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A Hood: Godzilla Tag Yourself That Ain't Falco Didn't forget what you did -Best in track -Is there Grumpy Cat Butterfly I say your justice qoes too far! -Sometimes smol Good dad r you but Badderfly justice doesn't go you mock in -drives environmentally -Good Babysitter -Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends middle school too far enough! friendly car Can count how many -Wasn't invited -Screams moth friend wants to be helpful are about fensive on one hand. -Kinda Selish -Needs to slow down Boba Fett Didn't do much Kanga-Rex Palpatine Kamacurry -Mob mentality -Always blends in -Tries st kicks uly Talks big game Itsy Bitsy -loved by all -Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood Moral Support -Awesome -Kinda overrated -Only one who sees the big picture -Stunt double ary aks big Cam Might not even be real Has the laugh that gets everyone going -Secretly a toad pams twitch chat school -Makes a egg casserole Literal grime Savage even when not trying -Used to be a big deal -Don't disturb -Got big plans SPAAACE Monty Mole r but doesn't rare Is just here to raise the roof. Mecha Ghidio u but smarter -Sophisticated horoscope reader -Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world -Back by unpopular demand Little Shop of Horrors -Who are you? I'm you but less privileged -Has taken up a new leaf handlla s but thinks he could -Knows there isn't a spoon. All according to plan -Won't leave his couch fort a trench coat a pokemon Sill is hut can't kiss Is probably only good because it benefits him -ls in a bad mood and fixing to take it out on you -ls so done all the timeA Frieza Switches to vour main after beating you in smash bros -Looks up to Jason Voorhees s hetter than Knows it Lovebirds -Brings a tactical warhead on first date -cocky teens Lil Green -Awkward phase Diggersby -smoler -picks on things more e True Armadillo Facts Red Lobster Mis Ghidio the downtrodder -Good with electronics Hates spicy foods -Good guard dog -Came to attack people and is having a good time l -pure -Didn't ask for this small than him -Didn't deserve any of this -Except for that one time -Surprisingly Reliable T peo -Notorious party crasher -Easy Target ple's hero -Won't die -has regrets -Came for f T -esteem F-Type Master Splinter Titanic Tuna Is with the wrong crowd nut learned ett tt in Megatron - Has no clue what you? I'm vou Robot Chicken of JUSTICE but shinier he's doing ececut bimself in -Lonely piggyback rides -Communicates -Doesn't know why he's here but is happy to help is head -Goodenforcer Hator mat woodshop Edgemeister anybody's way mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies List of skills include bi best breaking things sily influenced Has 50 different Will wreck you in karaoke -Is there for you -Never not smiling -Good cop in to ways to kill you -big bro friend his tunes Fullmetal Kirby Flygon Grouchy Kitty -Who are you? not you, Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug Who are you? The terminator have promising future Still voung at heart" -I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace on full blast Still does? The queen imlot of crap for Insecure -Intentionally has dog poop your lawn Came to ruin everything Now brute forces everything -It's mine now eating habits -Identity crisis -Most expressive -ls a black belt Mayhe redeemable -Just wants to go on a family picnic .Drinks tears -killed a man plays a golden fiddle -beloved scum andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t getΒ 
A Hood: Godzilla Tag Yourself That Ain't Falco Didn't forget what you did -Best in track -Is there Grumpy Cat Butterfly I say your justice qoes too far! -Sometimes smol Good dad r you but Badderfly justice doesn't go you mock in -drives environmentally -Good Babysitter -Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends middle school too far enough! friendly car Can count how many -Wasn't invited -Screams moth friend wants to be helpful are about fensive on one hand. -Kinda Selish -Needs to slow down Boba Fett Didn't do much Kanga-Rex Palpatine Kamacurry -Mob mentality -Always blends in -Tries st kicks uly Talks big game Itsy Bitsy -loved by all -Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood Moral Support -Awesome -Kinda overrated -Only one who sees the big picture -Stunt double ary aks big Cam Might not even be real Has the laugh that gets everyone going -Secretly a toad pams twitch chat school -Makes a egg casserole Literal grime Savage even when not trying -Used to be a big deal -Don't disturb -Got big plans SPAAACE Monty Mole r but doesn't rare Is just here to raise the roof. Mecha Ghidio u but smarter -Sophisticated horoscope reader -Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world -Back by unpopular demand Little Shop of Horrors -Who are you? I'm you but less privileged -Has taken up a new leaf handlla s but thinks he could -Knows there isn't a spoon. All according to plan -Won't leave his couch fort a trench coat a pokemon Sill is hut can't kiss Is probably only good because it benefits him -ls in a bad mood and fixing to take it out on you -ls so done all the timeA Frieza Switches to vour main after beating you in smash bros -Looks up to Jason Voorhees s hetter than Knows it Lovebirds -Brings a tactical warhead on first date -cocky teens Lil Green -Awkward phase Diggersby -smoler -picks on things more e True Armadillo Facts Red Lobster Mis Ghidio the downtrodder -Good with electronics Hates spicy foods -Good guard dog -Came to attack people and is having a good time l -pure -Didn't ask for this small than him -Didn't deserve any of this -Except for that one time -Surprisingly Reliable T peo -Notorious party crasher -Easy Target ple's hero -Won't die -has regrets -Came for f T -esteem F-Type Master Splinter Titanic Tuna Is with the wrong crowd nut learned ett tt in Megatron - Has no clue what you? I'm vou Robot Chicken of JUSTICE but shinier he's doing ececut bimself in -Lonely piggyback rides -Communicates -Doesn't know why he's here but is happy to help is head -Goodenforcer Hator mat woodshop Edgemeister anybody's way mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies List of skills include bi best breaking things sily influenced Has 50 different Will wreck you in karaoke -Is there for you -Never not smiling -Good cop in to ways to kill you -big bro friend his tunes Fullmetal Kirby Flygon Grouchy Kitty -Who are you? not you, Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug Who are you? The terminator have promising future Still voung at heart" -I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace on full blast Still does? The queen imlot of crap for Insecure -Intentionally has dog poop your lawn Came to ruin everything Now brute forces everything -It's mine now eating habits -Identity crisis -Most expressive -ls a black belt Mayhe redeemable -Just wants to go on a family picnic .Drinks tears -killed a man plays a golden fiddle -beloved scum andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t getΒ 

andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t getΒ 

A Hood: Never trust a nigga that stands like this It was the last day of School and I found out I was taking summer courses for Math. I'm Crip walking to the bus stop while eating Crown Fried chicken when I see a young man standing in this Particular stance. Since the Majin Buu Saga I learned that people who stand like this have no regard for human life, even their own. It was to late to avoid him, the bus was coming. I hop on the bus and headed to a open seat to enjoy this last piece of chicken. Im ready to grub when the bus takes a quick halt and my chicken falls and rolls to the back of the bus. That 2 piece with a biscuit cost me $5.88 & I was determined to get my moneys worth. It would be weird for me to ask somebody to pick up my chicken so I look back and see the same dude standing like Majin Buu in the back. I didn’t want to ask him. As I begin to move the back I notice he was getting head from a hood rat. Rosa Parks didn’t die for this. He’s Moaning and as his eyes open we make eye contact. No Lie I pissed my khakis bruh. I sit back down but still concerned for my chicken. The bus stops and I look under my seat when I see my chicken 2 rows behind me. Im getting ready to get it when This one dude boards the bus and looks straight to the back. He then says β€œAyo Kiesha thats you? Aye Nigga thats my Girlβ€œ. The dude in back then said β€œBruh who taught her how to get that spot under the balls like that?”. Such a savage.. As this Niqqa Moment Progresses I’m still concerned with my chicken. I try reaching under the seat for it when the dude in the back gets up and the thot in his laps kicks it to the side. Another reason why I don't trust these hoes. I look up to see the position of my chicken when the dude who boarded the bus Gets rocked. I never seen a human Punch another human with such force. I didn’t know wether to call 911, Animal Control, or Crown fried for another piece of chicken. Nigga got laid out in the Aisle. Thats when homeboy picks up my chicken, takes a bite and sits back down and continues getting head. I shed a tear of despair. I got off the bus at the next stop. It was the wrong stop. That same Thot was in my summer class. She owes me another piece of chicken.
A Hood: Never trust a nigga that stands like this It was the last day of School and I found out I was taking summer courses for Math. I'm Crip walking to the bus stop while eating Crown Fried chicken when I see a young man standing in this Particular stance. Since the Majin Buu Saga I learned that people who stand like this have no regard for human life, even their own. It was to late to avoid him, the bus was coming. I hop on the bus and headed to a open seat to enjoy this last piece of chicken. Im ready to grub when the bus takes a quick halt and my chicken falls and rolls to the back of the bus. That 2 piece with a biscuit cost me $5.88 & I was determined to get my moneys worth. It would be weird for me to ask somebody to pick up my chicken so I look back and see the same dude standing like Majin Buu in the back. I didn’t want to ask him. As I begin to move the back I notice he was getting head from a hood rat. Rosa Parks didn’t die for this. He’s Moaning and as his eyes open we make eye contact. No Lie I pissed my khakis bruh. I sit back down but still concerned for my chicken. The bus stops and I look under my seat when I see my chicken 2 rows behind me. Im getting ready to get it when This one dude boards the bus and looks straight to the back. He then says β€œAyo Kiesha thats you? Aye Nigga thats my Girlβ€œ. The dude in back then said β€œBruh who taught her how to get that spot under the balls like that?”. Such a savage.. As this Niqqa Moment Progresses I’m still concerned with my chicken. I try reaching under the seat for it when the dude in the back gets up and the thot in his laps kicks it to the side. Another reason why I don't trust these hoes. I look up to see the position of my chicken when the dude who boarded the bus Gets rocked. I never seen a human Punch another human with such force. I didn’t know wether to call 911, Animal Control, or Crown fried for another piece of chicken. Nigga got laid out in the Aisle. Thats when homeboy picks up my chicken, takes a bite and sits back down and continues getting head. I shed a tear of despair. I got off the bus at the next stop. It was the wrong stop. That same Thot was in my summer class. She owes me another piece of chicken.

It was the last day of School and I found out I was taking summer courses for Math. I'm Crip walking to the bus stop while eating Crown F...