my history teacher is an adult from Poland and I can confirm he looks like this - Max textpost textposts
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Virgins never mate so jokes on y'all @no_chillbruh
THIS IS SO EXCITING followed by sadness 😩💯
TAG a rhino 😂
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"Your wife should be ashamed." And of course...this happened on my birthday.
I used to be able to chug warm brown liquor and put cocaine in my butthole until 7 am then wake up and immediately go do some sweet shit,...
😂😂 I am done! KraksTV
Nobody asked for your opinion, carol @mybestiesays
@rad_milk reaching levels of fuckery we never thought possible
highkey babies and kids love me but it's probably bc I'm also small - Max textpost textposts
This is important https://t.co/t7SzuasSlA
this has become my life https://t.co/uVFc69yhE9
Being an adult is hard.
Gotta get them to start early | 👉 Follow @some_bull_ish for more awesome posts 😄🙌
Life just gets messier :p
Mom printed this out and told me to keep it throughout high school https://t.co/piUE7txfWG
Me: *wears ripped jeans* Any adult: Haha i think you need some new jeans bc yours are ripped Me: https://t.co/yp4WRXOhAI
"You are an adult, you can schedule your own appointments now" Me: https://t.co/DkuLRVWq33
PLOT TWIST https://t.co/TbI4DyaV69
PLOT TWIST https://t.co/sC34aBstuA
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A guy was hitting on me today and asked me out despite us literally having a 2 minute conversation which consisted of 'how old are you ?'...