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absolutely: Believe in yourself, folks, and don’t be afraid to be absolutely TERRIBLE at something first!

Believe in yourself, folks, and don’t be afraid to be absolutely TERRIBLE at something first!

absolutely: Dude just got absolutely toasted. by G0ldenBe4rd MORE MEMES

Dude just got absolutely toasted. by G0ldenBe4rd MORE MEMES

absolutely: Dude just got absolutely toasted.

Dude just got absolutely toasted.

absolutely: the-adhd-society: hardcandied-alterego: rebelmeg: wtfteaching: cookierent: This absolutely works and provides you free amusement This absolutely works and provides you free amusement NO REALLY, TRY IT.Try it with any kind of inappropriate humor. Sexist, racist, homophobic, all of it. Look at them blankly, say, “I don’t get it.” And watch the discomfort with the old timey pleasure of a rich old lady wearing pearls. Rebloging this for the GIRLS with the nervous laughs. THIS IS FOR ALL THE UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS. For the WOMAN too humiliated to say anything. And if you laugh in uncomfortable situations. Follow it up and ask what they mean.

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absolutely: Absolutely nothing to change here! by Knorke_Leon MORE MEMES

Absolutely nothing to change here! by Knorke_Leon MORE MEMES

absolutely: “This pupper absolutely adores the old man living next door and will constantly wait at the window to see if he’s around“ (via)

“This pupper absolutely adores the old man living next door and will constantly wait at the window to see if he’s around“ (via)

absolutely: Absolutely

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absolutely: lost-carcosa: ask-a-countryhumans-fan: dr-donogood: yololiver: serialreblogger: werewolfchaos: wakka66: Okay, can I just talk about this comic series for a second? This has got to be the most hilarious comic series I have ever seen. This is AJ & Magnus, a Calvin and Hobbes inspired comic series about an adopted kid, his talking dog, and his 2 gay parents. The humor is really good, very quick and to the point. This series is beautiful, please, give them your love! zangief one of his dads is zangief reblogging bc i got really into AJ & Magnus thanks to this post Reblogging to make sure there’s some Aunt Roz love! I love this….so much- Everything about this comic series gives me life like, The aunt is not only trans m to f THEY DID A SAILOR MOON FUCKING POSE And not to mention the chaotic duo of the two dads And that bully just got fucking OWNED. Absolutely fucking amazing https://www.gocomics.com/aj-and-magnus

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absolutely: just-absolutely-super: momo-de-avis: this is THE FUNNIEST suggestion Word’s grammar thing has ever given me #you is kind#you is smart#you is important#you is well-intentioned

just-absolutely-super: momo-de-avis: this is THE FUNNIEST suggestion Word’s grammar thing has ever given me #you is kind#you is smart#yo...

absolutely: relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good

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absolutely: Absolutely right.

Absolutely right.

absolutely: These two absolutely MADE my childhood!!

These two absolutely MADE my childhood!!

absolutely: feedmecookiesnow: not-the-blue: @fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes braiding Bucky’s hair and painting his nails! thank you!! I thought this was cute so I wrote a story for it. ** Practice on Me New York in August, Bucky thinks, is a special kind of hell. He’s laying on the floor of his apartment with the shades all drawn and a fan blasting directly on him. He’s wearing nothing but his boxers. His entire body is pressed to the cool hardwood of the floor. There’s a cold washcloth over his forehead. An iced water sitting next to him. And yet none of it is making a dent in the heat. It’s thick. It’s awful. It’s like breathing soup. “Definitely hell,” he says to the dark room. “One-hundred percent, Grade A, whole wheat hell.” His phone rings. Bucky cracks an eye open, then gropes around on the floor for it until he can stab at it. “What?” Clint’s voice echoes through the speaker. “Oooh, you sound angry. What’s wrong?” “I’m hot,” Bucky says. “My air conditioning is broke, and the guy can’t fix it until Friday.” “Oh god.” Clint sounds horrified. “That’s the worst thing I’ve heard today.” He pauses, and then says, “Well, second worst. My favorite taco guy was out of the spicy guacamole. I had to settle for regular.” “It must be hard being you,” Bucky says dryly, and Clint laughs. “Anyway. What do you want?” “I was going to ask if I could come over,” Clint says. “But I think now it would be better if you came to my place instead.” Keep reading

feedmecookiesnow: not-the-blue: @fandomforoz art for @letsallsleepoverwork, who came up with the absolutely adorable idea of the hawkeyes...

absolutely: hypothetical-menace: tits-n-trix: Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it how could you leave this in the replies

hypothetical-menace: tits-n-trix: Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it...

absolutely: Absolutely deserved it by esotericspeech MORE MEMES

Absolutely deserved it by esotericspeech MORE MEMES

absolutely: memehumor: Absolutely demonic.

memehumor: Absolutely demonic.

