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A Picture: This sign I took a picture by on January 1st of 2020 seems to have been incorrect on its hypothesis
A Picture: This sign I took a picture by on January 1st of 2020 seems to have been incorrect on its hypothesis

This sign I took a picture by on January 1st of 2020 seems to have been incorrect on its hypothesis

A Picture: This sign I took a picture by on January 1st of 2020 seems to have been incorrect on its hypothesis
A Picture: This sign I took a picture by on January 1st of 2020 seems to have been incorrect on its hypothesis

This sign I took a picture by on January 1st of 2020 seems to have been incorrect on its hypothesis

A Picture: This sign I took a picture by on January 1st of 2020 seems to have been incorrect on its hypothesis
A Picture: This sign I took a picture by on January 1st of 2020 seems to have been incorrect on its hypothesis

This sign I took a picture by on January 1st of 2020 seems to have been incorrect on its hypothesis

A Picture: Here’s a picture of a bumblebee butt and its little legs hanging out of a flower (via)
A Picture: Here’s a picture of a bumblebee butt and its little legs hanging out of a flower (via)

Here’s a picture of a bumblebee butt and its little legs hanging out of a flower (via)

A Picture: Every time I drive through Corydon, Indiana I always forget to take a picture. But here it is in all its glory. I give you, Butt Drugs!
A Picture: Every time I drive through Corydon, Indiana I always forget to take a picture. But here it is in all its glory. I give you, Butt Drugs!

Every time I drive through Corydon, Indiana I always forget to take a picture. But here it is in all its glory. I give you, Butt Drugs!

A Picture: Just a picture of Bethesda shipping co.
A Picture: Just a picture of Bethesda shipping co.

Just a picture of Bethesda shipping co.

A Picture: I found this gem while looking for a picture of venom
A Picture: I found this gem while looking for a picture of venom

I found this gem while looking for a picture of venom

A Picture: Just a picture of Bethesda shipping co.
A Picture: Just a picture of Bethesda shipping co.

Just a picture of Bethesda shipping co.

A Picture: Just a picture of Bethesda shipping co.
A Picture: Just a picture of Bethesda shipping co.

Just a picture of Bethesda shipping co.

A Picture: bogleech: lynati: movemequotes: Once a little boy went to school.One morningThe teacher said:“Today we are going to make a picture.”“Good!” thought the little boy.He liked to make all kinds;Lions and tigers,Chickens and cows,Trains and boats;And he took out his box of crayonsAnd began to draw. But the teacher said, “Wait!”“It is not time to begin!”And she waited until everyone looked ready.“Now,” said the teacher,“We are going to make flowers.”“Good!” thought the little boy,He liked to make beautiful onesWith his pink and orange and blue crayons.But the teacher said “Wait!”“And I will show you how.”And it was red, with a green stem.“There,” said the teacher,“Now you may begin.” The little boy looked at his teacher’s flowerThen he looked at his own flower.He liked his flower better than the teacher’sBut he did not say this.He just turned his paper over,And made a flower like the teacher’s.It was red, with a green stem. On another dayThe teacher said:“Today we are going to make something with clay.”“Good!” thought the little boy;He liked clay.He could make all kinds of things with clay:Snakes and snowmen,Elephants and mice,Cars and trucksAnd he began to pull and pinchHis ball of clay. But the teacher said, “Wait!”“It is not time to begin!”And she waited until everyone looked ready.“Now,” said the teacher,“We are going to make a dish.”“Good!” thought the little boy,He liked to make dishes.And he began to make someThat were all shapes and sizes. But the teacher said “Wait!”“And I will show you how.”And she showed everyone how to makeOne deep dish.“There,” said the teacher,“Now you may begin.” The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish;Then he looked at his own.He liked his better than the teacher’sBut he did not say this.He just rolled his clay into a big ball againAnd made a dish like the teacher’s.It was a deep dish. And pretty soonThe little boy learned to wait,And to watchAnd to make things just like the teacher.And pretty soonHe didn’t make things of his own anymore. Then it happenedThat the little boy and his familyMoved to another house,In another city,And the little boyHad to go to another school. The teacher said:“Today we are going to make a picture.”“Good!” thought the little boy.And he waited for the teacherTo tell what to do.But the teacher didn’t say anything.She just walked around the room. When she came to the little boyShe asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?”“Yes,” said the little boy.“What are we going to make?”“I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher.“How shall I make it?” asked the little boy.“Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher.“And any color?” asked the little boy.“Any color,” said the teacher.And he began to make a red flower with a green stem. ~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy … I hate that I hesitated to reblog this just because I expect people to think it’s pretentious or melodramatic when it’s seriously real as fuck and I’ve witnessed it
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lynati:

movemequotes:

