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A Real Human Bean: Anonymous 01/15/15(Thu)02:46:50 No.592692720 >>592695614 >Be me 19 and in Afghanistan >Part of the EOD (Explosive Ordinance Disposal) Yes, the guys from Hurt Locker >No, the movie isn't accurate >In EOD training, had an instructor that we called Sgt. Dickhead >Treated us newly enlisted like shit, nicknamed us "babies >Openly favored the returning Iraqi vets >Singled me out the most >Always rode me for the smallest mistake >Made my existence miserable >Sgt. Dickhead was a disgusting man >He loved to eat during lessons >His favorite was eating straight out of a can of refried beans >He would pull me aside and scream at me about some small mistake I made >After which I would find flecks of bean spit on my uniform for weeks >Finally get to our graduation ceremony >Fuck yeah, going to be rid of Sgt. Dickhead and get to see some real action >Sgt. Dickhead makes a big deal at our graduation about how I barely passed >Singles me out and embarrasses me in front of everyone >Fucking Sgt. Dickhead Finally get flown to FOB Asadabad >Quickly discover EOD is mostly just sitting around >Occasionally get some work, but usually turns out to be nothing >However we did run into some major lEDs >l even succeeded in defusing one on my own >Because of my outstanding work, get promoted to Corporal >Take that Sgt. Dickhead >One day get woken up at 5am >We have a red alert Anonymous 01/15/15 Thu 02:47:09 No.592692770 -592693328-592693416>>592 94169>:59269 4899>>5 2605264359 695614 592695813 >Rushed over to local Pashtun village >Those are the guys from Lone Survivor >They are pretty cool >Fucking huge IED >This mission is so important, Sgt. Dickhead makes a guest appearance >He's my partner for this defusal, fucking great >Slowly approach the IED in our bomb suits >Up close it appears pretty shoddily constructed >lf Sgt. Dickhead cooperates, then we can have it defused in no time >Hear a cellphone go off >Sgt. Dickhead shoves me violently aside >Fucking massive explosion >I wake up after an unknown period of unconsciousness >A bunch of soldiers are surrounding Sgt. Dickhead >As I make my way past them I learn what happened >The IED was set off from a remote location >Sgt. Dickhead shoved me aside then jumped on top of it >Sgt. Dickhead saved my life >I see him on the ground in a pool of deep red blood >No arms and legs, barely a head and torso >He calls for me by name >I lean close, prepared for his final insult >"I was always proudest of you >He then slumps over and dies sLying there curled up in a green bomb suit >He looks like a lima bean A real human bean >And a real hero
A Real Human Bean: Anonymous 01/15/15(Thu)02:46:50 No.592692720
 >>592695614
 >Be me 19 and in Afghanistan
 >Part of the EOD (Explosive Ordinance Disposal)
 Yes, the guys from Hurt Locker
 >No, the movie isn't accurate
 >In EOD training, had an instructor that we called Sgt. Dickhead
 >Treated us newly enlisted like shit, nicknamed us "babies
 >Openly favored the returning Iraqi vets
 >Singled me out the most
 >Always rode me for the smallest mistake
 >Made my existence miserable
 >Sgt. Dickhead was a disgusting man
 >He loved to eat during lessons
 >His favorite was eating straight out of a can of refried beans
 >He would pull me aside and scream at me about some small mistake I made
 >After which I would find flecks of bean spit on my uniform for weeks
 >Finally get to our graduation ceremony
 >Fuck yeah, going to be rid of Sgt. Dickhead and get to see some real action
 >Sgt. Dickhead makes a big deal at our graduation about how I barely passed
 >Singles me out and embarrasses me in front of everyone
 >Fucking Sgt. Dickhead
 Finally get flown to FOB Asadabad
 >Quickly discover EOD is mostly just sitting around
 >Occasionally get some work, but usually turns out to be nothing
 >However we did run into some major lEDs
 >l even succeeded in defusing one on my own
 >Because of my outstanding work, get promoted to Corporal
 >Take that Sgt. Dickhead
 >One day get woken up at 5am
 >We have a red alert
 Anonymous 01/15/15 Thu 02:47:09 No.592692770
 -592693328-592693416>>592
 94169>:59269 4899>>5
 2605264359 695614
 592695813
 >Rushed over to local Pashtun village
 >Those are the guys from Lone Survivor
 >They are pretty cool
 >Fucking huge IED
 >This mission is so important, Sgt. Dickhead makes a guest appearance
 >He's my partner for this defusal, fucking great
 >Slowly approach the IED in our bomb suits
 >Up close it appears pretty shoddily constructed
 >lf Sgt. Dickhead cooperates, then we can have it defused in no time
 >Hear a cellphone go off
 >Sgt. Dickhead shoves me violently aside
 >Fucking massive explosion
 >I wake up after an unknown period of unconsciousness
 >A bunch of soldiers are surrounding Sgt. Dickhead
 >As I make my way past them I learn what happened
 >The IED was set off from a remote location
 >Sgt. Dickhead shoved me aside then jumped on top of it
 >Sgt. Dickhead saved my life
 >I see him on the ground in a pool of deep red blood
 >No arms and legs, barely a head and torso