absolutely: note-a-bear: bloom-a-blog: A beaver kit born to parents Walnut and Nutmeg I am absolutely losing my mind at this tiny little hairy man

note-a-bear: bloom-a-blog: A beaver kit born to parents Walnut and Nutmeg I am absolutely losing my mind at this tiny little hairy man

absolutely: dickiesgrayson: red robin burgers, plz dont sue me for using ur twitter. did i do this while i’m cramming a major paper? yes. do i regret it? absolutely. do i still think it’s funny? without a doubt. source: my boi danny gonzales

dickiesgrayson: red robin burgers, plz dont sue me for using ur twitter. did i do this while i’m cramming a major paper? yes. do i regre...

absolutely: keichanz: mmhinman: well.. connecting to the art pieces with Kagome with the sword (like this by another artist) So i did my own version with her having the sword and Inuyasha sticking with just his claws~~ Hope you guys like it^^ @keichanz @dreamer-of-the-wandering-suns @inunanna @purekagome @kuddle-cakes-writes HOLY FUCK ANOTHER ONE TO FEAST MY EYES UPON?!?! Have i mentioned yet that i absolutely adore you @mmhinman??? Kagome looks so badass omg and Inuyasha with his cLAWS OUT HELL YESSSSSS

keichanz: mmhinman: well.. connecting to the art pieces with Kagome with the sword (like this by another artist) So i did my own version...

absolutely: Absolutely spot on

Absolutely spot on

absolutely: the-strongest-decoy: arcticfoxbear: by-grace-of-god: prolifeproliberty: candiikismet: gingersofficial: Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now. If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word. He tells us more… So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons. Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni . Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later. It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles. I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️ Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms. “And my bed?”Yes, and your bed.“And that wall?”Yep.“And the armchair?”Yes, the armchair too.……“And… the book case?”Y— “And my home?”Yep, the whole apartment block.“And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.”Haha, it is.……“But is it made of atoms?”Yep.“And… [best friend]’s home?”Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home. “Is [yet another friend]’s home?” Update from the other night: “Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?”—Yes! Yes it is. I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language. Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?” yep! *runs over to her on the floor**puts face up real close to hers*“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?” @radioactivepeasant @themagdalenwriting @iusedtohaveanaccount “HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

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absolutely: Absolutely demonic.

Absolutely demonic.

absolutely: Absolutely demonic. by Iamexceptional MORE MEMES

Absolutely demonic. by Iamexceptional MORE MEMES

absolutely: !Absolutely

!Absolutely

absolutely: broadwaytheanimatedseries: legalizememes: smallest-feeblest-boggart: the-hittite: sexhaver: sexhaver: silverlightpony: gayestgen: scorch-mechanic: goat-plushie: Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive. The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books. Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore. The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets. Dunno about any subsequent runs. I still think the 5-volume split was the best option. It’s a big damn story. (For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon. No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.) anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons. Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes. it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever This is some dope fandom history and cursed tumblr ancient knowledge all at once

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absolutely: He is Absolutely right by likelylithuanian MORE MEMES

He is Absolutely right by likelylithuanian MORE MEMES

absolutely: aceofsquiddles: All the additions to this are valid except one-time-i-dreamt. That url is absolutely correct, and it’s also the only thing standing between us and pure chaos. The only problem is that none of us bother to read it.

aceofsquiddles: All the additions to this are valid except one-time-i-dreamt. That url is absolutely correct, and it’s also the only th...

absolutely: Absolutely horrifying. #Memes #WTF #Trump

Absolutely horrifying. #Memes #WTF #Trump

absolutely: Absolutely stunning food you’ve brought here today Richard.

Absolutely stunning food you’ve brought here today Richard.

absolutely: It absolutely was

It absolutely was

absolutely: pancoleon: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm Absolutely loving the people in the notes who clearly think this is just a random old lady and not Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany That picture is edited. She’s definitely not playing Wolfenstein.

pancoleon: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm Absolutely loving the people in the notes who clearly think this is just a random old lady and n...

absolutely: She is absolutely gorgeous

She is absolutely gorgeous

absolutely: Based on an absolutely true story

Based on an absolutely true story

absolutely: Before the game SHAQ: Can you give us 50? KOBE: No! Absolutely not. After the game SHAQ to RACHEL NICHOLS: I challenged him to get 50 and the motherf***** got 60." https://t.co/z2yjDV06Jy https://t.co/Zbm3gXniPk

Before the game SHAQ: Can you give us 50? KOBE: No! Absolutely not. After the game SHAQ to RACHEL NICHOLS: I challenged him to get 50 a...

absolutely: He got absolutely humiliated 😭😂 https://t.co/uKTWNminKd

He got absolutely humiliated 😭😂 https://t.co/uKTWNminKd

absolutely: A moment of appreciation for @johnlegend as Jesus absolutely wailing every high note that we OBC devotees demand (GET OUUUUUT!) and still making the role inimitably his own. #easterhymns https://t.co/OIxW5P2XNP

A moment of appreciation for @johnlegend as Jesus absolutely wailing every high note that we OBC devotees demand (GET OUUUUUT!) and still...