Once a little boy went to school.One morningThe teacher said:“Today we are going to make a picture.”“Good!” thought the little boy.He liked to make all kinds;Lions and tigers,Chickens and cows,Trains and boats;And he took out his box of crayonsAnd began to draw.
But the teacher said, “Wait!”“It is not time to begin!”And she waited until everyone looked ready.“Now,” said the teacher,“We are going to make flowers.”“Good!” thought the little boy,He liked to make beautiful onesWith his pink and orange and blue crayons.But the teacher said “Wait!”“And I will show you how.”And it was red, with a green stem.“There,” said the teacher,“Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at his teacher’s flowerThen he looked at his own flower.He liked his flower better than the teacher’sBut he did not say this.He just turned his paper over,And made a flower like the teacher’s.It was red, with a green stem.
On another dayThe teacher said:“Today we are going to make something with clay.”“Good!” thought the little boy;He liked clay.He could make all kinds of things with clay:Snakes and snowmen,Elephants and mice,Cars and trucksAnd he began to pull and pinchHis ball of clay.
But the teacher said, “Wait!”“It is not time to begin!”And she waited until everyone looked ready.“Now,” said the teacher,“We are going to make a dish.”“Good!” thought the little boy,He liked to make dishes.And he began to make someThat were all shapes and sizes.
But the teacher said “Wait!”“And I will show you how.”And she showed everyone how to makeOne deep dish.“There,” said the teacher,“Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish;Then he looked at his own.He liked his better than the teacher’sBut he did not say this.He just rolled his clay into a big ball againAnd made a dish like the teacher’s.It was a deep dish.
And pretty soonThe little boy learned to wait,And to watchAnd to make things just like the teacher.And pretty soonHe didn’t make things of his own anymore.
Then it happenedThat the little boy and his familyMoved to another house,In another city,And the little boyHad to go to another school.
The teacher said:“Today we are going to make a picture.”“Good!” thought the little boy.And he waited for the teacherTo tell what to do.But the teacher didn’t say anything.She just walked around the room.
When she came to the little boyShe asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?”“Yes,” said the little boy.“What are we going to make?”“I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher.“How shall I make it?” asked the little boy.“Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher.“And any color?” asked the little boy.“Any color,” said the teacher.And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.
~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy

…


I hate that I hesitated to reblog this just because I expect people to think it’s pretentious or melodramatic when it’s seriously real as fuck and I’ve witnessed it

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A Picture: My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it’s being devoured by another goofier cat and is just so bored with the whole situation.
A Picture: My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it’s being devoured by another goofier cat and is just so bored with the whole situation.

My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it’s being devoured by another goofier cat and is...

A Picture: My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it’s being devoured by another goofier cat and is just so bored with the whole situation.
A Picture: My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it’s being devoured by another goofier cat and is just so bored with the whole situation.

My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it’s being devoured by another goofier cat and is...

A Picture: My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it’s being devoured by another goofier cat and is just so bored with the whole situation.
A Picture: My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it’s being devoured by another goofier cat and is just so bored with the whole situation.

My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it’s being devoured by another goofier cat and is...

A Picture: My grandma often sends me photos of Jesus, last night I replied by sending her a picture of Obi Wan Kenobi…she thought he was Jesus. 😂
A Picture: My grandma often sends me photos of Jesus, last night I replied by sending her a picture of Obi Wan Kenobi…she thought he was Jesus. 😂

My grandma often sends me photos of Jesus, last night I replied by sending her a picture of Obi Wan Kenobi…she thought he was Jesus. 😂

A Picture: My grandma often sends me photos of Jesus, last night I replied by sending her a picture of Obi Wan Kenobi…she thought he was Jesus. 😂
A Picture: My grandma often sends me photos of Jesus, last night I replied by sending her a picture of Obi Wan Kenobi…she thought he was Jesus. 😂

My grandma often sends me photos of Jesus, last night I replied by sending her a picture of Obi Wan Kenobi…she thought he was Jesus. 😂

A Picture: ups-dogs:Here’s a picture taken today with my 2 favourite neighborhood dogs.CurtisMississauga ON Canada@telusmonkey
A Picture: ups-dogs:Here’s a picture taken today with my 2 favourite neighborhood dogs.CurtisMississauga ON Canada@telusmonkey

ups-dogs:Here’s a picture taken today with my 2 favourite neighborhood dogs.CurtisMississauga ON Canada@telusmonkey

A Picture: unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 
A Picture: unicornempire:
I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house....

