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    accord: nothingbutamother:
dynastylnoire:

ladycedar:

There are a number of students in my GCSE class that have behavioural issues and if they feel uncomfortable they can do anything from storm out of the classroom to throwing chairs and punching their tables. Theyā€™re great kids, they just dont always see the light at the end of the tunnel and when they are in stressful situations they dont know what to do other than lash out sometimes. They are 10 months away from their final exams and the pressure is being mounted on them in every aspect of their school lives.
Last week one of the students saw me making little origami stars. Its something I do when Iā€™m feeling anxious to help me focus on something else. He asked if I could show him how to make them. He had been clenching his fists all lesson, which Iā€™ve noticed is a tell that he is struggling to retain composure. I gave him a strip of paper and talked it through with him. Soon half of the class were asking me to show them. They all picked it up really quickly.
After about five minutes and about 8 stars later, the student sat back down and was in a much calmer and motivated mood for the rest of the lesson. Our next lesson I placed a box of paper strips on my desk and when I saw anyone getting worked up about their work I silently placed a strip in front of them and let them get on with it. The lesson after I was amazed to see that students would go up to the box of their own accord, pick up a few strips and head back to their desks to continue working after calming down.
Yesterday I brought a large jar into the classroom and placed my anxiety stars in there. The boys put their strsss stars in there too. When they fill the jar Iā€™m going to bring sweets into the lesson to celebrate them working hard and working through their problems in a positive manner. I know Iā€™m not the teacher they deserve just yet but I feel like Iā€™ve made a big breakthrough with them.

art therapy is important.

You are exactly the teacher they need. Itā€™s a brilliant idea and im so glad it works for them.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                accord: nothingbutamother:
dynastylnoire:

ladycedar:

There are a number of students in my GCSE class that have behavioural issues and if they feel uncomfortable they can do anything from storm out of the classroom to throwing chairs and punching their tables. Theyā€™re great kids, they just dont always see the light at the end of the tunnel and when they are in stressful situations they dont know what to do other than lash out sometimes. They are 10 months away from their final exams and the pressure is being mounted on them in every aspect of their school lives.
Last week one of the students saw me making little origami stars. Its something I do when Iā€™m feeling anxious to help me focus on something else. He asked if I could show him how to make them. He had been clenching his fists all lesson, which Iā€™ve noticed is a tell that he is struggling to retain composure. I gave him a strip of paper and talked it through with him. Soon half of the class were asking me to show them. They all picked it up really quickly.
After about five minutes and about 8 stars later, the student sat back down and was in a much calmer and motivated mood for the rest of the lesson. Our next lesson I placed a box of paper strips on my desk and when I saw anyone getting worked up about their work I silently placed a strip in front of them and let them get on with it. The lesson after I was amazed to see that students would go up to the box of their own accord, pick up a few strips and head back to their desks to continue working after calming down.
Yesterday I brought a large jar into the classroom and placed my anxiety stars in there. The boys put their strsss stars in there too. When they fill the jar Iā€™m going to bring sweets into the lesson to celebrate them working hard and working through their problems in a positive manner. I know Iā€™m not the teacher they deserve just yet but I feel like Iā€™ve made a big breakthrough with them.

art therapy is important.

You are exactly the teacher they need. Itā€™s a brilliant idea and im so glad it works for them.

                
            

            
            
nothingbutamother:
dynastylnoire:

ladycedar:

There are a number of students in my GCSE class that have behavioural issues and if they f...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    accord: nothingbutamother:
dynastylnoire:

ladycedar:

There are a number of students in my GCSE class that have behavioural issues and if they feel uncomfortable they can do anything from storm out of the classroom to throwing chairs and punching their tables. Theyā€™re great kids, they just dont always see the light at the end of the tunnel and when they are in stressful situations they dont know what to do other than lash out sometimes. They are 10 months away from their final exams and the pressure is being mounted on them in every aspect of their school lives.
Last week one of the students saw me making little origami stars. Its something I do when Iā€™m feeling anxious to help me focus on something else. He asked if I could show him how to make them. He had been clenching his fists all lesson, which Iā€™ve noticed is a tell that he is struggling to retain composure. I gave him a strip of paper and talked it through with him. Soon half of the class were asking me to show them. They all picked it up really quickly.
After about five minutes and about 8 stars later, the student sat back down and was in a much calmer and motivated mood for the rest of the lesson. Our next lesson I placed a box of paper strips on my desk and when I saw anyone getting worked up about their work I silently placed a strip in front of them and let them get on with it. The lesson after I was amazed to see that students would go up to the box of their own accord, pick up a few strips and head back to their desks to continue working after calming down.
Yesterday I brought a large jar into the classroom and placed my anxiety stars in there. The boys put their strsss stars in there too. When they fill the jar Iā€™m going to bring sweets into the lesson to celebrate them working hard and working through their problems in a positive manner. I know Iā€™m not the teacher they deserve just yet but I feel like Iā€™ve made a big breakthrough with them.

art therapy is important.

You are exactly the teacher they need. Itā€™s a brilliant idea and im so glad it works for them.


