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    Her, Marry Me, and Last Night: We matched a little over 2 years ago, and last night I asked her to marry me!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Her, Marry Me, and Last Night: We matched a little over 2 years ago, and last night I asked her to marry me!
                
            

            
            
We matched a little over 2 years ago, and last night I asked her to marry me!

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Bad, Bored, and Friday: THE HELL
 WAS ALL THAT
 ABOuT
 HE HAS
 HIS GOOD
 GuALITIES
 EX-BOYFRIEND.
 MESSY BREAK-UP
 HE SEEMS
 LIKE A REAL
 PIECE OF WORK
 OH YEAH,
 LIKE WHAT?
 HE'S TALENTED
 ATHLETIC, FUNNY
 SEXY, SMART
 WELL
 HE'S SELFISH,
 DOuCHEY, RUDE,
 JuDGEMENTA
 HE CAN
 BE REALLY
 SWEET
 A GOOD
 COOK Too
 POsSESSIvE
 AND CLINGY
 AND HE ALWAYS
 BUT?
 MAKES ME
 FEEL LKE
 I'M NOT
 GOOD
 ENOUGH
 DAMN
 HE'S YouR
 EX FOR A
 REASON,
 SN'T HE?
 DOES HE NOT
 LOOK LKE THE
 HAS HE
 EVER BEEN
 VIOLENT?
 LIKE, WE'Ve
 HA OUR FIGHTS
 BUT HE'5 NEVER
 HURT ME LIKE
 THAT
 GUY You PUNCHED
 A NIGHT AGO?
 OH GOSH
 No!
 WOuLD IT
 BE uNSuRPRISING
 To Vou IF HE LED
 A DOUBLE LIFE?
 WHY ARE
 You ASKING
 ME THAT?

 I MEAN
 SURE,THERE
 ARE SIMILARITIES
 THEY DO
 BOTH HAVE
 MOHAWKS
 HIM? ACE?!
 THERE'S NO
 FRICKEN
 I'VE KNOWN
 HIM SINCE HIGH
 SCHOOL AND WE
 DATED FOR
 2 YEARS
 A SIMILAR
 PHYSIQUE
 WAY!
 I THINK I'D
 KNOW IF HE
 HAD POWERS
 AND A BAD
 MOuTH BuT
 I'M SURE
 A LOT OR
 PEOPLE MATCH
 THAT DESCRIPTION
 I YOu
 KNEW
 WOuLD
 YOU TELL
 ME?
 you DIDN'T
 HAVE TO GO
 THAT FAR BUT
 I APPRECIATE
 IT
 L'D DIE
 FOR YOu!
 OKAY W
 LET'S GET
 GOING THEN
 HEAVY BREATHING
 PUT THIS
 ON
 WOWIE!
 S THAT
 YOURS?
 os
 WHO ELSE'S
 wouLD IT
 BE?
 Y'KNOW
 THE LAST
 TIME I WAS
 ON A MOTOR
 CYCLE I FELL
 THE FUCK
 OFF
 AND THEN
 L roLLEd DOWN
 THE HILL FOR
 TIME
 LET'S NOT
 DO THAT

 I WouLD HAVE
 BROuGHTA CAR
 BUT IT'S NOT AS
 FuN
 S0 I
 DON'T HAVE
 But
 JUST CLIMB
 ON UP BEHIND
 You?
 ONE
 YUP
 SAMIRA
 BORED...
 WISH I WAS BORED
 ELI'S RLY GOT HIS
 RUSTLES JIMMIED
 ELI CAN
 EAT MY
 SHORTS
 uM, IS
 IT OKAY
 IF I HOLD
 ON TO
 You?
 HE'S
 S0
 FIRM
 HOLD ON
 AS CLOSELY
 AS YOu NEED
 WANT You
 ROLLING DOWN
 ANY HILLs
sharpzero:

