Bad, Blockbuster, and Cute: sailorbryant a-frag Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building. Good News: We didn't have to wait around for a locksmith. Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic BackstoryTM. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls. Good News: A cute girl saw me do it. Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she'll never think I'm cool no matter what I do. It's too late. She knows. There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on I’d watch this movie

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