This is seriously so wonderful. Itā€™s easy to write certain kids off as ā€œbad kidsā€ but itā€™s important to remember that theyā€™re kids. That kid who yells and cusses and throws chairs has absolute turmoil inside their little mind and has no idea how to deal with it. Instead of contributing to the madness, find a way to redirect the frustration. Teach them how to deal with stress in a healthy way. Children. Have. To. Be. Taught.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                accord: nothingbutamother:
dynastylnoire:

ladycedar:

There are a number of students in my GCSE class that have behavioural issues and if they feel uncomfortable they can do anything from storm out of the classroom to throwing chairs and punching their tables. Theyā€™re great kids, they just dont always see the light at the end of the tunnel and when they are in stressful situations they dont know what to do other than lash out sometimes. They are 10 months away from their final exams and the pressure is being mounted on them in every aspect of their school lives.
Last week one of the students saw me making little origami stars. Its something I do when Iā€™m feeling anxious to help me focus on something else. He asked if I could show him how to make them. He had been clenching his fists all lesson, which Iā€™ve noticed is a tell that he is struggling to retain composure. I gave him a strip of paper and talked it through with him. Soon half of the class were asking me to show them. They all picked it up really quickly.
After about five minutes and about 8 stars later, the student sat back down and was in a much calmer and motivated mood for the rest of the lesson. Our next lesson I placed a box of paper strips on my desk and when I saw anyone getting worked up about their work I silently placed a strip in front of them and let them get on with it. The lesson after I was amazed to see that students would go up to the box of their own accord, pick up a few strips and head back to their desks to continue working after calming down.
Yesterday I brought a large jar into the classroom and placed my anxiety stars in there. The boys put their strsss stars in there too. When they fill the jar Iā€™m going to bring sweets into the lesson to celebrate them working hard and working through their problems in a positive manner. I know Iā€™m not the teacher they deserve just yet but I feel like Iā€™ve made a big breakthrough with them.

art therapy is important.

You are exactly the teacher they need. Itā€™s a brilliant idea and im so glad it works for them.


This is seriously so wonderful. Itā€™s easy to write certain kids off as ā€œbad kidsā€ but itā€™s important to remember that theyā€™re kids. That kid who yells and cusses and throws chairs has absolute turmoil inside their little mind and has no idea how to deal with it. Instead of contributing to the madness, find a way to redirect the frustration. Teach them how to deal with stress in a healthy way. Children. Have. To. Be. Taught.
                
            

            
            
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dynastylnoire:

ladycedar:

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    accord: HOW DOMINO'S PIZZA
 TRACKER SAVED A LIFE
 This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the
 Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life
 I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos.
 I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of
 which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last
 relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all
 was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY
 important thing
 ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut.
 I had been having trouble with my now Ex-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't
 go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I'Il just
 break it off
 Wrong
 One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant
 phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was
 going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually
 on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack
 and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after
 a constant bombardment with Domino's WEVE CHANGED OUR SHIT,I
 SWEAR WE RE AWESOME NOW ad campaign, I decided to give it a
 shot
 Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza I built a modest 2 topping
 medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have
 come in the delivery pizza world
 Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that
 would save my neck
 The Pizza Tracker
 Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the
 pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from
 Domino's It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at
 the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza
 ORDER
 MENU
 COUPONS LOCATIONS TRACKER ESPANO
 This is where the night got interesting.
 I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec the other on the pizza
 tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch.
 We had just entered stage 2. Prep.
 KNOCKI KNOCKI KNOCK
 For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast, Iput my order in 10
 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2
 By the end of my thought, the door swung open
 Guess who
 Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do
 some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch
 and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us
 getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker
 Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven)
 She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!GET THAT SHIT IN
 THE OVEN
 l try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE
 FUCK DOWN!!
 She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out
 hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use.
 I decide I need to try and get to my phone. l inconspicuously try to look for
 my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The
 pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully
 blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to
 me
 STAGE 41 BOX
 FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here
 She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact,
 glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away
 Stage 51 DELIVERY Alejandro is delivering your pizza
 GOD SPEED ALEJENDROIII MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON
 THIS
 Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but
 the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just
 makes things worse
 It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time
 She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we
 could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second
 and save the day
 10 more minutes go by
 Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR
 SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to
 her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is
 Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we're still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA
 TRACKER, YOUVE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never
 order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to
 myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again.
 Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain
 the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho
 with the knife and went back to his 98 Honda Accord and called the cops.
 Domino's pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from
 the pizza tracker to the savior tracker
 Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja
 turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didnt panic, and saved my
 ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza
 too.
 THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE
 PIZZA
 MA THEMETAPICTURECOM
srsfunny:

Very Well Done Dominoā€™s Pizza Tracker
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                accord: HOW DOMINO'S PIZZA
 TRACKER SAVED A LIFE
 This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the
 Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life
 I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos.
 I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of
 which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last
 relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all
 was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY
 important thing
 ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut.
 I had been having trouble with my now Ex-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't
 go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I'Il just
 break it off
 Wrong
 One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant
 phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was
 going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually
 on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack
 and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after
 a constant bombardment with Domino's WEVE CHANGED OUR SHIT,I
 SWEAR WE RE AWESOME NOW ad campaign, I decided to give it a
 shot
 Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza I built a modest 2 topping
 medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have
 come in the delivery pizza world
 Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that
 would save my neck
 The Pizza Tracker
 Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the
 pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from
 Domino's It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at
 the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza
 ORDER
 MENU
 COUPONS LOCATIONS TRACKER ESPANO
 This is where the night got interesting.
 I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec the other on the pizza
 tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch.
 We had just entered stage 2. Prep.
 KNOCKI KNOCKI KNOCK
 For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast, Iput my order in 10
 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2
 By the end of my thought, the door swung open
 Guess who
 Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do
 some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch
 and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us
 getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker
 Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven)
 She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!GET THAT SHIT IN
 THE OVEN
 l try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE
 FUCK DOWN!!
 She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out
 hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use.
 I decide I need to try and get to my phone. l inconspicuously try to look for
 my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The
 pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully
 blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to
 me
 STAGE 41 BOX
 FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here
 She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact,
 glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away
 Stage 51 DELIVERY Alejandro is delivering your pizza
 GOD SPEED ALEJENDROIII MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON
 THIS
 Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but
 the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just
 makes things worse
 It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time
 She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we
 could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second
 and save the day
 10 more minutes go by
 Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR
 SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to
 her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is
 Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we're still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA
 TRACKER, YOUVE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never
 order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to
 myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again.
 Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain
 the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho
 with the knife and went back to his 98 Honda Accord and called the cops.
 Domino's pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from
 the pizza tracker to the savior tracker
 Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja
 turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didnt panic, and saved my
 ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza
 too.
 THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE
 PIZZA
 MA THEMETAPICTURECOM
srsfunny:

