PERHAPS YOU RELIED ON MY MASTER'S VOW AGAINST USING LETHAL FORCE 7 LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT I SUBSCRIBE TO NO SUCH <p><a Href=httpssorrythatnamehasbeentakentumblrcompost168948851502funnypages-Obsidianthunderwolf-Lastsonlost Class=tumblr_blog>sorrythatnamehasbeentaken<a><p> <blockquote><p><a Href=httpfunnypagestumblrcompost168875365831obsidianthunderwolf-Lastsonlost Class=tumblr_blog>funnypages<a><p><blockquote> <p><a Href=httpsobsidianthunderwolftumblrcompost168824690508lastsonlost-Spawnfreak73-Blog-Lastsonlost Class=tumblr_blog>obsidianthunderwolf<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a Href=httplastsonlosttumblrcompost168823018997spawnfreak73-Blog-Lastsonlost-Kaldicuct Class=tumblr_blog>lastsonlost<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a Href=httpspawnfreak73-Blogtumblrcompost168810215715lastsonlost-Kaldicuct-Quoth-The-Fool Class=tumblr_blog>spawnfreak73-Blog<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a Href=httplastsonlosttumblrcompost168809256967kaldicuct-Quoth-The-Fool-Kaldicuct Class=tumblr_blog>lastsonlost<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a Href=httpkaldicucttumblrcompost168808675706quoth-The-Fool-Kaldicuct-Net-Lady Class=tumblr_blog>kaldicuct<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a Href=httpsquoth-The-Fooltumblrcompost168808389078kaldicuct-Net-Lady-Unlimited-Padoru-Works Class=tumblr_blog>quoth-The-Fool<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a Href=httpkaldicucttumblrcompost168808168846net-Lady-Unlimited-Padoru-Works Class=tumblr_blog>kaldicuct<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a Href=httpnet-Ladytumblrcompost168807410957unlimited-Padoru-Works-The-Real-Todd-Howard Class=tumblr_blog>net-Lady<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a Href=httpsunlimited-Padoru-Workstumblrcompost168730532712the-Real-Todd-Howard Class=tumblr_blog>unlimited-Padoru-Works<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a Href=httpsthe-Real-Todd-Howardtumblrcompost168684949269officially-William-Dudley-Pelley Class=tumblr_blog>The-Real-Todd-Howard<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a Href=httpsofficially-William-Dudley-Pelleytumblrcompost168683895996iggystone101-Funnypages-Alfred-And-His Class=tumblr_blog>officially-William-Dudley-Pelley<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a Href=httpsiggystone101tumblrcompost168628157103funnypages-Alfred-And-His-Boomstick-Booster Class=tumblr_blog>iggystone101<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a Href=httpfunnypagestumblrcompost168363640607alfred-And-His-Boomstick-Booster-Gold-12 Class=tumblr_blog>funnypages<a><p> <blockquote> <blockquote><p>Alfred and His Boomstick<p><blockquote> <p>Booster Gold #12<br><p> <blockquote> <p>I’ve Never Loved an Old Man the Same Way I Think I Love Alfred<p> <blockquote> <p>Alfred Is Going to Paint the Walls<p> <blockquote> <p>“I Aint Afraid of Killin a Bitch”<p> <blockquote> <figure Class=tmblr-Full Data-Orig-Height=430 Data-Orig-Width=500><img Src=https78mediatumblrcom7a136b094aaa950d2db3de5b03e689b7tumblr_inline_p18dr3DQir1uxlblr_540jpg Data-Orig-Height=430 Data-Orig-Width=500><figure><figure Data-Orig-Width=500 Data-Orig-Height=433 Class=tmblr-Full><img 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Joker<p> <p>How Do You Feel?<p> <blockquote> <p>I…I Think I Love Him Even More I Didn’t Think That Was Possible <p> <blockquote> <p>I’m Crazy Enough to Fuck With the Joker I Could Possibly Out Crazy Him if I Really Wanted to and Laugh Doing It Prank Fighting Flip His Nose Hard Enough to Break It Eye Poke and Pop One Out That Sort of Thing<p> <p>I Absolutely Would Not Fuck With Alfred<p> <figure Class=tmblr-Full Data-Orig-Height=423 Data-Orig-Width=500><img Src=https78mediatumblrcom7ba16d7c5e4824654b8acf4de92e03e3tumblr_inline_p1cgjqe95t1rijovx_540jpg Data-Orig-Height=423 Data-Orig-Width=500><figure><p>In Case You Didn’t Catch It…<p> <p>ALFRED IS BRITISH SAS Basically British Green Beret Special Forces<p> <figure Class=tmblr-Full Data-Orig-Height=600 Data-Orig-Width=467><img Src=https78mediatumblrcoma6dbe1d8a625c7bdc3f5a8cf6a98de9etumblr_inline_p1cgkq69n01rijovx_540jpg Data-Orig-Height=600 Data-Orig-Width=467><figure><figure Class=tmblr-Full Data-Orig-Height=443 Data-Orig-Width=500><img 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Href=httpdcwikiacomwikiBatman_Family>Batman Family<a><p> <p><b><a Href=httpdcwikiacomwikiMilitary_Protocol>Military Protocol<a><b><p> <p><b><a Href=httpdcwikiacomwikiMimicry>Mimicry<a><b> His Ability for Vocal Mimicry Means He Can Impersonate Bruce Wayne on the Telephone Convincingly<p> <p><b><a Href=httpdcwikiacomwikiStick_Fighting>Stick Fighting<a><b> Alfred Has Been Shown to Spar With Dick Grayson Using Wooden Sticks<p> <p><b><a Href=httpdcwikiacomwikiTactical_Analysis>actical Analysis<a><b><p> <blockquote> <p>This Alfred Is Awesome Thread Is the Best Thing on This Hellsite I Fuckin’ Love This Papa Al Really Does Need More Love<p> <p>-Obsidian<p> <blockquote> <p>So Glad This Post Has Blown Up<p> <blockquote> <p>Casual Reminder That When Bruce Died and Dick Took Over as Batman Twoface Knew Something Was Up and Proceeded to Beat the Shit Out of Dick Demanding to Fight ‘the Real Batman’ So Alfred Put on the Cowl Showed Him That Batman Was Still Alive and Well <p><p><br><p><p>Also Lets Not Forget the Single Most Heartbreaking Page I’ve Ever Read From Batman #687<p><figure Class=tmblr-Full Data-Orig-Height=1023 Data-Orig-Width=650><img Src=https78mediatumblrcome1d4b86c682ff218dbf3e033024cbcc8tumblr_inline_p1jvbrq0zB1tncrub_540png Data-Orig-Height=1023 Data-Orig-Width=650><figure><blockquote> <p>Who Gave You the Right?<p>