Been unsuccessfully fighting off all the awful Southern California flus and such. Will finally be in France next Thursday, Next update will be on Friday. Next page is already up on Patreon if u want to check it out: patreon.com/robotsharksMy store will be closed for shipping 3 weeks after March 21st so if you want to get stuff before then, now’s the time to nab it at gumroad.com/robotsharks
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
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                Bad, Bored, and Friday: THE HELL
 WAS ALL THAT
 ABOuT
 HE HAS
 HIS GOOD
 GuALITIES
 EX-BOYFRIEND.
 MESSY BREAK-UP
 HE SEEMS
 LIKE A REAL
 PIECE OF WORK
 OH YEAH,
 LIKE WHAT?
 HE'S TALENTED
 ATHLETIC, FUNNY
 SEXY, SMART
 WELL
 HE'S SELFISH,
 DOuCHEY, RUDE,
 JuDGEMENTA
 HE CAN
 BE REALLY
 SWEET
 A GOOD
 COOK Too
 POsSESSIvE
 AND CLINGY
 AND HE ALWAYS
 BUT?
 MAKES ME
 FEEL LKE
 I'M NOT
 GOOD
 ENOUGH
 DAMN
 HE'S YouR
 EX FOR A
 REASON,
 SN'T HE?
 DOES HE NOT
 LOOK LKE THE
 HAS HE
 EVER BEEN
 VIOLENT?
 LIKE, WE'Ve
 HA OUR FIGHTS
 BUT HE'5 NEVER
 HURT ME LIKE
 THAT
 GUY You PUNCHED
 A NIGHT AGO?
 OH GOSH
 No!
 WOuLD IT
 BE uNSuRPRISING
 To Vou IF HE LED
 A DOUBLE LIFE?
 WHY ARE
 You ASKING
 ME THAT?

 I MEAN
 SURE,THERE
 ARE SIMILARITIES
 THEY DO
 BOTH HAVE
 MOHAWKS
 HIM? ACE?!
 THERE'S NO
 FRICKEN
 I'VE KNOWN
 HIM SINCE HIGH
 SCHOOL AND WE
 DATED FOR
 2 YEARS
 A SIMILAR
 PHYSIQUE
 WAY!
 I THINK I'D
 KNOW IF HE
 HAD POWERS
 AND A BAD
 MOuTH BuT
 I'M SURE
 A LOT OR
 PEOPLE MATCH
 THAT DESCRIPTION
 I YOu
 KNEW
 WOuLD
 YOU TELL
 ME?
 you DIDN'T
 HAVE TO GO
 THAT FAR BUT
 I APPRECIATE
 IT
 L'D DIE
 FOR YOu!
 OKAY W
 LET'S GET
 GOING THEN
 HEAVY BREATHING
 PUT THIS
 ON
 WOWIE!
 S THAT
 YOURS?
 os
 WHO ELSE'S
 wouLD IT
 BE?
 Y'KNOW
 THE LAST
 TIME I WAS
 ON A MOTOR
 CYCLE I FELL
 THE FUCK
 OFF
 AND THEN
 L roLLEd DOWN
 THE HILL FOR
 TIME
 LET'S NOT
 DO THAT

 I WouLD HAVE
 BROuGHTA CAR
 BUT IT'S NOT AS
 FuN
 S0 I
 DON'T HAVE
 But
 JUST CLIMB
 ON UP BEHIND
 You?
 ONE
 YUP
 SAMIRA
 BORED...
 WISH I WAS BORED
 ELI'S RLY GOT HIS
 RUSTLES JIMMIED
 ELI CAN
 EAT MY
 SHORTS
 uM, IS
 IT OKAY
 IF I HOLD
 ON TO
 You?
 HE'S
 S0
 FIRM
 HOLD ON
 AS CLOSELY
 AS YOu NEED
 WANT You
 ROLLING DOWN
 ANY HILLs
sharpzero:

Been unsuccessfully fighting off all the awful Southern California flus and such. Will finally be in France next Thursday, Next update will be on Friday. Next page is already up on Patreon if u want to check it out: patreon.com/robotsharksMy store will be closed for shipping 3 weeks after March 21st so if you want to get stuff before then, now’s the time to nab it at gumroad.com/robotsharks
                