Very Well Done Dominoā€™s Pizza Tracker
                
            

            
            
srsfunny:

Very Well Done Dominoā€™s Pizza Tracker

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    accord: HOW DOMINO'S PIZZA
 TRACKER SAVED A LIFE
 This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the
 Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life
 I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos.
 I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of
 which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last
 relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all
 was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY
 important thing
 ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut.
 I had been having trouble with my now Ex-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't
 go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I'Il just
 break it off
 Wrong
 One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant
 phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was
 going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually
 on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack
 and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after
 a constant bombardment with Domino's WEVE CHANGED OUR SHIT,I
 SWEAR WE RE AWESOME NOW ad campaign, I decided to give it a
 shot
 Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza I built a modest 2 topping
 medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have
 come in the delivery pizza world
 Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that
 would save my neck
 The Pizza Tracker
 Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the
 pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from
 Domino's It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at
 the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza
 ORDER
 MENU
 COUPONS LOCATIONS TRACKER ESPANO
 This is where the night got interesting.
 I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec the other on the pizza
 tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch.
 We had just entered stage 2. Prep.
 KNOCKI KNOCKI KNOCK
 For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast, Iput my order in 10
 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2
 By the end of my thought, the door swung open
 Guess who
 Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do
 some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch
 and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us
 getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker
 Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven)
 She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!GET THAT SHIT IN
 THE OVEN
 l try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE
 FUCK DOWN!!
 She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out
 hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use.
 I decide I need to try and get to my phone. l inconspicuously try to look for
 my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The
 pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully
 blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to
 me
 STAGE 41 BOX
 FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here
 She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact,
 glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away
 Stage 51 DELIVERY Alejandro is delivering your pizza
 GOD SPEED ALEJENDROIII MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON
 THIS
 Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but
 the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just
 makes things worse
 It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time
 She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we
 could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second
 and save the day
 10 more minutes go by
 Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR
 SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to
 her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is
 Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we're still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA
 TRACKER, YOUVE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never
 order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to
 myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again.
 Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain
 the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho
 with the knife and went back to his 98 Honda Accord and called the cops.
 Domino's pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from
 the pizza tracker to the savior tracker
 Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja
 turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didnt panic, and saved my
 ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza
 too.
 THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE
 PIZZA
 MA THEMETAPICTURECOM
srsfunny:Very Well Done Dominoā€™s Pizza Tracker
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                accord: HOW DOMINO'S PIZZA
 TRACKER SAVED A LIFE
 This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the
 Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life
 I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos.
 I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of
 which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last
 relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all
 was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY
 important thing
 ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut.
 I had been having trouble with my now Ex-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't
 go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I'Il just
 break it off
 Wrong
 One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant
 phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was
 going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually
 on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack
 and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after
 a constant bombardment with Domino's WEVE CHANGED OUR SHIT,I
 SWEAR WE RE AWESOME NOW ad campaign, I decided to give it a
 shot
 Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza I built a modest 2 topping
 medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have
 come in the delivery pizza world
 Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that
 would save my neck
 The Pizza Tracker
 Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the
 pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from
 Domino's It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at
 the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza
 ORDER
 MENU
 COUPONS LOCATIONS TRACKER ESPANO
 This is where the night got interesting.
 I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec the other on the pizza
 tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch.
 We had just entered stage 2. Prep.
 KNOCKI KNOCKI KNOCK
 For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast, Iput my order in 10
 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2
 By the end of my thought, the door swung open
 Guess who
 Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do
 some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch
 and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us
 getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker
 Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven)
 She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!GET THAT SHIT IN
 THE OVEN
 l try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE
 FUCK DOWN!!
 She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out
 hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use.
 I decide I need to try and get to my phone. l inconspicuously try to look for
 my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The
 pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully
 blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to
 me
 STAGE 41 BOX
 FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here
 She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact,
 glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away
 Stage 51 DELIVERY Alejandro is delivering your pizza
 GOD SPEED ALEJENDROIII MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON
 THIS
 Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but
 the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just
 makes things worse
 It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time
 She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we
 could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second
 and save the day
 10 more minutes go by
 Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR
 SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to
 her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is
 Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we're still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA
 TRACKER, YOUVE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never
 order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to
 myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again.
 Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain
 the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho
 with the knife and went back to his 98 Honda Accord and called the cops.
 Domino's pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from
 the pizza tracker to the savior tracker
 Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja
 turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didnt panic, and saved my
 ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza
 too.
 THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE
 PIZZA
 MA THEMETAPICTURECOM
srsfunny:Very Well Done Dominoā€™s Pizza Tracker
                
