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a pun: small clumps of leaves, prodded her toes amongst the scant hea and c underf f the b tch he e deat . No g l roof o rowsor em aw ere. C Word count , gra the w ade t ed o ere. her roof as no jon h her f Pages 2 Words 1141 Characters 5979 ortents t she d pened for a Characters excluding spaces 4840 d at Close , and le at he wouTa Tot Teave ner. He never woud. Henaq rod mer as m herself when she was young, hands clasped around her father's road to market left her alo ne She remembered that She had beg teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: tzikeh: teashoesandhair: thededfa: teashoesandhair: beabaseball: parasite-core: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: perringcentral: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: eldritchnonsense: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: Oops, I started a ridiculous challenge. This is why it’s ridiculous, fyi: Listen… my entire personal life is fucked… but I have written over 2000 words without using the letter ‘i’ even once… does that count for anything… This is… I mean. Incredible. But terrifying. You’ve written over 2000 words with no ‘it’. No ‘ing’. Oh God, no ‘ing’. You’re a force to be reckoned with. No ‘it’, no ‘is’, no ‘-ing’, no ‘in’, no ‘I’. I’m on 2,700 words now, and I’m… not sure how I’ve managed to do this. Dialogue is proving the biggest challenge, unsurprisingly. Why did I do this to myself? So this is going to be like 15-20k when it’s done… um If I finish this, I will probably count it amongst my greatest achievements. Op you’re the most powerful person on writeblr right now That’s good to hear because I’ve lost all semblance of control with respect to every other facet of my life, but I’m maybe a third of the way through now?? So that’s good???? And now I’m going to have a very relaxing bath?????? I probably have about another 14,000 words to go and honestly, when I hit 10k (the expected halfway point), I’m going to treat myself to writing 100 words of something else that has the dang letter ‘i’ in it Nearly wept when I realised I couldn’t use the word ‘frantic’ earlier, but 7.5k is my next milestone, and it actually might happen tomorrow, which is unnerving. How should I celebrate?? Getting really bad impostor syndrome today and feeling 95% sure that I will never amount to a thing and will probably never finish this story, and so in response to that dumb brain thought I did this Suck it, subconscious. You are a force of nature and I am both impressed and terrified. Please publish this somewhere when you a e done so we can read it holy shit I absolutely will!! In other news I hit 10k today and that’s without a thesaurus and oh golly, my poor think-box This author is a sleeping God among mortals The Earth fears their awakening into their full powers Full powers yet to be confirmed, but after a short hiatus, I have returned When I get to 12k, I might do a very elaborate jig I really hope the title of your story is “Team.” Alas, as good a pun as that is, it would not really suit a story about Eurydice escaping her failing marriage to Orpheus by fleeing to the Underworld and becoming a powerful undead entity, but the name of it will be a sort of pun. Ish. To answer everyone’s questions: unnamed narrator, it will be published but not for free online (soz!), there are excerpts on my blog if you search ‘iwnh’ and:Current status: mostly screaming, actually.
a pun: small clumps of leaves, prodded her toes amongst the scant hea
 and c
 underf
 f the b
 tch he
 e deat
 . No g
 l roof o
 rowsor
 em aw
 ere. C
 Word count
 , gra
 the w
 ade t
 ed o
 ere.
 her
 roof
 as no
 jon h
 her f
 Pages
 2
 Words
 1141
 Characters
 5979
 ortents
 t she d
 pened
 for a
 Characters excluding spaces
 4840
 d
 at
 Close
 , and le
 at he wouTa Tot Teave ner. He never woud. Henaq rod mer as m
 herself when she was young, hands clasped around her father's
 road to market left her alo
 ne She remembered that She had beg
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Oops, I started a ridiculous challenge.

This is why it’s ridiculous, fyi:



Listen… my entire personal life is fucked… but I have written over 2000 words without using the letter ‘i’ even once… does that count for anything…

This is… I mean. Incredible. But terrifying.
You’ve written over 2000 words with no ‘it’. No ‘ing’. Oh God, no ‘ing’.
You’re a force to be reckoned with.

No ‘it’, no ‘is’, no ‘-ing’, no ‘in’, no ‘I’. I’m on 2,700 words now, and I’m… not sure how I’ve managed to do this. Dialogue is proving the biggest challenge, unsurprisingly. Why did I do this to myself? 


