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Oldpeoplefacebook, Shell, and Fridge: Vel 4 PM PIV Text Message Today 3:31 PM Hey sis, fresh out of the oven I have no idea who you are Sorry about that. It's only a pie that baked. missed my sister's by one digit. O Text Message ooooo Verizon 11:41 PM Those pies looks lovely though Lemon meringue? Yes, my mother's recepi. Can have the recipe? I have never made lemon meringue pie and this seems like a sign that l should OK. The recepi is, 19" gramkracker That is 1- 9" Keebler Graham cracker ready made pie crust. 2 cans of carnation sweetened condensed milk. 5 lemons, 2 limes, 4 large eggs. Melt 14 stick of butter and baste the pie shell. Bake it at convection setting 325 for 15 minutes. Zest the lemons and the limes. The zest will be mixed with the meringue later. Seperate your room temperature egg white and yokes. Be careful not to get any yolk in with the whites. Juice the lemons and the limes. Use some of their pulp with meringue. Mix egg yolks with condensed milk. Add lemon and lime juice. Add mix to pie shell O A Text Message ooooo Verizon 11:41 PM 4 large eggs. Melt 14 stick of butter and baste the pie shell. Bake it at convection setting 325 for 15 minutes. Zest the lemons and the limes. The zest will be mixed with the meringue later. Seperate your room temperature egg white and yokes. Be careful not to get any yolk in with the whites. Juice the lemons and the limes. Use some of their pulp with meringue. Mix egg yolks with condensed milk. Add lemon and lime juice. Add mix to pie shell and bake at 325 for twenty minutes. Whip egg whites on high speed by themselves, without sugar until they start to peak. Add granular sugar and zest until they stand on their own and to taste. Use convection setting @4500 until meringue browns nicely. Let cool for 1 hour then transfer to your fridge for another 2 hours. Enjoy Hank you Thank You're welcome O A. Text Message Meanwhile, browsing Imgur, I find this Lemon Meringue Pie recipe...
Oldpeoplefacebook, Shell, and Fridge: Vel 4 PM
 PIV
 Text Message
 Today 3:31 PM
 Hey sis, fresh out of the oven
 I have no idea who you are
 Sorry about that. It's only a pie that
 baked. missed my sister's by one
 digit.
 O Text Message

 ooooo Verizon
 11:41 PM
 Those pies looks lovely though
 Lemon meringue?
 Yes, my mother's recepi.
 Can have the recipe? I have never
 made lemon meringue pie and this
 seems like a sign that l should
 OK. The recepi is, 19" gramkracker
 That is 1- 9" Keebler Graham
 cracker ready made pie crust. 2
 cans of carnation sweetened
 condensed milk. 5 lemons, 2 limes,
 4 large eggs. Melt 14 stick of butter
 and baste the pie shell. Bake it at
 convection setting 325 for 15
 minutes. Zest the lemons and the
 limes. The zest will be mixed with
 the meringue later. Seperate your
 room temperature egg white and
 yokes. Be careful not to get any yolk
 in with the whites. Juice the lemons
 and the limes. Use some of their
 pulp with meringue. Mix egg yolks
 with condensed milk. Add lemon
 and lime juice. Add mix to pie shell
 O A Text Message

 ooooo Verizon
 11:41 PM
 4 large eggs. Melt 14 stick of butter
 and baste the pie shell. Bake it at
 convection setting 325 for 15
 minutes. Zest the lemons and the
 limes. The zest will be mixed with
 the meringue later. Seperate your
 room temperature egg white and
 yokes. Be careful not to get any yolk
 in with the whites. Juice the lemons
 and the limes. Use some of their
 pulp with meringue. Mix egg yolks
 with condensed milk. Add lemon
 and lime juice. Add mix to pie shell
 and bake at 325 for twenty
 minutes. Whip egg whites on high
 speed by themselves, without sugar
 until they start to peak. Add
 granular sugar and zest until they
 stand on their own and to taste. Use
 convection setting @4500 until
 meringue browns nicely. Let cool
 for 1 hour then transfer to your
 fridge for another 2 hours. Enjoy
 Hank you
 Thank
 You're welcome
 O A.
 Text Message
Meanwhile, browsing Imgur, I find this Lemon Meringue Pie recipe...

Meanwhile, browsing Imgur, I find this Lemon Meringue Pie recipe...

