Bones, Memes, and Usher: You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the Did you know that March 14th is chance to display your fondness for a significant other Steak & BJ Day? by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every It's like Valentine's Day for guys. Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special It's awesome unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't Seriously. It's a real holiday. Google it. I'll wait. enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day" Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love HAR as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling BUDAY So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's oteerid Steak and a Blow Job Day LADIES!!! QTNA: "married" ladies... ya'll celebrating or nah???? History says this holiday has been in existence since 2002. FIFTEEN YEARS! "Single but committed" ladies ya'll can chime in too. I won't judge. Lol! Ya'll going out to eat? You cooking dinner at home? Does he deserve a t-bone? Maybe a ribeye. I surely hope it's not a sirloin. But please Steak details ONLY.... no need for all the other extra aspects of the holiday. šŸ™ƒšŸ˜‚

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