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Candy, Valentine's Day, and Juicy: Steak and Blowiob
 Day
 Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob
 Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month
 after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
 The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or
 other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men),
 you simply bestow your partner with a steak
 and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
 Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for
 Steak and Blowjob Day?"
 Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy
 steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
Happy Steak and BJ day! Since no one participated in Valentine's Day with me, I'm sitting this one out too
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Juicy

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Women

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found @ 2809 likes ON 2017-06-28 08:15:04 BY sizzle

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