Dude, Food, and Sorry: textpostgiant one-time-i-dreamt I ordered Jimmy Johns and it took the delivery man 5 minutes and 1 second to bring me my food and he showed up with a katana and my sandwich and said "I'm so sorry, I've gone over my time promise, please, dispose of me, I am worthless" and handed me the katana and I was like "yo what, I don't care dude, go back to your work it's fine" and he was like "THEN BOSS WILL DISPOSE OF ME YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I BROKE THE PROMISE" and then cops showed up and started shooting at him and was like "YOU'RE TOO KIND LADY, HE MUST DIE, ITS A LAW." and then one cop started swinging the katana at his neck then I woke up sporty-cus Source name. Keep forgetting to look at source names Merry crisis

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found @ 36 likes ON 2020-01-01 05:22:14 BY sizzle

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