runecestershire: officialsmashmouth: thok-ast-thok: kaijuno: sillysurgeon: ted: Our new Monday morning best friend. This smart table will bother you until you get all the stuff you need in your bag – including breakfast. THANKS, TABLE!Wanna know how it works? Watch today’s TED talk on touch technology – from the guy who created this and many other shape-shifting designs. (From the geniuses at TEDxCERN.) what the fuck man just fucking launch their phone into the ceiling they dont fucking need it thank you future wiggle table why would i need a table that nervously jostles my possessions around while frantically repeating vague advice when i already do all that myself The Anxiety Table You screwed up a perfectly good robotable is what you did. Look at it, it’s got anxiety.