            

            
            
sharpzero:

Been unsuccessfully fighting off all the awful Southern California flus and such. Will finally be in France next Thursday, Next ...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Bored, Confused, and Crush: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the
 boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to
 school and it was missing, so l just sat on the
 floor and read my book until the teacher came
 in and made them put it back.
 I realize now they were trying to trick me
 into go into the boys bathroom, but no one
 actually told me that's where my desk was,
 and it didn't occur to me to ask.
 Looking back I realize they had to make the
 effort to get to school early to move it, and I
 feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more
 biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse
 set in for show in tell. the ball went missing
 during class time and at the end of the day
 we all had to check our bookbags to look for
 it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to
 go home), but that evening I found it at the
 bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being
 blamed, I threw it into the neighbor's yard and
 never told anyone
 I found out 2 years later that my bully Luke
 put it there to frame me, and he was stil
 extremely frustrated I hadn't gotten caught.
 I'm pretty sure Richard got a new ball
 feral-renaissance-cat
 I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten
 and made NO attempts to hide it because the
 people on TV were always telling each other
 when they liked each other. Didn't work as well
 as I'd hope (i.e. didn't work AT ALL and no boy
 wanted to hang out with me ever after that),
 but that's not the point
 Skip ahead to third grade. We had a new kid
 who was kind of a jerk. One day he asks me
 if I have a crush and I'm like, "Yeah, [Crushl
 And?" Dude turns around and yells to my
 crush "Hey! She has a crush on you!"
 My crush just kinda sighs and is like, "Yeah. I
 know. Everyone knows. Thanks."
 So this guy was hoping to embarrass me in
 front of everyone but it completely backfired
 because I lack the social filter necessary to
 feel
 ashamed of my base desires
 darkhumourandfandoms
 One time in like kindergerden some kid stole
 my shoe and instead if reacting I just went
 the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it
 He got bored of no reaction and just dropped
 the shoe but by then I was too committed and
 continued to walk around barefoot
 lycant-guy22
 Some of yall grew up with a low base stat of
 "fucks given"
 biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 damn right we did
 Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bored, Confused, and Crush: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the
 boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to
 school and it was missing, so l just sat on the
 floor and read my book until the teacher came
 in and made them put it back.
 I realize now they were trying to trick me
 into go into the boys bathroom, but no one
 actually told me that's where my desk was,
 and it didn't occur to me to ask.
 Looking back I realize they had to make the
 effort to get to school early to move it, and I
 feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more
 biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse
 set in for show in tell. the ball went missing
 during class time and at the end of the day
 we all had to check our bookbags to look for
 it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to
 go home), but that evening I found it at the
 bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being
 blamed, I threw it into the neighbor's yard and
 never told anyone
 I found out 2 years later that my bully Luke
 put it there to frame me, and he was stil
 extremely frustrated I hadn't gotten caught.
 I'm pretty sure Richard got a new ball
 feral-renaissance-cat
 I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten
 and made NO attempts to hide it because the
 people on TV were always telling each other
 when they liked each other. Didn't work as well
 as I'd hope (i.e. didn't work AT ALL and no boy
 wanted to hang out with me ever after that),
 but that's not the point
 Skip ahead to third grade. We had a new kid
 who was kind of a jerk. One day he asks me
 if I have a crush and I'm like, "Yeah, [Crushl
 And?" Dude turns around and yells to my
 crush "Hey! She has a crush on you!"
 My crush just kinda sighs and is like, "Yeah. I
 know. Everyone knows. Thanks."
 So this guy was hoping to embarrass me in
 front of everyone but it completely backfired
 because I lack the social filter necessary to
 feel
 ashamed of my base desires
 darkhumourandfandoms
 One time in like kindergerden some kid stole
 my shoe and instead if reacting I just went
 the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it
 He got bored of no reaction and just dropped
 the shoe but by then I was too committed and
 continued to walk around barefoot
 lycant-guy22
 Some of yall grew up with a low base stat of
 "fucks given"
 biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 damn right we did
 Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
 