So this is going to be like 15-20k when it’s done… um

If I finish this, I will probably count it amongst my greatest achievements.


Op you’re the most powerful person on writeblr right now

That’s good to hear because I’ve lost all semblance of control with respect to every other facet of my life, but
I’m maybe a third of the way through now?? So that’s good???? And now I’m going to have a very relaxing bath??????

I probably have about another 14,000 words to go and honestly, when I hit 10k (the expected halfway point), I’m going to treat myself to writing 100 words of something else that has the dang letter ‘i’ in it

Nearly wept when I realised I couldn’t use the word ‘frantic’ earlier, but 
7.5k is my next milestone, and it actually might happen tomorrow, which is unnerving. How should I celebrate?? 

Getting really bad impostor syndrome today and feeling 95% sure that I will never amount to a thing and will probably never finish this story, and so in response to that dumb brain thought I did this
Suck it, subconscious.


You are a force of nature and I am both impressed and terrified.


Please publish this somewhere when you a e done so we can read it holy shit

I absolutely will!! In other news I hit 10k today and that’s without a thesaurus and oh golly, my poor think-box


This author is a sleeping God among mortals
The Earth fears their awakening into their full powers 

Full powers yet to be confirmed, but after a short hiatus, I have returned
When I get to 12k, I might do a very elaborate jig 

I really hope the title of your story is “Team.”

Alas, as good a pun as that is, it would not really suit a story about Eurydice escaping her failing marriage to Orpheus by fleeing to the Underworld and becoming a powerful undead entity, but the name of it will be a sort of pun. Ish.

To answer everyone’s questions: unnamed narrator, it will be published but not for free online (soz!), there are excerpts on my blog if you search ‘iwnh’ and:Current status: mostly screaming, actually.

teashoesandhair: teashoesandhair: tzikeh: teashoesandhair: thededfa: teashoesandhair: beabaseball: parasite-core: teashoesandhai...

a pun: RI 4aal 79%. 12:38 AM Amber Sat, Apr 14, 1:22 PM AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair Bk Converse, 2016 W "Good Things T-shirt. If sighted, text Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM It's been three days and still no reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've gotta call off the search at this point. Our department just doesn't have the funding to keep chasing cold trails. We've failed you, and you can never know how much we wish could change that Tue, May 1, 12:15 AM Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic Park" because l'd like to lock some genetic information into Amber Saturday 3:21 PM Wow you were dedicated here 3 attempts and nothing You're an ambitious at least Monday 12:01 AM I spent more time than I'll admit looking for a pun involving Amberger But I mean my usual Tinder MO is writing lengthy poems or sonnets to custom orders so you haven't yet seen my true power Monday 1:20 AM Write me a sonnet About whales Monday 2:19 AM Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave? Thou art more massive and more full of For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled grave and summer's tides do draw at times of strife When near the beach a perfect form reclines sometime too quick the ocean makes retreat. And there in air exposed the blubber shines mine eyes own love could turn the saltfoam sweet For thy eternal summer shall not fade and love shall be doled out in metric ton. Let forth your grace eject from blowhole sprayed my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback true loved one Forevermore my breath is captured still, my bosom full of love as yours with krill. Today 12:20 AM Ok what I actually really liked that Like a stupid amount Honestly tinder is dumb and I only have t have it to make fun of people in my groupchats but I'm not gonna make fun of you You earned it It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still perplexed Are you an English major? What's your story, Drew? Who the hell are you? manell are you? Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through
a pun: RI 4aal 79%. 12:38 AM
 Amber
 Sat, Apr 14, 1:22 PM
 AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair
 Bk Converse, 2016 W "Good Things
 T-shirt. If sighted, text
 Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM
 It's been three days and still no
 reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've
 gotta call off the search at this point.
 Our department just doesn't have the
 funding to keep chasing cold trails.
 We've failed you, and you can never
 know how much we wish could change
 that
 Tue, May 1, 12:15 AM
 Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic
 Park" because l'd like to lock some
 genetic information into Amber
 Saturday 3:21 PM
 Wow you were dedicated here
 3 attempts and nothing
 You're an ambitious at least
 Monday 12:01 AM
 I spent more time than I'll admit looking
 for a pun involving Amberger
 But I mean my usual Tinder MO is
 writing lengthy poems or sonnets to
 custom orders so you haven't yet seen
 my true power
 Monday 1:20 AM
 Write me a sonnet
 About whales
 Monday 2:19 AM
 Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave?
 Thou art more massive and more full of
 For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled
 grave
 and summer's tides do draw at times of
 strife
 When near the beach a perfect form
 reclines
 sometime too quick the ocean makes
 retreat.
 And there in air exposed the blubber
 shines
 mine eyes own love could turn the
 saltfoam sweet
 For thy eternal summer shall not fade
 and love shall be doled out in metric
 ton.
 Let forth your grace eject from
 blowhole sprayed
 my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback
 true loved one
 Forevermore my breath is captured still,
 my bosom full of love as yours with krill.
 Today 12:20 AM
 Ok what
 I actually really liked that
 Like a stupid amount
 Honestly tinder is dumb and I only
 have t
 have it to make fun of people in my
 groupchats but I'm not gonna make
 fun of you
 You earned it
 It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still
 perplexed
 Are you an English major? What's your
 story, Drew? Who the hell are you?
 manell are you?
Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

