, and Friends: *on a first date* ok dont let them know i stalked them online them: my aunt me: theresa or sharon Perks of dating me: I have no friends so we can always hang out, I won't cheat cause I'm 2 busy hiding in ur trunk stalking you , I laugh at my own jokes so u don't have 2 LOL I'm hilarious 😂 and I'm always down for wine, pizza n the D. DonutsOrDick Both 🍷🍕🍩🍆

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