A Picture: unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 
A Picture: unicornempire:
I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house....

A Picture: My sister sent me a picture of my newborn niece for my birthday, since I haven’t been able to meet her yet!
A Picture: My sister sent me a picture of my newborn niece for my birthday, since I haven’t been able to meet her yet!

My sister sent me a picture of my newborn niece for my birthday, since I haven’t been able to meet her yet!

A Picture: tolstoyevskywrites: norloth:A picture for March 25th, the date when the One Ring was destroyed and Sauron was defeated, aka Tolkien Reading Day. What do you plan to read? Happy Tolkien Reading Day!!!
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norloth:A picture for March 25th, the date when the One Ring was destroyed and Sauron was defeated, aka Tolkien Reading Day. What do you plan to read?
Happy Tolkien Reading Day!!!

tolstoyevskywrites: norloth:A picture for March 25th, the date when the One Ring was destroyed and Sauron was defeated, aka Tolkien Read...

A Picture: A stranger took a picture of me wearing the proper PPE for a trip to Walmart for just the essentials. It made the rounds on Facebook before one of my friends sent it to me.
A Picture: A stranger took a picture of me wearing the proper PPE for a trip to Walmart for just the essentials. It made the rounds on Facebook before one of my friends sent it to me.

A stranger took a picture of me wearing the proper PPE for a trip to Walmart for just the essentials. It made the rounds on Facebook befo...

A Picture: A stranger took a picture of me wearing the proper PPE for a trip to Walmart for just the essentials. It made the rounds on Facebook before one of my friends sent it to me.
A Picture: A stranger took a picture of me wearing the proper PPE for a trip to Walmart for just the essentials. It made the rounds on Facebook before one of my friends sent it to me.

A stranger took a picture of me wearing the proper PPE for a trip to Walmart for just the essentials. It made the rounds on Facebook befo...

A Picture: A stranger took a picture of me wearing the proper PPE for a trip to Walmart for just the essentials. It made the rounds on Facebook before one of my friends sent it to me.
A Picture: A stranger took a picture of me wearing the proper PPE for a trip to Walmart for just the essentials. It made the rounds on Facebook before one of my friends sent it to me.

A stranger took a picture of me wearing the proper PPE for a trip to Walmart for just the essentials. It made the rounds on Facebook befo...

A Picture: Took a picture of my beautiful sister :)
A Picture: Took a picture of my beautiful sister :)

Took a picture of my beautiful sister :)

A Picture: Took a picture of my beautiful sister :)
A Picture: Took a picture of my beautiful sister :)

Took a picture of my beautiful sister :)

A Picture: I asked my mom if she could get a picture of me mid-air jumping off a sand dune. She assured me she could. These are the two pics she got
A Picture: I asked my mom if she could get a picture of me mid-air jumping off a sand dune. She assured me she could. These are the two pics she got

I asked my mom if she could get a picture of me mid-air jumping off a sand dune. She assured me she could. These are the two pics she got

A Picture: Here’s a picture inside of the busiest railway station ( Howrah Station) in India!
A Picture: Here’s a picture inside of the busiest railway station ( Howrah Station) in India!

Here’s a picture inside of the busiest railway station ( Howrah Station) in India!

A Picture: Here’s a picture inside of the busiest railway station ( Howrah Station) in India!
A Picture: Here’s a picture inside of the busiest railway station ( Howrah Station) in India!

Here’s a picture inside of the busiest railway station ( Howrah Station) in India!

A Picture: Banned when my most recent activity (that wasn’t swiping) was adding a picture of literal tomatoes to my profile.
A Picture: Banned when my most recent activity (that wasn’t swiping) was adding a picture of literal tomatoes to my profile.