a pun: RI 4a.d 79%. 12:38 AM Amber Sat, Apr 14, 122 PM AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair Bk Converse, "2016 W "Good Things" T-shirt. If sighted, text Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM It's been three days and still no reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've gotta call off the search at this point. Our department just doesn't have the funding to keep chasing cold trails We've failed you, and you can never know how much we wish could change that Tue, May 1, 12.15 AM Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic Park" because I'd like to lock some genetic information into Amber Saturday 3:21 PM you were dedicated here 3 attempts and nothing You're an ambitious at least Monday 12:01 AM I spent more time than I'll admit looking for a pun involving Amberger But I mean my usual Tinder MO is writing lengthy poems or sonnets to custom orders so you haven't yet seen my true power Monday 1:20 AM Write me a sonnet About whales Monday 2:19 AM Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave? Thou art more massive and more full of For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled grave and summer's tides do draw at times of strife When near the beach a perfect form reclines sometime too quick the ocean makes retreat And there in air exposed the blubber shines mine eyes' own love could turn the saltfoam sweet For thy eternal summer shall not fade and love shall be doled out in metric ton Let forth your grace eject from blowhole sprayed my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback true loved one Forevermore my breath is captured still, my bosom full of love as yours with krill. Today 12:20 AM Ok what l actually really liked that Like a stupid amount Honestly tinder is dumb and I only have it to make fun of people in my groupchats but I'm not gonna make fun of you You earned it It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still perplexed Are you an English major? What's your story, Drew? Who the hell are you? Sent Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through
a pun: RI 4a.d 79%. 12:38 AM
 Amber
 Sat, Apr 14, 122 PM
 AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair
 Bk Converse, "2016 W "Good Things"
 T-shirt. If sighted, text
 Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM
 It's been three days and still no
 reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've
 gotta call off the search at this point.
 Our department just doesn't have the
 funding to keep chasing cold trails
 We've failed you, and you can never
 know how much we wish could change
 that
 Tue, May 1, 12.15 AM
 Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic
 Park" because I'd like to lock some
 genetic information into Amber
 Saturday 3:21 PM
 you were dedicated here
 3 attempts and nothing
 You're an ambitious at least
 Monday 12:01 AM
 I spent more time than I'll admit looking
 for a pun involving Amberger
 But I mean my usual Tinder MO is
 writing lengthy poems or sonnets to
 custom orders so you haven't yet seen
 my true power
 Monday 1:20 AM
 Write me a sonnet
 About whales
 Monday 2:19 AM
 Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave?
 Thou art more massive and more full of
 For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled
 grave
 and summer's tides do draw at times of
 strife
 When near the beach a perfect form
 reclines
 sometime too quick the ocean makes
 retreat
 And there in air exposed the blubber
 shines
 mine eyes' own love could turn the
 saltfoam sweet
 For thy eternal summer shall not fade
 and love shall be doled out in metric
 ton
 Let forth your grace eject from
 blowhole sprayed
 my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback
 true loved one
 Forevermore my breath is captured still,
 my bosom full of love as yours with krill.
 Today 12:20 AM
 Ok what
 l actually really liked that
 Like a stupid amount
 Honestly tinder is dumb and I only
 have it to make fun of people in my
 groupchats but I'm not gonna make
 fun of you
 You earned it
 It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still
 perplexed
 Are you an English major? What's your
 story, Drew? Who the hell are you?
 Sent
Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through