                
            

            
            
 

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Dank, Memes, and Target: M SUPER
 LoadingArtist.com
Lost 136lbs/62kg (308-171/140-78) in the last 2 years. First date since ages tells me Im too fat for her. by BroCon
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                Dank, Memes, and Target: M SUPER
 LoadingArtist.com
Lost 136lbs/62kg (308-171/140-78) in the last 2 years. First date since ages tells me Im too fat for her. by BroCon
MORE MEMES
                
            

            
            
Lost 136lbs/62kg (308-171/140-78) in the last 2 years. First date since ages tells me Im too fat for her. by BroCon
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    Ass, Fucking, and Nasty: 7:54 AM
 Q Searclh
 This is what happened to Gunner's leg after trying the
 parents choice pull ups. His pediatrician did confirm
 that he has a chemical burn. Please don't buy these pull
 ups!!!
 Every one please share thus post so that parents can
 be warned
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 2.
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trebled-negrita-princess:
r-the-kawaii:

rosexxxblack:

wanderingobsidian:

These are giving babies chemical burns!!!

Please reblog and spread the news to not buy Parent Choice diapers due to them having harsh chemicals that harm cause terrible burns to little ones like this.

So I’ve used the Parent’s Choice brand wipes and diapers on my son before, they literally melted his skin off. After about 2 minutes after contact, his skin turned red hot and started blistering. We were able to get an emergency visit with his pediatrician, but he still has scars where the wipes and diapers burned him over 2 years later. This brand is AWFUL. How it’s still on the market? I have no fucking clue, but do not EVER EVER EVER gift these to someone with a newborn or small infant. The wipes actually have alcohol in them (I tried using the leftover wipes on my own ass and ended up with a nasty rash).

Err on the side of caution and go with a smaller pack of pampers or huggies, or even get a cheap starter set of cloth diapers (ToysRUs sells a small econo pack for $15), but DO NOT use these diapers. There’s no worse feeling than seeing those scars and knowing you inadvertently caused them by making a careless purchase.

BOOST TO BABY HAVING FOLLOWERS

WTF!!!! O_O

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Ass, Fucking, and Nasty: 7:54 AM
 Q Searclh
 This is what happened to Gunner's leg after trying the
 parents choice pull ups. His pediatrician did confirm
 that he has a chemical burn. Please don't buy these pull
 ups!!!
 Every one please share thus post so that parents can
 be warned
 9
 2.
 Share
 News Feed
 Requests
 Messenger Notifications
 More
trebled-negrita-princess:
r-the-kawaii:

rosexxxblack:

wanderingobsidian:

These are giving babies chemical burns!!!

Please reblog and spread the news to not buy Parent Choice diapers due to them having harsh chemicals that harm cause terrible burns to little ones like this.

So I’ve used the Parent’s Choice brand wipes and diapers on my son before, they literally melted his skin off. After about 2 minutes after contact, his skin turned red hot and started blistering. We were able to get an emergency visit with his pediatrician, but he still has scars where the wipes and diapers burned him over 2 years later. This brand is AWFUL. How it’s still on the market? I have no fucking clue, but do not EVER EVER EVER gift these to someone with a newborn or small infant. The wipes actually have alcohol in them (I tried using the leftover wipes on my own ass and ended up with a nasty rash).

Err on the side of caution and go with a smaller pack of pampers or huggies, or even get a cheap starter set of cloth diapers (ToysRUs sells a small econo pack for $15), but DO NOT use these diapers. There’s no worse feeling than seeing those scars and knowing you inadvertently caused them by making a careless purchase.

BOOST TO BABY HAVING FOLLOWERS

WTF!!!! O_O

                
            

            
            
trebled-negrita-princess:
r-the-kawaii:

rosexxxblack:

wanderingobsidian:

These are giving babies chemical burns!!!

Please reblog and spr...