 >He calls for me by name
 >I lean close, prepared for his final insult
 >"I was always proudest of you
 >He then slumps over and dies
 sLying there curled up in a green bomb suit
 >He looks like a lima bean
 A real human bean
 >And a real hero
A Real Human Bean: File: image jpg 107 KB, 620x388) Thoughts on tank man Anonymous (ID LiM9WCav) 06/20/16 (Mon) 19:06:06 No. 77965781 77966065 77966094 77966881 77967335 77967492 77968256 77968855 77970102 77970310 77970329 77970505 7797 1180 7797 2686 What your your thoughts on the man who stood in front of those tanks in Tiananmen Square? Was he a real human bean? Anonymous (ID: YzQLFOGz i 06/20/16 (Mon)19:09: 13 No. 77966046 77966206 77966524 77970435 7797 5453 why didn't they just run him over Anonymous (ID: ggl WRO) 06/20/16(Mon)19:14:22 No.77966524 77966595 77967285 77967892 77966046 Join the military and run one of your own people over in a public parade. see what happens. Anonymous (ID Liv9WCav) 06/20/16(Mon)19: 15:13 No. 77966595 77966712 77967892 77966524 Weren't they on their way to do that anyway? Anonymous (ID: ggl WRO) 06/20/16(Mon)19:16:29 No. 77966712 77966803 77967892 77966595 Is what that what you think? that their intentions were to run whomever they could over with tanks? Anonymous (ID Mowcavo) 06/20/16 (Mon)19:17:29 No. 77966803 77967009 77967892 77966712 I thought they we on their way to kill protesters or something Anonymous (ID: ggl WRO) 06/20/16(Mon)19:19:42 No. 77967009 77967892 77966803 on their way to kill protesters or something h maybe, thought you mean "they were on their way to go run as many people over with tanks as they possibly can Anonymous (ID Nhmr 06/20/16 (Mon)19:28:57 No. 77967892 77966524 77966595 77966712 77966803 77967009 Beautiful Anon Misunderstands
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 why didn't they just run him over
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 Join the military and run one of your own people over in a public
 parade. see what happens.
 Anonymous (ID
 Liv9WCav) 06/20/16(Mon)19: 15:13 No. 77966595
 77966712
 77967892
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 Weren't they on their way to do that anyway?
 Anonymous (ID: ggl
 WRO) 06/20/16(Mon)19:16:29 No. 77966712
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 Is what that what you think? that their intentions were to run
 whomever they could over with tanks?
 Anonymous (ID
 Mowcavo) 06/20/16 (Mon)19:17:29 No. 77966803
 77967009
 77967892
 77966712
 I thought they we on their way to kill protesters or something
 Anonymous (ID: ggl
 WRO) 06/20/16(Mon)19:19:42 No. 77967009
 77967892
 77966803
 on their way to kill protesters or something
 h maybe, thought you mean "they were on their way to go run as
 many people over with tanks as they possibly can
 Anonymous (ID
 Nhmr
 06/20/16 (Mon)19:28:57 No. 77967892
 77966524
 77966595
 77966712
 77966803
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 Beautiful
Anon Misunderstands

Anon Misunderstands

A Real Human Bean: Anonymous 01/14/15 (Wed) 04:28:56 No. 592582299 >Be me 19 and in Afghanistan Part of the EOD (Explosive Ordinance Disposal) >Yes, the guys from Hurt Locker >No, the movie isn't accurate >ln EOD training, had an instructor that we called Sgt. Dickhead >Treated us newly enlisted like shit, nicknamed us "babies" >Openly favored the returning lraqi vets Singled me out the most Always rode me for the smallest mistake Made my existence miserable >Sgt. Dickhead was a disgusting man >He loved to eat during lessons >His favorite was eating straight out of a can of refried beans >He would pull me aside and scream at me about some small mistake made >After which I would find flecks of bean spit on my uniform for weeks Finally get to our graduation ceremony >Fuck yeah, going to be rid of Sgt. Dickhead and get to see some real action >Sgt. Dickhead makes a big deal at our graduation about how l barely passed Singles me out and embarrasses me in front of everyone Fucking Sgt. Dickhead Finally get flown to FOB Asadabad Quickly discover EOD is mostly just sitting around Occasionally get some work, but usually turns out to be nothing However we did run into some major l l even succeeded in defusing one on my own >Because of my outstanding work, get promoted to Corporal Take that Sgt. Dickhead >One day get woken up at 5am >We have a red alert We have a red alert Anonymous 01/14/15 (Wed)04:29:07 No.592582318 >Rushed over to local Pashtun village Those are the guys from Lone Survivor They are pretty cool Fucking huge IED This mission is so important, Sgt. Dickhead makes a guest appearance >He's my partner for this defusal, fucking great Slowly approach the IED in our bomb suits >Up close it appears pretty shoddily constructed >lf Sgt. Dickhead cooperates, then we can have it defused in no time Hear a cellphone go off >Sgt. Dickhead shoves me violently aside Fucking massive explosion >l wake up after an unknown period of unconsciousness >A bunch of soldiers are surrounding Sgt. Dickhead >As I make my way past them I learn what happened The IED was set off from a remote location >Sgt. Dickhead shoved me aside then jumped on top of it >Sgt. Dickhead saved my life >l see him on the ground in a pool of deep red blood >No arms and legs, barely a head and torso >He calls for me by name >l lean close, prepared for his final insult was always proudest of you He then slumps over and dies Lying there curled up in a green bomb suit He looks like a lima bean A real human bean And a real hero anon in Afghanistan