            

            
            
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    accord: <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175278281854/redbloodedamerica-skepticphantom-chuckmanx" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/175278206032/skepticphantom-chuckmanx-tatertitans" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://skepticphantom.tumblr.com/post/175263174149/chuckmanx-tatertitans-lgbtlaughs-a-bakery" class="tumblr_blog">skepticphantom</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://chuckmanx.tumblr.com/post/166060039899/tatertitans-lgbtlaughs-a-bakery-is-facing" class="tumblr_blog">chuckmanx</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tatertitans.tumblr.com/post/109117721187/lgbtlaughs-a-bakery-is-facing-legal">tatertitans</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lgbtlaughs.tumblr.com/post/109100071760/a-bakery-is-facing-legal-action-because-it-refused">lgbtlaughs</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/22/bakery-accused-of-religious-discrimination-for-refusing-to-write-anti-gay-message-on-cake-5032529/"><strong>A bakery is facing legal actionĀ because it refused to write anti-gay comments on a cake for a customer</strong></a></p>
<p>The customer bringing theĀ claim against Azucar Bakery in Denver, Colorado, saysĀ he was the victim of ā€˜religious discriminationā€™ because they wouldnā€™t adorn cakes with the words ā€˜God hates gaysā€™, and draw a picture of two men holding hands with a red cross above it.</p>
<p>Owner Marjorie SilvaĀ called the requests of Bill Jack ā€˜discriminatory and hatefulā€™ and refused to decorate the cakes, saying: ā€˜We never refuse service.Ā We did feel that it was not right for us to write hateful words or pictures against human beings.ā€™</p>
<p>She did, however, offer to make Mr Jack theĀ cakes and sell him some icing so her could decorate them himself.</p>
<p>Mr Jack was not satisfied with this response, telling a local news stationĀ he was being ā€˜discriminated against by the bakery based on my creedā€™.</p>
<p>He has filed a complaint with the Department of Regulatory Agencies, which have now placed the bakery under investigation, and could refer the complaint to theĀ Colorado Civil Rights Commission if they feel that Mr Jack was being discriminated against.</p>
<p>Mr Jack is the head of the Worldview Academy, an organisation that exists to help people ā€˜think and live in accord with a Biblical worldviewā€™.</p>
<p>Since the incident Ms Silva has received praise and support from people throughout the world who have contacted her via email.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Guys please spread this, I live here and I love this cake shop so much and would hate to see it get closed for something like this. The cakes there are absolutely phenomenal, and they even have gay and lesbian wedding cake toppers, and is the only cake store that has those in all of Denver, Golden, and Lakewood. Please donā€™t let this cake shop close.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Friendly Christian Reminder:<br/></p>
<p>SayingĀ ā€œGod Hatesā€ is a violation of most of the New Testament. See also John 3:16-17, for starters. Numerous mentions ofĀ ā€œGod is loveā€.</p>
<p>Saying that you are without sin is a bold-faced lie; see Psalm 130 and Romans 3:20.</p>
<p>Passing judgement onto another person is a no-no; see Mathew 7:1-5.</p>
<p>Loving thy neighbor is one of the two most important commandments; Mark 12:31.</p>
<p>And that yourĀ ā€˜neighborā€™ isnā€™t always another Christian; see Luke 10:25-37.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>In short, stop using my religion to justify you being an ass-hat, Ass-hat.</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">Guess we come full circle now. <br/></p>
<p>think <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mhaiNKeZ_RViwScgQtvf7CQ">@redbloodedamerica</a> gave a scenario like this as a counter example while back.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>I canā€™t believe this <a href="https://mediaassets.thedenverchannel.com/document/2015/04/23/Jack_Williams_V_Azucar_Bakery_17228465_ver1.0.pdf">actually happened</a>.Ā  This bigot should bake that cake.Ā  How dare she discriminateā€¦</p>
</blockquote>
<p>No, she shouldnā€™t. She should have the right to refuse service. And so should anyone who doesnā€™t want to bake a gay wedding cake. <br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Pretty sure he was being sarcastic.</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                accord: <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175278281854/redbloodedamerica-skepticphantom-chuckmanx" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/175278206032/skepticphantom-chuckmanx-tatertitans" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://skepticphantom.tumblr.com/post/175263174149/chuckmanx-tatertitans-lgbtlaughs-a-bakery" class="tumblr_blog">skepticphantom</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://chuckmanx.tumblr.com/post/166060039899/tatertitans-lgbtlaughs-a-bakery-is-facing" class="tumblr_blog">chuckmanx</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tatertitans.tumblr.com/post/109117721187/lgbtlaughs-a-bakery-is-facing-legal">tatertitans</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lgbtlaughs.tumblr.com/post/109100071760/a-bakery-is-facing-legal-action-because-it-refused">lgbtlaughs</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/22/bakery-accused-of-religious-discrimination-for-refusing-to-write-anti-gay-message-on-cake-5032529/"><strong>A bakery is facing legal actionĀ because it refused to write anti-gay comments on a cake for a customer</strong></a></p>
<p>The customer bringing theĀ claim against Azucar Bakery in Denver, Colorado, saysĀ he was the victim of ā€˜religious discriminationā€™ because they wouldnā€™t adorn cakes with the words ā€˜God hates gaysā€™, and draw a picture of two men holding hands with a red cross above it.</p>
<p>Owner Marjorie SilvaĀ called the requests of Bill Jack ā€˜discriminatory and hatefulā€™ and refused to decorate the cakes, saying: ā€˜We never refuse service.Ā We did feel that it was not right for us to write hateful words or pictures against human beings.ā€™</p>
<p>She did, however, offer to make Mr Jack theĀ cakes and sell him some icing so her could decorate them himself.</p>
<p>Mr Jack was not satisfied with this response, telling a local news stationĀ he was being ā€˜discriminated against by the bakery based on my creedā€™.</p>
<p>He has filed a complaint with the Department of Regulatory Agencies, which have now placed the bakery under investigation, and could refer the complaint to theĀ Colorado Civil Rights Commission if they feel that Mr Jack was being discriminated against.</p>
<p>Mr Jack is the head of the Worldview Academy, an organisation that exists to help people ā€˜think and live in accord with a Biblical worldviewā€™.</p>
<p>Since the incident Ms Silva has received praise and support from people throughout the world who have contacted her via email.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Guys please spread this, I live here and I love this cake shop so much and would hate to see it get closed for something like this. The cakes there are absolutely phenomenal, and they even have gay and lesbian wedding cake toppers, and is the only cake store that has those in all of Denver, Golden, and Lakewood. Please donā€™t let this cake shop close.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Friendly Christian Reminder:<br/></p>
<p>SayingĀ ā€œGod Hatesā€ is a violation of most of the New Testament. See also John 3:16-17, for starters. Numerous mentions ofĀ ā€œGod is loveā€.</p>
<p>Saying that you are without sin is a bold-faced lie; see Psalm 130 and Romans 3:20.</p>
<p>Passing judgement onto another person is a no-no; see Mathew 7:1-5.</p>
<p>Loving thy neighbor is one of the two most important commandments; Mark 12:31.</p>
<p>And that yourĀ ā€˜neighborā€™ isnā€™t always another Christian; see Luke 10:25-37.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>In short, stop using my religion to justify you being an ass-hat, Ass-hat.</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">Guess we come full circle now. <br/></p>
<p>think <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mhaiNKeZ_RViwScgQtvf7CQ">@redbloodedamerica</a> gave a scenario like this as a counter example while back.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>I canā€™t believe this <a href="https://mediaassets.thedenverchannel.com/document/2015/04/23/Jack_Williams_V_Azucar_Bakery_17228465_ver1.0.pdf">actually happened</a>.Ā  This bigot should bake that cake.Ā  How dare she discriminateā€¦</p>
</blockquote>
<p>No, she shouldnā€™t. She should have the right to refuse service. And so should anyone who doesnā€™t want to bake a gay wedding cake. <br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Pretty sure he was being sarcastic.</p>
                
