PIRITS Bookhobbit Why Is Olde Vampires in High School the Big Thing and Not Olde Vampires in College Everyone in College Is Eccentric Everyone You Wanna Wear Full on Victorian Suit? The Girl in Pajamas Who Clearly Hasn't Slept in Three Days Supports You Everyone Is Too Preoccupied to Care as Long as You're Polite and Follow Class Etiquette Multiple High School Diplomas? Eh Same Stuff Multiple BAs? Enjoy Learning Chemistry AND Art History! All in Detail! Wandering Around Campus at 3am? That's Just the Lifestyle Tm * No Matter How Old or Young You Look It's Not Really That Weird There's Sixteen Year Olds and Sixty Year Olds Doing BAs Somewhere Big Schools Are Very Anonymous So Nobody's Gonna Bother to Hassle You * Anorthernskyatdawn the Girl in Pyjamas Is the Vampire Themauvesoul Also if U Put Ur Blood in a Water Bottle Ppl Will Assume It's Juice and Be Jealous Oh God I'm a Monster 20 Students Who R All Procrastinating Big Projects Say Same Simultaniousely and With the Exact Same Tone Everything Is a Joke So if U Say I Subsist on the Lifeblood of Mankind Someone Will Go Lol What a Mood* It Would Take U Like 100 Years to Major in Everything Seen Sucking the Blood of a Fellow Classmate and U R Instantly the Campus Cryptid and Mascoft Listen if U Have an Ethical Dilemma Go Find a Philosophy Major That Believes in Ethical Subjectivism and They'll Make U So Angry U Forget Abt Whatever the Fuck Was Bothering U College Is the Only Acceptable Place to Get Into Fistfights Over Classical Literature * E * Iterally All U Need to Do to Avoid Suspicion Is Be the Guy That Always Has Qum and a Stapler if U Have a Majestic Mustache Ppl Will Just Assume Ur an English Major Allergic to Crosses? Cool So R Certain Stem Majors E * College Vampires