Poop, Roomba, and Rugs: love it with a caveat November 4, 201 By Previously my wife and l read the post about someone's Roomba trailing through dog poop. We laughed and didn't think another thing about it Let me tell you how yesterday went. While at a training for work l receive a text message from my 10 year daughter Dad, please call me the floors are dead.' I assumed that auto correct had gotten involved and was trying to figure out what it had corrected from. Also in the back of my mind l assumed our 14 year old lab Dalmatian mix had passed away, only to be found by our daughter. attempted to call my daughter with no answer and then called my wife. My wife had received the same text and had talked to our daughter Our lab is fine, our daughter was not. It appears that during our absence our 85 pound Band-dog mastiff had a bit of stomach distress. This in its self isn't a big deal as pet owner we understand that periodically "poop happens." What caused our very articulate 10 year daughter to become stymied was the fact that Rudy (our Roomba's name at 1415 hours started his tour of duty Roomba's name) at 1415 hours started his tour of duty Our daughter entered the house at around 1430. Rudy had been diligently cleaning our house for 15 minutes give or take. It seems that he had made a bee line towards the piles of dog stomach distress and then gleefully in a poop filled rampage "cleaned" the house. don't know if dog excrement somehow is a super boost to Roombas (much like speed boosts on video games or if Rudy somewhere deep in his programing has a code built in that basically states "if dog mess is found, crank all operations up to 11 But it appears that in a very small bit of time he had somehow traversed into the master bedroom, the hall way, kitchen and of course the living room As any Roomba owner knows they travel in spiral patterns, they bump into walls and furniture and they stop and spin looking for dust or hair. This built in patterning is truly effective in the elimination of pet hair, dust and small bits of debris. This patterning also seems to mimic the path a three year old hopped up on red bull and given an open full paint can, would have. If you keep the afore mentioned three year old in mind and substitute poop for paint that is what we are looking at. Roombas also have a small propeller like, brush attachment. This attachment sticks out in front of the Roomba. Its' original purpose appears to be reaching into corners where the round Roomba cannot reach. Unfortunately, this attachment also seems to have the ability to violate the known laws of physics by flinging poop in all directions, angles around corners, inside locked cabinets, and oddly straight up in the air to hit a 12 foot ceiling. So give that three year old a fan and let them swing it around as much as possible So back to our daughter, as she entered the house she was struck by a smell that could only be described as Cerebos's backyard after being fed Taco Bell and shock, she looked down, up and around and observed the poopy Pollock patterning on the walls. She immediately went further into the house, (where she got the strength of will will never know to find her phone to text her parents Before she could reach her phone, a poop flinging Rudy turned the corner and the chase was on. I don't know what happen in the time between our daughter being spotted by the poop flinging Rudy and the text message because she refuses to talk about it. She was able to stop the rampage by disabling Rudy and moving him to the backyard. After which she sent the text. I do have a theory on why she sent the "floors are dead" text. She being a normal 10 year girl has yet to witness anything close to the atrocity she saw. Given that she could only process the thought "the floors are dead" In hopes we would call and she could articulate the carnage Back to my wife, I didn't get all the above information until after the event. I was talking to my wife when she initially entered the house. All heard was the garage door open about 20 seconds of silence, a very soft "oh God" and then her telling me "it's bad, I'll call you back.' In her shock, she forgot to hang up the phone and for the next 5 or so minutes l could hear snippets of "How did it get there? Why, Oh man we might need to buy a rug, we just put in new floors, Oh God arrived home at around 1830 hours. Our house smelt of beach and cleaning fluid. My wife and daughter both freshly showered, both sitting down, both having only what can be described as a 1000 yard stare. My wife did the thought "the floors are dead" In hopes we would call and she could articulate the carnage Back to my wife, I didn't get all the above information until after the event. was talking to my wife when she initially entered the house. All I heard was the garage door open about 20 seconds of silence, a very soft "oh God" and then her telling me "it's bad, l'll call you back" In her shock, she forgot to hang up the phone and for the next 5 or so minutes l could hear snippets of "How did it get there? Why, Oh man we might need to buy a rug, we just put in new floors, Oh God arrived home at around 1830 hours. Our house smelt of beach and cleaning fluid. My wife and daughter both freshly showered, both sitting down, both having only what can be described as a 1000 yard stare. My wife did say three words, "He is outside tried to take Rudy apart as much as light and my stomach would allow. As it stands right now some of his parts are soaking in a solution of bleach and water. I am hoping through the next week l will be able to thoroughly clean his outsides and insides So if I was to rate the Roomba l would highly suggest it others. We love the little guy, he has cleaned our floors without compliant, been a source of entertainment, and reduces our work load with our pets do have to add one caveat. If you own pets only allow the Roomba to work while you are there. Or you will spend a week cleaning out at poop filled Roomba 1,404 of 1,445 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful Another Roomba-pet-mess review.
Poop, Roomba, and Rugs: love it with a caveat
 November 4, 201
 By
 Previously my wife and l read the post about someone's
 Roomba trailing through dog poop. We laughed and didn't
 think another thing about it
 Let me tell you how yesterday went. While at a training for
 work l receive a text message from my 10 year daughter
 Dad, please call me the floors are dead.' I assumed that
 auto correct had gotten involved and was trying to figure
 out what it had corrected from. Also in the back of my
 mind l assumed our 14 year old lab Dalmatian mix had
 passed away, only to be found by our daughter.
 attempted to call my daughter with no answer and then
 called my wife. My wife had received the same text and
 had talked to our daughter
 Our lab is fine, our daughter was not. It appears that
 during our absence our 85 pound Band-dog mastiff had a
 bit of stomach distress. This in its self isn't a big deal as
 pet owner we understand that periodically "poop
 happens." What caused our very articulate 10 year
 daughter to become stymied was the fact that Rudy (our
 Roomba's name at 1415 hours started his tour of duty