A Real Human Bean: Anonymous 01/14/15 (Wed) 04:28:56 No. 592582299
 >Be me 19 and in Afghanistan
 Part of the EOD (Explosive Ordinance Disposal)
 >Yes, the guys from Hurt Locker
 >No, the movie isn't accurate
 >ln EOD training, had an instructor that we called Sgt. Dickhead
 >Treated us newly enlisted like shit, nicknamed us "babies"
 >Openly favored the returning lraqi vets
 Singled me out the most
 Always rode me for the smallest mistake
 Made my existence miserable
 >Sgt. Dickhead was a disgusting man
 >He loved to eat during lessons
 >His favorite was eating straight out of a can of refried beans
 >He would pull me aside and scream at me about some small mistake made
 >After which I would find flecks of bean spit on my uniform for weeks
 Finally get to our graduation ceremony
 >Fuck yeah, going to be rid of Sgt. Dickhead and get to see some real action
 >Sgt. Dickhead makes a big deal at our graduation about how l barely passed
 Singles me out and embarrasses me in front of everyone
 Fucking Sgt. Dickhead
 Finally get flown to FOB Asadabad
 Quickly discover EOD is mostly just sitting around
 Occasionally get some work, but usually turns out to be nothing
 However we did run into some major l
 l even succeeded in defusing one on my own
 >Because of my outstanding work, get promoted to Corporal
 Take that Sgt. Dickhead
 >One day get woken up at 5am
 >We have a red alert

 We have a red alert
 Anonymous 01/14/15 (Wed)04:29:07 No.592582318
 >Rushed over to local Pashtun village
 Those are the guys from Lone Survivor
 They are pretty cool
 Fucking huge IED
 This mission is so important, Sgt. Dickhead makes a guest appearance
 >He's my partner for this defusal, fucking great
 Slowly approach the IED in our bomb suits
 >Up close it appears pretty shoddily constructed
 >lf Sgt. Dickhead cooperates, then we can have it defused in no time
 Hear a cellphone go off
 >Sgt. Dickhead shoves me violently aside
 Fucking massive explosion
 >l wake up after an unknown period of unconsciousness
 >A bunch of soldiers are surrounding Sgt. Dickhead
 >As I make my way past them I learn what happened
 The IED was set off from a remote location
 >Sgt. Dickhead shoved me aside then jumped on top of it
 >Sgt. Dickhead saved my life
 >l see him on the ground in a pool of deep red blood
 >No arms and legs, barely a head and torso
 >He calls for me by name
 >l lean close, prepared for his final insult
 was always proudest of you
 He then slumps over and dies
 Lying there curled up in a green bomb suit
 He looks like a lima bean
 A real human bean
 And a real hero
anon in Afghanistan

anon in Afghanistan

A Real Human Bean: File: 1383555899491 149 KB, 1600x1200, real human bean.jpg) Anonymous 11/04/13(Mon)22:04 UTC+13 No.38483388 Replies 38483453 ITT: Times you acted like The Driver be 23 years old at Halloween party >wearing scorpion jacket and leather gloves everyone's dancing, getting drunk while stand silently in the corne >every girl there is drawn into the aura of mystery l exude >nod at the girls and step outside silently watch the party from the outside drunk 7.5/10 comes outside nod and flash a halfsmile smiles at me asks for a smoke offer her a toothpick instead "Umm. thanks Ask her what her name is Cassidy, you?" Break eye contact and stare intensely into the distance >Her boyfriend comes outside and lights a cigarette for her >Hear her tell him she wants to leave He's too fucked to take her home >This is my chance Boyfriend leaves >Turn to her and say, "so you need a ride? Uh, yeah 'I d Great, you think you could drop me at my place?" Silently nod Thanks, you're a lifesaver" Start walking down the driveway with her So, where's your car parked? realize I don't have a car realize I can't even drive realize caught the bus to the party silently panic look around, trying to find an escape route e keeps asking where my car is >"I don't feel like driving tonight Why not?" I just cleaned my ca and uh...my hands are a little dirty >"But you're wearing gloves >Fuck continue walking silently >fidget my pockets for another toothpick spent my bus money on my last box of toothpicks ealize where is your car' Need to get out of here >Walk to the bus stop >Fuck it, here goes nothing >Start playing Drive soundtrack on my phone Lean in for the kiss WHAT THE FUCK?" Pushes me away Panic and shove her to the ground >Go through her purse for bus money, and find it She's getting up >One thing is left to be done >Go to curb stomp her so no one ever finds out Had too much to drink >Awkwardly trip and fall flat on her neck >Hear a snapping sound Quickly hide her body behind the bus stop and board the bus Real hero and a real human bean Anon catches a bus.