            

            
            
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    accord: chuckmanx:

tatertitans:

lgbtlaughs:

A bakery is facing legal actionĀ because it refused to write anti-gay comments on a cake for a customer
The customer bringing theĀ claim against Azucar Bakery in Denver, Colorado, saysĀ he was the victim of ā€˜religious discriminationā€™ because they wouldnā€™t adorn cakes with the words ā€˜God hates gaysā€™, and draw a picture of two men holding hands with a red cross above it.
Owner Marjorie SilvaĀ called the requests of Bill Jack ā€˜discriminatory and hatefulā€™ and refused to decorate the cakes, saying: ā€˜We never refuse service.Ā We did feel that it was not right for us to write hateful words or pictures against human beings.ā€™
She did, however, offer to make Mr Jack theĀ cakes and sell him some icing so her could decorate them himself.
Mr Jack was not satisfied with this response, telling a local news stationĀ he was being ā€˜discriminated against by the bakery based on my creedā€™.
He has filed a complaint with the Department of Regulatory Agencies, which have now placed the bakery under investigation, and could refer the complaint to theĀ Colorado Civil Rights Commission if they feel that Mr Jack was being discriminated against.
Mr Jack is the head of the Worldview Academy, an organisation that exists to help people ā€˜think and live in accord with a Biblical worldviewā€™.
Since the incident Ms Silva has received praise and support from people throughout the world who have contacted her via email.

Guys please spread this, I live here and I love this cake shop so much and would hate to see it get closed for something like this. The cakes there are absolutely phenomenal, and they even have gay and lesbian wedding cake toppers, and is the only cake store that has those in all of Denver, Golden, and Lakewood. Please donā€™t let this cake shop close.

Friendly Christian Reminder:
SayingĀ ā€œGod Hatesā€ is a violation of most of the New Testament. See also John 3:16-17, for starters. Numerous mentions ofĀ ā€œGod is loveā€.
Saying that you are without sin is a bold-faced lie; see Psalm 130 and Romans 3:20.
Passing judgement onto another person is a no-no; see Mathew 7:1-5.
Loving thy neighbor is one of the two most important commandments; Mark 12:31.
And that yourĀ ā€˜neighborā€™ isnā€™t always another Christian; see Luke 10:25-37.