 Roomba's name) at 1415 hours started his tour of duty
 Our daughter entered the house at around 1430. Rudy
 had been diligently cleaning our house for 15 minutes
 give or take. It seems that he had made a bee line
 towards the piles of dog stomach distress and then
 gleefully in a poop filled rampage "cleaned" the house.
 don't know if dog excrement somehow is a super boost to
 Roombas (much like speed boosts on video games or if
 Rudy somewhere deep in his programing has a code built
 in that basically states "if dog mess is found, crank all
 operations up to 11 But it appears that in a very small bit
 of time he had somehow traversed into the master
 bedroom, the hall way, kitchen and of course the living
 room
 As any Roomba owner knows they travel in spiral
 patterns, they bump into walls and furniture and they stop
 and spin looking for dust or hair. This built in patterning is
 truly effective in the elimination of pet hair, dust and small
 bits of debris. This patterning also seems to mimic the
 path a three year old hopped up on red bull and given an
 open full paint can, would have. If you keep the afore
 mentioned three year old in mind and substitute poop for
 paint that is what we are looking at. Roombas also have a
 small propeller like, brush attachment. This attachment
 sticks out in front of the Roomba. Its' original purpose
 appears to be reaching into corners where the round
 Roomba cannot reach. Unfortunately, this attachment
 also seems to have the ability to violate the known laws
 of physics by flinging poop in all directions, angles
 around corners, inside locked cabinets, and oddly straight
 up in the air to hit a 12 foot ceiling. So give that three year
 old a fan and let them swing it around as much as
 possible

 So back to our daughter, as she entered the house she
 was struck by a smell that could only be described as
 Cerebos's backyard after being fed Taco Bell and
 shock, she
 looked down, up and around and observed the poopy
 Pollock patterning on the walls. She immediately went
 further into the house, (where she got the strength of will
 will never know to find her phone to text her parents
 Before she could reach her phone, a poop flinging Rudy
 turned the corner and the chase was on. I don't know
 what happen in the time between our daughter being
 spotted by the poop flinging Rudy and the text message
 because she refuses to talk about it. She was able to stop
 the rampage by disabling Rudy and moving him to the
 backyard. After which she sent the text. I do have a theory
 on why she sent the "floors are dead" text. She being a
 normal 10 year girl has yet to witness anything close to
 the atrocity she saw. Given that she could only process
 the thought "the floors are dead" In hopes we would call
 and she could articulate the carnage
 Back to my wife, I didn't get all the above information until
 after the event. I was talking to my wife when she initially
 entered the house. All heard was the garage door open
 about 20 seconds of silence, a very soft "oh God" and
 then her telling me "it's bad, I'll call you back.' In her
 shock, she forgot to hang up the phone and for the next 5
 or so minutes l could hear snippets of "How did it get
 there? Why, Oh man we might need to buy a rug, we just
 put in new floors, Oh God
 arrived home at around 1830 hours. Our house smelt of
 beach and cleaning fluid. My wife and daughter both
 freshly showered, both sitting down, both having only
 what can be described as a 1000 yard stare. My wife did

 the thought "the floors are dead" In hopes we would call
 and she could articulate the carnage
 Back to my wife, I didn't get all the above information until
 after the event. was talking to my wife when she initially
 entered the house. All I heard was the garage door open
 about 20 seconds of silence, a very soft "oh God" and
 then her telling me "it's bad, l'll call you back" In her
 shock, she forgot to hang up the phone and for the next 5
 or so minutes l could hear snippets of "How did it get
 there? Why, Oh man we might need to buy a rug, we just
 put in new floors, Oh God
 arrived home at around 1830 hours. Our house smelt of
 beach and cleaning fluid. My wife and daughter both
 freshly showered, both sitting down, both having only
 what can be described as a 1000 yard stare. My wife did
 say three words, "He is outside
 tried to take Rudy apart as much as light and my
 stomach would allow. As it stands right now some of his
 parts are soaking in a solution of bleach and water. I am
 hoping through the next week l will be able to thoroughly
 clean his outsides and insides
 So if I was to rate the Roomba l would highly suggest it
 others. We love the little guy, he has cleaned our floors
 without compliant, been a source of entertainment, and
 reduces our work load with our pets
 do have to add one caveat. If you own pets only allow
 the Roomba to work while you are there. Or you will spend
 a week cleaning out at poop filled Roomba
 1,404 of 1,445 people found this review helpful
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Another Roomba-pet-mess review.

Another Roomba-pet-mess review.