Banned when my most recent activity (that wasn’t swiping) was adding a picture of literal tomatoes to my profile.

A Picture: the-absolute-funniest-posts:Amazing how adding a splash of color can change a picture FATALITY
A Picture: the-absolute-funniest-posts:Amazing how adding a splash of color can change a picture
FATALITY

the-absolute-funniest-posts:Amazing how adding a splash of color can change a picture FATALITY

A Picture: lemonsgivelife: debthestoner: rrdcooc: addakax: mysticalalleycat: politicalcdnmama: theresagooseinthemainframe: 0-memento-mori-0: justaplate: claydart: starlitskyes: frosttrix: extremedistressorstellarblowjob: queen-of-heck: brightoncemore: todayiwrotenothing: gay-jesus-probably: solongstarbird: akamine-chan: phantomofthebookstore: dragonastra: jasperzilla: moose-shampoo: if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.  You missed some of the best ones the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean. But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean. How could you forget this one though I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR. someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do? Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for. So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it. Art world is not thrilled with that. Enter Stuart Semple. Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something. Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything. Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink” Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments. Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy. He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide. Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0. So I think we can guess who got the better deal. And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated. …But not quite. Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer. No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi. The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more. Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own. So that’s been the art world for the last two years. Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack. Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday. Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.” ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT! I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page: Two things: 1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post. 2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person. Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor. An older project, but he also did this: (x) oh dude hes metal as fuck  Every addition to this post is better than the last. Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: so…what do you need my blood for again? Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it. Me: Me: :) Be a Stuart Semple in 2020. Use your petty to inspire and drive you.
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if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

You missed some of the best ones 

the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.
But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.


How could you forget this one though


I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.

someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?

Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.
So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it.
Art world is not thrilled with that.
Enter Stuart Semple.
Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.
Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.
Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink”
Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.
Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.
He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.
Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.
So I think we can guess who got the better deal.
And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.
…But not quite.
Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.
No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.
The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.
Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.
So that’s been the art world for the last two years.
Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.

Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday.


Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.”


ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT!


I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life 

im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands

Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page:

Two things:
1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post.
2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple


I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person.

Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor


He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god 


It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor.


An older project, but he also did this:
(x)

oh dude hes metal as fuck 

Every addition to this post is better than the last.


Me, being gay and having my blood drawn: so…what do you need my blood for again?
Stuart Semple: gonna make an anti-government t-shirt with it.
Me:
Me: :)



Be a Stuart Semple in 2020. Use your petty to inspire and drive you.

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A Picture: is-that-anime: its been awhile since i drew a picture of Gargura that I liked, so even though I dont know how to draw Mohawks from the front im super happy with this!!
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its been awhile since i drew a picture of Gargura that I liked, so even though I dont know how to draw Mohawks from the front im super happy with this!!

is-that-anime: its been awhile since i drew a picture of Gargura that I liked, so even though I dont know how to draw Mohawks from the f...

A Picture: Someone at General Mills should get a big fat raise. I had to take a picture of the box. Hilarious!
A Picture: Someone at General Mills should get a big fat raise. I had to take a picture of the box. Hilarious!

Someone at General Mills should get a big fat raise. I had to take a picture of the box. Hilarious!

A Picture: Someone at General Mills should get a big fat raise. I had to take a picture of the box. Hilarious!
A Picture: Someone at General Mills should get a big fat raise. I had to take a picture of the box. Hilarious!

Someone at General Mills should get a big fat raise. I had to take a picture of the box. Hilarious!

A Picture: While visiting Austria, we drove an hour out of our way just to get a picture in this small town.
A Picture: While visiting Austria, we drove an hour out of our way just to get a picture in this small town.

While visiting Austria, we drove an hour out of our way just to get a picture in this small town.

A Picture: savvily-studious:28.07.18 - pardon my hiatus, here is a picture of pretty plants to say sorry
A Picture: savvily-studious:28.07.18 - pardon my hiatus, here is a picture of pretty plants to say sorry

savvily-studious:28.07.18 - pardon my hiatus, here is a picture of pretty plants to say sorry

A Picture: This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.
A Picture: This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

A Picture: This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.
A Picture: This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

A Picture: This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.
A Picture: This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.

This is what true love looks like. My mom taking a picture of my dad acting like he’s stuck in the dryer.