absolutely: benevolenterrancy: scene taken about five minutes before all hell breaks loose at the salt and pepper tavern dandelion and yen team up to drive their witcher absolutely bonkers

benevolenterrancy: scene taken about five minutes before all hell breaks loose at the salt and pepper tavern dandelion and yen team up t...

absolutely: ace-spacepup: the-absolute-funniest-posts: From Hark, A Vagrant, and I absolutely love it. This is the funniest thing anyone has ever done regarding The Yellow Wallpaper

ace-spacepup: the-absolute-funniest-posts: From Hark, A Vagrant, and I absolutely love it. This is the funniest thing anyone has ever do...

absolutely: starkswhee: queercyberoceancowgirl: tulparightsactivist: cheshireinthemiddle: joekewlio: systlin: jabberwockypie: kayrowhitesyrup: black-girl-against-feminism: keyhollow: surprisebitch: pancakes are made of eggs omfg Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t. Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables. This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens. It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen. Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it. Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas. Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

$absolutely: starkswhee: queercyberoceancowgirl: tulparightsactivist: cheshireinthemiddle: joekewlio: systlin: jabberwockypie: kayrowhitesyrup: black-girl-against-feminism: keyhollow: surprisebitch: pancakes are made of eggs omfg Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t. Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables. This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens. It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen. Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it. Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas. Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?$

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absolutely: ace-of-squiddles: a-romantic-duck: Deal in absolutes: absolutely no unnecessary outings. …Emperor Quarantine

ace-of-squiddles: a-romantic-duck: Deal in absolutes: absolutely no unnecessary outings. …Emperor Quarantine

absolutely: jooshcraft: ayumi-nemera: bunjywunjy: mockwa: 🐯 🐯 🐯 good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER. The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’) this is all in all an adorable video 10/10 SHUT

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absolutely: pharmdup: enygma0710: lick-the-eyeball: absolutely riveting storyline here folks The one in the middle pulled an OG move and punked the shit out of the other two LOL The one on the right is my favorite because it looks like it’s never had a thought in its life

pharmdup: enygma0710: lick-the-eyeball: absolutely riveting storyline here folks The one in the middle pulled an OG move and punked the...

absolutely: amarretto-cowboy: libertarirynn: zetablarian: amyadoreswords: gaysemiotics: Sure wish I was seeing this one circulating more than the other ones without the information literacy component. So here I am, circulating it. And if you know Hank Green you know he’s definitely a liberal so to see him give CNN a well-deserved dragging is refreshing. CNN is not any less of a joke than Fox News and I’m sick of people pretending like it is just because of their political alignment. There are way too many people who really believe that the mistrust of the media began when the orange goon called them out.The media, especially political media on both sides has been absolute trash for quite some time I absolutely die laughing every time I see an article from a major media outlet that’s like “Trump won’t quit bein’ mean to us 😭😭😭 we are good and right trust us plz uwu” like bitch I haven’t trusted you since long before Trump showed up.

amarretto-cowboy: libertarirynn: zetablarian: amyadoreswords: gaysemiotics: Sure wish I was seeing this one circulating more t...

absolutely: Absolutely stupid by PARILIZEDpArrOT243 MORE MEMES

Absolutely stupid by PARILIZEDpArrOT243 MORE MEMES

absolutely: Absolutely stupid

Absolutely stupid

absolutely: fated-icarus: anachronic-cobra: trashyswitch: gunsmokeandmagic: jackjames-exe: isa-ghost: viostormcaller: heckoffmate: Vocal warmups. SQUIDWARDS AND PLANKTONS SENT ME SQUIDWARDS GHGHJGJHDHJG PATRICKS IS BASICALLY JUST PATRICK AS A CHARACTER OH MY GODS XD NO WAIT YOU GUYS SQUIDWARD LITERALLY FELL OUT OF HIS CHAIR THAT WASN’T JUST AN ANIMATED VISUAL GAG I approve of such chaos… Okay I know Clancy Brown is Mr. Krabs but I wasn’t prepared to hear Mr. Krabs’ voice coming from Clancy Brown I didn’t know what any of the voice actors looked like, and absolutely none of them looked like I expected

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absolutely: I absolutely love this

I absolutely love this

absolutely: wardenmcpherson: sedfierisentio: my new favourite thing is italian regional presidents and mayors absolutely LOSING IT at people violating quarantine. here’s a eng subtitled compilation for y’all. (the president of campania region; the mayor of messina; the mayor of bari; the mayor of gualdo tadino; the mayor of lucera.) “Do you understand that the casket will be closed?! Who the fuck is supposed to even see you?! WITH YOUR HAIR ALL DONE IN THE CASKET??”

wardenmcpherson: sedfierisentio: my new favourite thing is italian regional presidents and mayors absolutely LOSING IT at people violatin...

absolutely: My kid turned 13 today. For the record we are absolutely on quarantine but we had to make the best of it.

My kid turned 13 today. For the record we are absolutely on quarantine but we had to make the best of it.

absolutely: My kid turned 13 today. For the record we are absolutely on quarantine but we had to make the best of it.

My kid turned 13 today. For the record we are absolutely on quarantine but we had to make the best of it.

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