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 38483453
 ITT: Times you acted like The Driver
 be 23 years old
 at Halloween party
 >wearing scorpion jacket and leather gloves
 everyone's dancing, getting drunk while
 stand silently in the corne
 >every girl there is drawn into the aura of mystery l exude
 >nod at the girls and step outside
 silently watch the party from the outside
 drunk 7.5/10 comes outside
 nod and flash a halfsmile
 smiles at me
 asks for a smoke
 offer her a toothpick instead
 "Umm.
 thanks
 Ask her what her name is
 Cassidy, you?"
 Break eye contact and stare intensely into the distance
 >Her boyfriend comes outside and lights a cigarette for her
 >Hear her tell him she wants to leave
 He's too fucked to take her home
 >This is my chance
 Boyfriend leaves
 >Turn to her and say, "so you need a ride?
 Uh, yeah
 'I d
 Great, you think you could drop me at my place?"
 Silently nod
 Thanks, you're a lifesaver"
 Start walking down the driveway with her
 So, where's your car parked?
 realize I don't have a car
 realize I can't even drive
 realize caught the bus to the party
 silently panic
 look around, trying to find an escape route
 e keeps asking where my car is
 >"I don't feel like driving tonight
 Why not?"
 I just cleaned my ca
 and uh...my hands are a little dirty
 >"But you're wearing gloves
 >Fuck
 continue walking silently
 >fidget
 my pockets for another toothpick
 spent my bus money on my last box of toothpicks
 ealize
 where is your car'
 Need to get out of here
 >Walk to the bus stop
 >Fuck it, here goes nothing
 >Start playing Drive soundtrack on my phone
 Lean in for the kiss
 WHAT THE FUCK?"
 Pushes me away
 Panic and shove her to the ground
 >Go through her purse for bus money, and find it
 She's getting up
 >One thing is left to be done
 >Go to curb stomp her so no one ever finds out
 Had too much to drink
 >Awkwardly trip and fall flat on her neck
 >Hear a snapping sound
 Quickly hide her body behind the bus stop and board the bus
 Real hero and a real human bean
Anon catches a bus.

Anon catches a bus.

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A Real Human Bean: Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)21:50:43 No.245094913>>245095008>>245095194>245095334 >>245095357 (You)>>245095467>>245095476 >>245095751 > 245096125 245094701 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)21:48:38 No.245094701>245094913 no bishi for you.jpg (140 KB, 610x343) google igdb exhentai sounds 245094121 Papa Nier would kick the shit out of both of them. MUH NIGGA Caim is the shit but Papa Nier is the fuckin' coolest What if Papa Nier was the Father to the Intoners? He'd be like "Five! Apologise for making your sister cry! Don't make me come up there!" And he comes to ALL of their school plays and when asked, They're all my favourite" Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)21:51:44 No.245095008>>245095339 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:00:16 No.245095805>>245095949>>245096002 >245096198 >245094913 >245095476 >Emil and Mikhail are best buds who get bullied by pretty much everyone but Papa Nier and Yonah >because they're a skeleton and a dragon wearing school uniforms Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:01:38 No.245095951>>245096331 Things would be different if they had such good papa. 245095751 his wallet, fuck He's got his hands full, but to him, it's the best job in the world or he wouldn't keep a group photo of them all Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:01:58 No.245096002>>245096137 245095805 >Zero is always protecting the two from bullies gets a reputation of being a violent bitch for it Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:06:21 No.245096405>>245096783 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:04:08 No.245096198>>245096335 Zero is the delinquent. >245095805 One is the quite bookworm who spends all her time in the library. >Emil is always stalking Papa Nier whenever he gets the chance >Mikhail calls him out on this, but follows Emil because he's his only friend besides Zero Two is always flirting with cent and they're an awfully obnoxious couple. Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:03:31 No.245096137>>245096294 Three is the freak in the back of the room silently laughing and cutting her hair. Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:05:38 No.245096335 >245096002 Four is the class rep and always getting worked up over things, having everything dumped on her. >>245096198 >Humanized Emil and Mikhail arguing about zero and kaine >ZERO IS THE COOLEST SHE'S SUPER STRONG Does this make Five the slut who has slept with the Football team and is the hottest girl in school Five is the school bicycle >BUT KAINE IS WAY COOLER AND STRONGER! Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:05:11 No.245096294>>245096440 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:10:28 No.245096783 245096957 >245096137 Yup >>245096405 Five is the school bicycle One would be the class prez and Four would be the vice prez who desperately wishes she was in One's place I laughed Three would be that weird girl that's always getting hit on by Mr. Octa Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:12:14 No.245096957>245097129>>245097232 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:06:37 No.245096440E>>245096681 mikhail4 jpg (59 KB, 512x512) google iqdb exhentai sounds >245096783 >>245096294 The disciples being teachers sounds hilarious. No one is laughing when Papa Nier finds a discarded Pregnancy test the bin in Five's bedroom. Five is so dumb she'd probably discard the test somewhere that obvious too. Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:15:32 No.245097232>>245097342>>245097392 >>245096957 Four's bit Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:09:22 No.245096681 245096859 the novella confirmed that Five is a complete slob who just leaves dresses and food all over the place. Five would probably just leave the test on the counter or on the bathroom floor, to the point where it becomes a thing that you can tell if Five's been somewhere by the used condoms and pregnancy tests she leaves all over the goddamn place. After Papa Nier nearly has a heart attack, Four takes it upon herself as the responsible second-youngest to clean up after Five. >245096440 Well Cent and Two would be the lovebirds, and Dito would be Five's favorite boytoy I guess that leaves Octa and Decad as teachers, but what roles would they be best at? Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:17:31 No.245097392>245097709 2>245097232 >Four takes it upon herself as the responsible second-youngest to clean up after Five. Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:11:14 No.245096859>245097009 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)23:52:47 No.245105936 cent7 jpg (83 KB, 840x333) google igdb exhentai sounds 245096681 Good girl, good sister and good Daughter. 245105839 You think he'd make a good Octa Philosophy teacher. Decadus Phys. Ed. teacher that pulls some extreme shit on students That post gave me feels. Why does 4chan make up these shows that will never be created, it's honestly quite hard to accept. science teacher? Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:20:53 No.245097709>>245097827 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:13:07 No.245097009 245097592 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)23:51:39 No.245105839E>>24510 245097392 Don't forget, the whole time Four would be internally wishing to murder Five for causing so much trouble and wishing Papa Nier and Zero-onee-chan would praise her for being such a responsible girl...which they wouldn't, because Zero doesn't care and Papa Nier can only do so much when he's got seven daughters to deal with. And then Four throws a tantrum and destroys the room she shares with Five, only to snap out of 2245096859 works >245105043 It's SCIENCE and straighten it back up before anyone notices. Now we just need to fit Gabriel/la and Accord in there somewhere WACHAAAAAAA Note that Three doesn't have a room, just a closet she keeps her dolls in, because she sleeps wherever she ends up. Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:19:44 No.245097592 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:22:22 No.245097827>245098138 245097009 Gabby is the grouchy but secretly caring nurse, and Accord. .umm, school gossip/info broker? >>245097709 Four wakes up finds Three naked next to her Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:26:00 No.245098138 >245098421 245097827 >internally, she's screaming at Three for being such a goddamn lazy piece of shit, one day she's going to fall asleep in the wrong place and get gangraped and Four's just going to say I TOLD YOU SO >in reality she's giving Three all of her blankets to keep her warm while she finds some jammies for her dine Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:30:03 No.245098479E>>245098597>>245098649>>245098680 >>245098746 1400660455249.jpg (48 KB, 646x469) google igdb exhentai sounds Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:11:48 No.245096917»245097027 >245097417 54t54gg542hh54 jpg (201 KB, 840x1200) google igdb exhentai sounds QUICK WHERE DOES MICHAEL FIT INTO THIS What about Brother Nier? I can see him being a cool younger bro to 1, big onii-chan to 2 and 4, and having a pic-related relationship with 5 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:17:53 No.245097417 1400963268932 png (34 KB, 579x543) google igdb exhentai sounds LE 2245096917 O. O Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:32:11 No.245098680>>245098779 >Gives counseling to Zero, who tells him to fuck off and runs away Gets along kinda well with One, but distances E >>245098479 He's Mikhail's cool older brother that left on a cool motorcycle to do cool things in a cool town somewhere cooler than here. herself Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:13:17 No.245097027>>245097192 (You) >>245097368 for exams sometim wo goes full genki, asks him to help her study Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:33:08 No.245098779 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:32:52 No.245098746 245096917 Awioward relationship with Three Secretly afraid of Fou Five 24/7 teases him into incest Still gets along best with Yonah 2245098680 >dragon with sunglasses riding a motorcycle >>245098479 >Papa Nier and Brother Nier in same show Michael What an absolute mindfuck. >Former star of the football team >Got expelled over an incident where he saved Zero and got blamed >Family moved away to search for another school >People still talk about him every now and then >Zero feels guilty over his expulsion and dreams about him every now and then >A hero and a real human bean Kainé spills her spaghetti around bro Nier after a while Ta 0 askim out Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:15:09 No.245097192 hes Five gets jealous They fight each other every time they come across each other's paths Bro Nier is oblivious to all this 245097027 >Brother Nier is Papa Nier's son they are constantly on the same wavelength everyone keeps pointing it out to them Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:34:41 No.245098916>>245099025 1401067371383 gif (2.34 MB, 400x146) google igdb exhentai sounds Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:17:17 No.245097368>245097446 >One, Two, Three, Four, and Five are in the Glee club 245097027 >technically Zero is too but she never shows up They would never even acknowledge each other's existence either. Mikhail and Emil would be the only ones who ever notice, and nobody would believe them. Also Kaine is the math teacher. Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22-25:16 No.245098060>>245098389 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:24:46 No.245098024 >245097446 245097870 Mute Principal and a huge dragon with a skull for a face as vice principal. Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:22:50 No.245097870>245098013 >>245098024 >245098127 She teaches all the high-school subjects Detention is murder. Would Caim be the principal? >And X equals GODSHITTING HELL WHY IS THERE A Y IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKFEST!! Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:24.30 No.245098013»245098109 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:28:49 No.245098389 tumblr lv4zsinfVc Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:25:53 No.245098127 245098253 1372706261190 jpg (366 KB, 700x976) google iqdb exhentai sounds 601 500 jpg (225 KB, google igdb ex ounds 245097870 >>245098060 2>245097870 Would that make Arioch the school nurse for Kindergarten? GET THE FUCKING X?! BUT THATS IMPOSSIBLE IN THIS CLUSTERFUCK SORRY EXCUSE OF AN >Silent principal >Rarely speaks >"H-Hey, director Caim, some people came to ask for help for elven chi- ECUATION Fuck this is getting deep. >FUCKING INTEGRALS?! ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?! IM GONNA SOLVE THIS EQUATION SO HARD IT WONT BE ABLE TO GIVE 'SHITHOG AS AN ANSWER EVER AGAIN! Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:25:47 No.245098109E245098181 >"Sword them." "A-Also, there were some people who claim that you murdered >>245098013 Arioch is in charge of pre-school. Leonard gets Kindergarten. their whole fa-" "Sword them" 'T-There also was a girl called Furiae who-" >"Gross. Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:26:30 No.245098181>>245098263>>245098316245098332 "Y-Yes sir." >>245098109 Well fuck at least give the kids a chance. Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:28:12 No.245098332 >>245098502>245098586>>245098650 (You) >>245099203 >>245098181 >Cavia High >Giving kids a chance Cavia High Giving kids a chance v/ - Video Games » Thread #327332264
A Real Human Bean: Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)21:50:43 No.245094913>>245095008>>245095194>245095334 >>245095357 (You)>>245095467>>245095476 >>245095751 > 245096125
 245094701
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)21:48:38 No.245094701>245094913
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 245094121
 Papa Nier would kick the shit out of
 both of them.
 MUH NIGGA
 Caim is the shit but Papa Nier is the fuckin' coolest
 What if Papa Nier was the Father to the Intoners?
 He'd be like "Five! Apologise for making your sister cry! Don't make me come up there!"
 And he comes to ALL of their school plays and when asked, They're all my favourite"
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)21:51:44 No.245095008>>245095339
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:00:16 No.245095805>>245095949>>245096002 >245096198
 >245094913
 >245095476
 >Emil and Mikhail are best buds who get bullied by pretty much everyone but Papa Nier and Yonah
 >because they're a skeleton and a dragon wearing school uniforms
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:01:38 No.245095951>>245096331
 Things would be different if they had such
 good papa.
 245095751
 his wallet, fuck
 He's got his hands full, but to him, it's the best job in the world or he wouldn't keep a group photo of them all
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:01:58 No.245096002>>245096137
 245095805
 >Zero is always protecting the two from bullies
 gets a reputation of being a violent bitch for it
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:06:21 No.245096405>>245096783
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:04:08 No.245096198>>245096335
 Zero is the delinquent.
 >245095805
 One is the quite bookworm who spends all her time in the library.
 >Emil is always stalking Papa Nier whenever he gets the chance
 >Mikhail calls him out on this, but follows Emil because he's his only friend besides Zero
 Two is always flirting with cent and they're an awfully obnoxious couple.
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:03:31 No.245096137>>245096294
 Three is the freak in the back of the room silently laughing and cutting her hair.
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:05:38 No.245096335
 >245096002
 Four is the class rep and always getting worked up over things, having everything dumped on her.
 >>245096198
 >Humanized Emil and Mikhail arguing about zero and kaine
 >ZERO IS THE COOLEST SHE'S SUPER STRONG
 Does this make Five the slut who has slept with the Football team and is the hottest girl in school
 Five is the school bicycle
 >BUT KAINE IS WAY COOLER AND STRONGER!
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:05:11 No.245096294>>245096440
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:10:28 No.245096783
 245096957
 >245096137
 Yup
 >>245096405
 Five is the school bicycle
 One would be the class prez and Four would be the vice prez who desperately wishes she was in One's place
 I laughed
 Three would be that weird girl that's always getting hit on by Mr. Octa
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:12:14 No.245096957>245097129>>245097232
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:06:37 No.245096440E>>245096681
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 >245096783
 >>245096294
 The disciples being teachers sounds
 hilarious.
 No one is laughing when Papa Nier finds a discarded Pregnancy test
 the bin in Five's bedroom.
 Five is so dumb she'd probably discard the test
 somewhere that obvious too.
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:15:32 No.245097232>>245097342>>245097392
 >>245096957
 Four's bit
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:09:22 No.245096681
 245096859
 the novella confirmed that Five is a complete slob who just leaves dresses and food all over the place. Five would probably just leave the test on the counter or on the bathroom floor, to the
 point where it becomes a thing that you can tell if Five's been somewhere by the used condoms and pregnancy tests she leaves all over the goddamn place. After Papa Nier nearly has a heart attack,
 Four takes it upon herself as the responsible second-youngest to clean up after Five.
 >245096440
 Well Cent and Two would be the lovebirds, and Dito would be Five's favorite boytoy
 I guess that leaves Octa and Decad as teachers, but what roles would they be best at?
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:17:31 No.245097392>245097709
 2>245097232
 >Four takes it upon herself as the responsible second-youngest to clean up after Five.