In short, stop using my religion to justify you being an ass-hat, Ass-hat.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                accord: chuckmanx:

tatertitans:

lgbtlaughs:

A bakery is facing legal actionĀ because it refused to write anti-gay comments on a cake for a customer
The customer bringing theĀ claim against Azucar Bakery in Denver, Colorado, saysĀ he was the victim of ā€˜religious discriminationā€™ because they wouldnā€™t adorn cakes with the words ā€˜God hates gaysā€™, and draw a picture of two men holding hands with a red cross above it.
Owner Marjorie SilvaĀ called the requests of Bill Jack ā€˜discriminatory and hatefulā€™ and refused to decorate the cakes, saying: ā€˜We never refuse service.Ā We did feel that it was not right for us to write hateful words or pictures against human beings.ā€™
She did, however, offer to make Mr Jack theĀ cakes and sell him some icing so her could decorate them himself.
Mr Jack was not satisfied with this response, telling a local news stationĀ he was being ā€˜discriminated against by the bakery based on my creedā€™.
He has filed a complaint with the Department of Regulatory Agencies, which have now placed the bakery under investigation, and could refer the complaint to theĀ Colorado Civil Rights Commission if they feel that Mr Jack was being discriminated against.
Mr Jack is the head of the Worldview Academy, an organisation that exists to help people ā€˜think and live in accord with a Biblical worldviewā€™.
Since the incident Ms Silva has received praise and support from people throughout the world who have contacted her via email.

Guys please spread this, I live here and I love this cake shop so much and would hate to see it get closed for something like this. The cakes there are absolutely phenomenal, and they even have gay and lesbian wedding cake toppers, and is the only cake store that has those in all of Denver, Golden, and Lakewood. Please donā€™t let this cake shop close.

Friendly Christian Reminder:
SayingĀ ā€œGod Hatesā€ is a violation of most of the New Testament. See also John 3:16-17, for starters. Numerous mentions ofĀ ā€œGod is loveā€.
Saying that you are without sin is a bold-faced lie; see Psalm 130 and Romans 3:20.
Passing judgement onto another person is a no-no; see Mathew 7:1-5.
Loving thy neighbor is one of the two most important commandments; Mark 12:31.
And that yourĀ ā€˜neighborā€™ isnā€™t always another Christian; see Luke 10:25-37.

In short, stop using my religion to justify you being an ass-hat, Ass-hat.

                
            

            
            
chuckmanx:

tatertitans:

lgbtlaughs:

A bakery is facing legal actionĀ because it refused to write anti-gay comments on a cake for a cust...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    accord: <p><a href="https://sayori-against-onison.tumblr.com/post/175050227011/sullxo-menalez-questionair-vznx-yasmine" class="tumblr_blog">sayori-against-onison</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://sullxo.tumblr.com/post/174968050336/menalez-questionair-vznx-yasmine-mohammed" class="tumblr_blog">sullxo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://dyke.info.gf/post/174964594184/questionair-vznx-yasmine-mohammed-an" class="tumblr_blog">menalez</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://questionair.tumblr.com/post/171973068719/vznx-yasmine-mohammed-an-ex-muslim-author" class="tumblr_blog">questionair</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://vznx.tumblr.com/post/170532525070/yasmine-mohammed-an-ex-muslim-author-taking-off" class="tumblr_blog">vznx</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="https://twitter.com/ConfessionsExMu/status/959105875171360768">yasmine mohammed, an ex-muslim author, taking off a hijab and burning it on the 1st of february, world hijab day, is a big fucking power move and iā€™m here for it</a></p></blockquote>
<p>I have to disagree with this idea, you do realize not all women are forced to wear a hijab right? This is like sayingĀ ā€œhappy no cross dayā€ orĀ ā€œHappy no pentacle dayā€ its a symbol of their faith in GodĀ and their personalĀ choice to obey what they believe god asked women to do for modesty. While I agree with giving women the choice to do as they please and not be forced to wear it, a show like this mocks women who do it of their own accord for their faith.Ā </p>
</blockquote>

<p>most women are forced rather than choose. some are pressured. sheā€™s one of them. she was forced into a marriage by a member of al qaeda. she wore the hijab from a very young age and as an adult had to wear a niqab. she has every place critiquing the hijab especially when there are countries that jail women for taking it off. donā€™t act as a spokesperson for our struggles when youā€™re not educated on them please. </p>
</blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="195" data-orig-width="348" data-tumblr-attribution="behindthezenes:3rQCD7RGkJGdI_xQ9vMNsA:ZnfjCw2CyfmDq"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/14fe2925c03fd1b5ba833aed1d06e9a8/tumblr_oej8dmjl381rn1olwo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="195" data-orig-width="348"/></figure></blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="777" data-orig-width="583"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6f56f9dd8374f296addd3433f836cfaa/tumblr_inline_pal4qjCjy31tmjyse_500.jpg" data-orig-height="777" data-orig-width="583"/></figure><p>Youā€™re doing great sweety</p>
</blockquote>

