Being Alone, Funny, and Head: What's you're funniest secret!? That's easy, when I was younger I would sleep with a night light. It would flicker on and off, it's like I was at a disco as a kid. I was curious as to what was causing my night light to act like a strobe light. So one night when I was alone in my room I asked out loud "hey who's doing this". A weird voice said "I tell you when to speak meat sack", the funny part is when, out of nowhere it wanted to wrest le. remember it pushing me off the bed and throwing me against furniture, I tried my headrest to win our little wrest ling match, but it accidentally slammed my head into the metal bed frame and I blacked out:/. I told my parents about my new friend, but they reacted all weird and moved a few days later? (boomers am I right?). The funny secret is...I made a deal with it to follow me around in exchange for it being my friend forever <3 iMessage Excuse me wtf. It’s getting spooky

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found ON 2019-09-28 11:13:25 BY sizzle

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