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:11:14 No.245096859>245097009
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)23:52:47 No.245105936
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 245096681
 Good girl, good sister and good Daughter.
 245105839
 You think he'd make a good
 Octa Philosophy teacher.
 Decadus Phys. Ed. teacher that pulls some extreme shit on students
 That post gave me feels. Why does 4chan make up these shows that will never be created, it's honestly quite hard to accept.
 science teacher?
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:20:53 No.245097709>>245097827
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:13:07 No.245097009
 245097592
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)23:51:39 No.245105839E>>24510
 245097392
 Don't forget, the whole time Four would be internally wishing to murder Five for causing so much trouble and wishing Papa Nier and Zero-onee-chan would praise her for being such a responsible
 girl...which they wouldn't, because Zero doesn't care and Papa Nier can only do so much when he's got seven daughters to deal with. And then Four throws a tantrum and destroys the room she
 shares with Five, only to snap out of
 2245096859
 works
 >245105043
 It's SCIENCE
 and straighten it back up before anyone notices.
 Now we just need to fit Gabriel/la and Accord in there somewhere
 WACHAAAAAAA
 Note that Three doesn't have a room, just a closet she keeps her dolls in, because she sleeps wherever she ends up.
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:19:44 No.245097592
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:22:22 No.245097827>245098138
 245097009
 Gabby is the grouchy but secretly caring nurse, and Accord.
 .umm, school gossip/info broker?
 >>245097709
 Four wakes up
 finds Three naked next to her
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:26:00 No.245098138
 >245098421
 245097827
 >internally, she's screaming at Three for being such a goddamn lazy piece of shit, one day she's going to fall asleep in the wrong place and get gangraped and Four's just going to say I TOLD YOU SO
 >in reality she's giving Three all of her blankets to keep her warm while she finds some jammies for her
 dine
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:30:03 No.245098479E>>245098597>>245098649>>245098680 >>245098746
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 QUICK WHERE DOES MICHAEL FIT INTO THIS
 What about Brother Nier? I can see him being a cool younger bro to 1, big onii-chan to 2 and 4, and having a pic-related
 relationship with 5
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:17:53 No.245097417
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 LE
 2245096917
 O. O
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:32:11 No.245098680>>245098779
 >Gives counseling to Zero, who tells him to fuck
 off and runs away
 Gets along kinda well with One, but distances
 E
 >>245098479
 He's Mikhail's cool older brother that left on a cool motorcycle to do cool things in a cool town somewhere cooler than here.
 herself
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:13:17 No.245097027>>245097192 (You) >>245097368
 for exams sometim wo goes full genki, asks him to help her study
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:33:08 No.245098779
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:32:52 No.245098746
 245096917
 Awioward relationship with Three
 Secretly afraid of Fou
 Five 24/7 teases him into incest
 Still gets along best with Yonah
 2245098680
 >dragon with sunglasses riding a motorcycle
 >>245098479
 >Papa Nier and Brother Nier in same show
 Michael
 What an absolute mindfuck.
 >Former star of the football team
 >Got expelled over an incident where he saved Zero and got blamed
 >Family moved away to search for another school
 >People still talk about him every now and then
 >Zero feels guilty over his expulsion and dreams about him every now and then
 >A hero and a real human bean
 Kainé spills her spaghetti around bro Nier after a while
 Ta 0 askim out
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:15:09 No.245097192
 hes
 Five gets jealous
 They fight each other every time they come across each other's paths
 Bro Nier is oblivious to all this
 245097027
 >Brother Nier is Papa Nier's son
 they are constantly on the same wavelength
 everyone keeps pointing it out to them
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:34:41 No.245098916>>245099025
 1401067371383 gif (2.34 MB, 400x146) google igdb exhentai sounds
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:17:17 No.245097368>245097446
 >One, Two, Three, Four, and Five are in
 the Glee club
 245097027
 >technically Zero is too but she never
 shows up
 They would never even acknowledge each other's existence either. Mikhail and Emil would be the only ones who ever notice, and nobody would believe them.
 Also Kaine is the math teacher.
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22-25:16 No.245098060>>245098389
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:24:46 No.245098024
 >245097446
 245097870
 Mute Principal and a huge dragon with a skull for a face as vice principal.
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:22:50 No.245097870>245098013 >>245098024 >245098127
 She teaches all the high-school subjects
 Detention is murder.
 Would Caim be the principal?
 >And X equals GODSHITTING HELL WHY IS THERE A Y IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKFEST!!
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:24.30 No.245098013»245098109
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:28:49 No.245098389
 tumblr lv4zsinfVc
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:25:53 No.245098127 245098253
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 601 500 jpg (225 KB,
 google igdb ex
 ounds
 245097870
 >>245098060
 2>245097870
 Would that make Arioch the school nurse for Kindergarten?
 GET THE FUCKING X?! BUT THATS IMPOSSIBLE IN THIS CLUSTERFUCK SORRY EXCUSE OF AN
 >Silent principal
 >Rarely speaks
 >"H-Hey, director Caim, some people came to ask for help for
 elven chi-
 ECUATION
 Fuck this is getting deep.
 >FUCKING INTEGRALS?! ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?!
