Definitely, God, and Relationships: (? r/AskReddit A u/S-Eleni • 12h After you die, you get access to a database with all the information ever known or collected throughout human history. What do you search for first? Discussion 1 4.5k 1 Share 2.0k Y BEST COMMENTS NicNoletree · 11h 否1Award Find out what database software they use, how much data they have, and begin looking at the table structure and relationships. + Reply 1.4k jeremy1015 · 6h Plot twist: It's Mongo and the entirety of human history is stored in a single JSON object. The top level is a key called "events" and the value is an unsorted array. 217 JuniorSenior Trainee · 3h Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin waiting for the inevitable. All the Apocalypse stuff in the Bible was actually just a misunderstanding of him saying "Guys you don't get it, I literally built this shit in seven days when I probably should've spent years on it. But management was pressuring me to deliver in seven days so I had to hack together this garbage and it will definitely break any minute now. 159 Ar4n · 2h Mistranslation in the Bible. On the 7th day he tested. That’s a lot of data

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