When the Retarded Kid Rapes the Teacher to Death and in Her Absence Establishes a Sovereign Communist Government in the School and He's Holding All the Other Kids Hostage So They Have to Be Citizens of the Government but the Trump Supporting Kid Hates Communism but Also Likes That There's No Immigration in the New Nation So He Kills Himself and the Emo Kid Thinks It's a Suicide Party and Kills Himself as Well Meanwhile You're Fucking the School Furry Which the Nerdy Kid Argues Is Technically Beastiality Since Furries Want to Be Treated Like Animals but You Also Committed Actual Beastiality When You Fucked the Class Hamster a Week Ago and the Hamster Unbeknownst to You Had an Std That Made You Retarded and You Got It and Fucked the Weird Kid and Made Him Retarded and It Turns Out He Was the One Who Established the New Communist School Nation but Now the US Government Is Coming to Blow Up the School Since They Fucking Hate Commies So the Principal Leaves the School to Try and Reason With the Newly-Arrived Military Forces but the Retarded Kid Who Is Now the Sole Dictator of the School Sees Him Leaving and Anally Penetrates Him Until He Dies Because Immigration and Emigration Is Illegal and Declares It the New Holy Land and the Neo-Crusaders Hear Him and Decide to Take Over the School So Now It's a Battle Between the Enraged Retarded Kid a Group of Virgins Pretending to Be Crusaders and the Entire Fucking United States Military Force but You've Been Holding in Your Shit for a Year Straight Since Your Uncle Shoved a Buttplug Up Your Ass a Year Ago and Today Was Gonna Be Its One Year Anniversary in Your Asshole but It Gets Launched Out by the Massive Amount of Shit That Was Piling Up in There and It Gets a Headshot on the Retarded Kid Unlocking You a Tactical Nuke You Use to Destroy Everything on Earth and It Still Smells Like a Pile of Shit From Your Now Deep- Fried Year-Old Pile of Crap This Whole Thing Yikes