 IM GONNA SOLVE THIS EQUATION SO HARD IT WONT BE ABLE TO GIVE 'SHITHOG AS AN ANSWER
 EVER AGAIN!
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:25:47 No.245098109E245098181
 >"Sword them."
 "A-Also, there were some people who claim that you murdered
 >>245098013
 Arioch is in charge of pre-school. Leonard gets Kindergarten.
 their whole fa-"
 "Sword them"
 'T-There also was a girl called Furiae who-"
 >"Gross.
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:26:30 No.245098181>>245098263>>245098316245098332
 "Y-Yes sir."
 >>245098109
 Well fuck at least give the kids a chance.
 Anonymous 05/25/14(Sun)22:28:12 No.245098332
 >>245098502>245098586>>245098650 (You) >>245099203
 >>245098181
 >Cavia High
 >Giving kids a chance
 Cavia High
 Giving kids a chance
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A Real Human Bean: File: 1383555899491.jpg-(149 KB, 1600x1200, real human bean.jpg) Anonymous 11/04/13(Mon)22:04 UTC+13 No.38483388 Replies: 38483453 ITT: Times you acted like The Driver >be 23 years old at Halloween party wearing scorpion jacket and leather gloves >everyone's dancing, getting drunk while I stand silently in the corner >every girl there is drawn into the aura of mystery exude nod at the girls and step outside >silently watch the party from the outside >drunk 7.5/10 comes outside smiles at me, I nod and flash a half-smile >asks for a smoke >offer her a tooth pick instead "Umm... .thanks" >Ask her what her name is >"Cassidy, you?" >Break eye contact and stare intensely into the distance Her boyfriend comes outside and lights a cigarette for her >Hear her tell him she wants to leave >He's too fucked to take her home This is my chance >Boyfriend leaves >Turn to her and say, "so you need a ride?" >"Uh, yeah" >"I drive >"Great, >Silently nod >"Thanks, you're a lifesaver" Start walking down the driveway with her >"So, where's your car parked?" realize I don't have a car realize I can't even drive realize I caught the bus to the party >silently panic >look around, trying to find an escape route >She keeps asking where my car is "don't feel like driving tonight" "Why not?" >"I just cleaned my car, and uh...my hands are a little dirty" "But you're wearing gloves" >Fuck ithink could drop me my place?" continue walking silently fidget in my pockets for another toothpick realize I spent my bus money on my last box of toothpicks >"where is your car!" >Need to get out of here Walk to the bus stop >Fuck it, here goes nothing >Start playing Drive soundtrack on my phone >Lean in for the kiss >"WHAT THE FUCK?" >Pushes me away >Panic and shove her to the ground >Go through her purse for bus money, and find it She's getting up One thing is left to be done Go to curb stomp her so no one ever finds out >Had too much to drink >Awkwardly trip and fall flat on her neck Hear a snapping sound Quickly hide her body behind the bus stop and board the bus >Real hero and a real human bean And a real hero | Human Bean | Know Your Meme
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 Anonymous 11/04/13(Mon)22:04 UTC+13 No.38483388 Replies: 38483453
 ITT: Times you acted like The Driver
 >be 23 years old
 at Halloween party
 wearing scorpion jacket and leather gloves
 >everyone's dancing, getting drunk while I stand silently in the corner
 >every girl there is drawn into the aura of mystery exude
 nod at the girls and step outside
 >silently watch the party from the outside
 >drunk 7.5/10 comes outside
 smiles at me, I nod and flash a half-smile
 >asks for a smoke
 >offer her a tooth pick instead
 "Umm... .thanks"
 >Ask her what her name is
 >"Cassidy, you?"
 >Break eye contact and stare intensely into the distance
 Her boyfriend comes outside and lights a cigarette for her
 >Hear her tell him she wants to leave
 >He's too fucked to take her home
 This is my chance
 >Boyfriend leaves
 >Turn to her and say, "so you need a ride?"
 >"Uh, yeah"
 >"I drive
 >"Great,
 >Silently nod
 >"Thanks, you're a lifesaver"
 Start walking down the driveway with her
 >"So, where's your car parked?"
 realize I don't have a car
 realize I can't even drive
 realize I caught the bus to the party
 >silently panic
 >look around, trying to find an escape route
 >She keeps asking where my car is
 "don't feel like driving tonight"
 "Why not?"
 >"I just cleaned my car, and uh...my hands are a little dirty"
 "But you're wearing gloves"
 >Fuck
 ithink
 could drop me
 my place?"
 continue walking silently
 fidget in my pockets for another toothpick
 realize I spent my bus money on my last box of toothpicks
 >"where is your car!"
 >Need to get out of here
 Walk to the bus stop
 >Fuck it, here goes nothing
 >Start playing Drive soundtrack on my phone
 >Lean in for the kiss
 >"WHAT THE FUCK?"
 >Pushes me away
 >Panic and shove her to the ground
 >Go through her purse for bus money, and find it
 She's getting up
 One thing is left to be done
 Go to curb stomp her so no one ever finds out
 >Had too much to drink
 >Awkwardly trip and fall flat on her neck
 Hear a snapping sound
 Quickly hide her body behind the bus stop and board the bus
 >Real hero and a real human bean
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