<p>ā€œI have to disagree with thisā€</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="350" data-orig-width="440" data-tumblr-attribution="psycho0killer:4FqTFgjmZ0b8sjU0wS0Itg:ZSwWib2VqElTy"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbfe7b8d149e887b71675d2d2832914b/tumblr_p56ia9Jrmo1wlh4xto1_500.gif" data-orig-height="350" data-orig-width="440"/></figure>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                accord: <p><a href="https://sayori-against-onison.tumblr.com/post/175050227011/sullxo-menalez-questionair-vznx-yasmine" class="tumblr_blog">sayori-against-onison</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://sullxo.tumblr.com/post/174968050336/menalez-questionair-vznx-yasmine-mohammed" class="tumblr_blog">sullxo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://dyke.info.gf/post/174964594184/questionair-vznx-yasmine-mohammed-an" class="tumblr_blog">menalez</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://questionair.tumblr.com/post/171973068719/vznx-yasmine-mohammed-an-ex-muslim-author" class="tumblr_blog">questionair</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://vznx.tumblr.com/post/170532525070/yasmine-mohammed-an-ex-muslim-author-taking-off" class="tumblr_blog">vznx</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="https://twitter.com/ConfessionsExMu/status/959105875171360768">yasmine mohammed, an ex-muslim author, taking off a hijab and burning it on the 1st of february, world hijab day, is a big fucking power move and iā€™m here for it</a></p></blockquote>
<p>I have to disagree with this idea, you do realize not all women are forced to wear a hijab right? This is like sayingĀ ā€œhappy no cross dayā€ orĀ ā€œHappy no pentacle dayā€ its a symbol of their faith in GodĀ and their personalĀ choice to obey what they believe god asked women to do for modesty. While I agree with giving women the choice to do as they please and not be forced to wear it, a show like this mocks women who do it of their own accord for their faith.Ā </p>
</blockquote>

<p>most women are forced rather than choose. some are pressured. sheā€™s one of them. she was forced into a marriage by a member of al qaeda. she wore the hijab from a very young age and as an adult had to wear a niqab. she has every place critiquing the hijab especially when there are countries that jail women for taking it off. donā€™t act as a spokesperson for our struggles when youā€™re not educated on them please. </p>
</blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="195" data-orig-width="348" data-tumblr-attribution="behindthezenes:3rQCD7RGkJGdI_xQ9vMNsA:ZnfjCw2CyfmDq"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/14fe2925c03fd1b5ba833aed1d06e9a8/tumblr_oej8dmjl381rn1olwo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="195" data-orig-width="348"/></figure></blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="777" data-orig-width="583"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6f56f9dd8374f296addd3433f836cfaa/tumblr_inline_pal4qjCjy31tmjyse_500.jpg" data-orig-height="777" data-orig-width="583"/></figure><p>Youā€™re doing great sweety</p>
</blockquote>

<p>ā€œI have to disagree with thisā€</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="350" data-orig-width="440" data-tumblr-attribution="psycho0killer:4FqTFgjmZ0b8sjU0wS0Itg:ZSwWib2VqElTy"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbfe7b8d149e887b71675d2d2832914b/tumblr_p56ia9Jrmo1wlh4xto1_500.gif" data-orig-height="350" data-orig-width="440"/></figure>
                
                

                
            

            
            
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    accord: Yuri Doroshenko
 Lyudmila Dubinina
 gor Dyatlov
 Alexander
 Zinaida
 Kolmogorova
 Kolevatov
 Yuri Krivonischenko
 Rustem Slobodin
 Nikolai Thibeaux-
 Semyon Zolotaryov
 Yuri Yudin*
lostcrimeprincess:

The Dyatlov Pass Incident occurred in the Ural mountains of Russia nearly 60 years ago. 9 experienced hikers were found frozen in the snow with unusual injuries and even more unusual circumstances surrounding their deaths.A hiking group from the Ural PolyTechnical institute, lead by Igor Dyatlov, were hiking to Ortem, a category three hiking trip(the most difficult) The trip was no worry to the hikers(originally 8 men and 2 women) as they were all experienced hikers and skiers.Before they set out on what would be the last leg of their journey one of the men, Yuri Yudin, did not feel well and had to leave early. This illness would save his life.The group of 9 set up camp on the base of the mountain called Kholat Syakhl, also known asĀ ā€œDead Mountain) in Mansi. It is unknown why they camped on the slope and not down near the forest where they would have more shelter from the elements.Ā By the next morning all the hikers would be dead. Some of the bodies wuld not be found for 3 months.Here is where their deaths become a mystery. It was determined they froze to death(6) or died of fatal injuries(3) however their bodoes were scattered up to 3000 meters from their tent, which had been cut open from the inside.Ā Yuri Krivonischenko and Yuri Doreschenko were found 2000 meters down the hill huddled together with a dead fire. Branches on the tree they were under were broken up to 5 meters high suggesting one of them climbed up the tree. They were both shoe less and only in their underwear. Between the cedar tree and the camp the bodies of Igor Dyatlov, Ā Zinaida Kolomogorova, and Rustem Slobodin were found in positions suggesting they tried to return to the camp. All of these bodies were found February 26, 1959.It wasnā€™t until May 6 that year that the last four hikers would be found dead under 4 meters of snow in a ravine 2075 meters away from the tent. Lyudmilla Dubinina had been found face down in the ravine missing her tongue, lips, and eyes. She had also sustained a major chest fracture along with Zolotaryov, though neither had bruising on their bodies or soft tissue to suggest anything causing the fracture. 

Thibeaux-Brignolles had also sustained a major skull fracture.

The injuries Thibeaux-Brignolles, Zolotaryov, and Dubinina sustained that lead to their deaths were made with a force as strong as a car crash said Ā Dr. Boris Vozrozhdenny when asked. 

 Ā Those who had died first had relinquished their clothing to the other as 

 Zolotaryov was wearing Dubininaā€™s faux fur coat.The nine hikers were the only people on the mountain that night, they had all died within 6-8 hours of their last meal, and they all left the tent by their own accord. Some hikers camping on a mountain a few kilometers away reported seeing strange orange orbs in the sky that night and the last picture on Krioneschenkoā€™s camera showed some blurry orbs. It was also reported that at the funerals for the hikers their bodies held a deep tan, an almost orange one. Ultimately their death was ruled to be caused by an unknown force and may remain a mystery forever.Ā 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                accord: Yuri Doroshenko
 Lyudmila Dubinina
 gor Dyatlov
 Alexander
 Zinaida
 Kolmogorova
 Kolevatov
 Yuri Krivonischenko
 Rustem Slobodin
 Nikolai Thibeaux-
 Semyon Zolotaryov
 Yuri Yudin*
lostcrimeprincess:

The Dyatlov Pass Incident occurred in the Ural mountains of Russia nearly 60 years ago. 9 experienced hikers were found frozen in the snow with unusual injuries and even more unusual circumstances surrounding their deaths.A hiking group from the Ural PolyTechnical institute, lead by Igor Dyatlov, were hiking to Ortem, a category three hiking trip(the most difficult) The trip was no worry to the hikers(originally 8 men and 2 women) as they were all experienced hikers and skiers.Before they set out on what would be the last leg of their journey one of the men, Yuri Yudin, did not feel well and had to leave early. This illness would save his life.The group of 9 set up camp on the base of the mountain called Kholat Syakhl, also known asĀ ā€œDead Mountain) in Mansi. It is unknown why they camped on the slope and not down near the forest where they would have more shelter from the elements.Ā By the next morning all the hikers would be dead. Some of the bodies wuld not be found for 3 months.Here is where their deaths become a mystery. It was determined they froze to death(6) or died of fatal injuries(3) however their bodoes were scattered up to 3000 meters from their tent, which had been cut open from the inside.Ā Yuri Krivonischenko and Yuri Doreschenko were found 2000 meters down the hill huddled together with a dead fire. Branches on the tree they were under were broken up to 5 meters high suggesting one of them climbed up the tree. They were both shoe less and only in their underwear. Between the cedar tree and the camp the bodies of Igor Dyatlov, Ā Zinaida Kolomogorova, and Rustem Slobodin were found in positions suggesting they tried to return to the camp. All of these bodies were found February 26, 1959.It wasnā€™t until May 6 that year that the last four hikers would be found dead under 4 meters of snow in a ravine 2075 meters away from the tent. Lyudmilla Dubinina had been found face down in the ravine missing her tongue, lips, and eyes. She had also sustained a major chest fracture along with Zolotaryov, though neither had bruising on their bodies or soft tissue to suggest anything causing the fracture. 

Thibeaux-Brignolles had also sustained a major skull fracture.

The injuries Thibeaux-Brignolles, Zolotaryov, and Dubinina sustained that lead to their deaths were made with a force as strong as a car crash said Ā Dr. Boris Vozrozhdenny when asked. 

 Ā Those who had died first had relinquished their clothing to the other as 

 Zolotaryov was wearing Dubininaā€™s faux fur coat.The nine hikers were the only people on the mountain that night, they had all died within 6-8 hours of their last meal, and they all left the tent by their own accord. Some hikers camping on a mountain a few kilometers away reported seeing strange orange orbs in the sky that night and the last picture on Krioneschenkoā€™s camera showed some blurry orbs. It was also reported that at the funerals for the hikers their bodies held a deep tan, an almost orange one. Ultimately their death was ruled to be caused by an unknown force and may remain a mystery forever.Ā 
                
            

            
            
lostcrimeprincess:

The Dyatlov Pass Incident occurred in the Ural mountains of Russia nearly 60 years ago. 9 experienced hikers were fou...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







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womandrogyne:

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Tag urself im ā€œI keep bashing my head on things,ā€ Tom said bashfully


We had to make some of these up for our standardised state testing.


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                accord: 00,
 285
 and
 ed the popula T
 383),
 "I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Tom said dolehtu
 "I dropped the toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen.
 "We don't have a homerun hitter," Tom said ruthlessly
 "I keep shocking myself," said Tom, revolted
 "My steering wheel won't turn," Tom said straightforwardly
 iThat's the last time I pet a lion," Tom said offhandedly
 "I'll dig another ditch around the castle," Tom said remotely
 i "I shouldn't sleep on railroad tracks," said Tom, beside himselfi
 "I've lost a lot of weight," Tom expounded.
 "I keep banging my head on things," Tom said bashfully.
 "I'lI have to telegraph him again," Tom said remorsefully
 ā€œI can't get down from the mountain." Tom alleged.
 "Let's play a C, E, and G," said Tom's band, in accord.
 "You call this a musical?" asked Les miserably
 "I must make the fire hotter!" Tom bellowed.
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mothmanismyuncle:

american-auror-story:

jellyfish-blob:

quiteawfulpretty:

he-wants-the-221d:

sweethoneysempai:


smarsupial:


womandrogyne:

I am so aroused right now


Oh I know some folks who will get this much faster than I did. @misshoneywheeler @aliceofalonso my favorite pundits.


Tag urself im ā€œI keep bashing my head on things,ā€ Tom said bashfully


We had to make some of these up for our standardised state testing.


ā€œYou call this a musical?ā€ Iā€™m SCREAMINF

i was halfway through before i realized these were puns i am so mad


This was fun to read the first time through before you realized anything
It was INCREDIBLE the second time and you realize how blind you were the first time


IM SOBBIN HOLY FUCKIN SHIT
                
            

            
            
mothmanismyuncle:

american-auror-story:

jellyfish-blob:

quiteawfulpretty:

he-wants-the-221d:

sweethoneysempai:


smarsupial:


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