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Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you at the doctor gettin a physical and he go to grab ya balls bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, itโ€™s the worst. Lemme set the scene for yโ€™all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing football every weekend after school. My team was the Vikings and our quarterback was some ass, so we were a pretty good representation of the NFL team. Anyway I needed to submit a physical before practices began. So my mom swerve up to a doctors to get a physical. Whole time during the car ride Iโ€™m thinking: โ€œWow, some random ass nigga is gon fondle my ballsack.โ€ Luckily and sadly that wasnโ€™t the case. So I get called in to go next and we walk back to the doctors room. The doctor inside the room is a 30 year old white dude so Iโ€™m like, โ€œAy no homo.โ€ โ€œHuh?โ€ He goes. โ€œI just had to say that before we begin.โ€ They do the standard heart beat and ear checks and shit right. Then all of sudden the doctor says, โ€œMom, if youโ€™d like to step out, another doctor will be in to do the rest.โ€ So now Iโ€™m hyperventilating like fucking spongebob cause I thought ol dude was the one who was gon fondle me word to my uncle. But nah that wasnโ€™t the case. So Iโ€™m sitting in the room by myself waiting for this other doctor to come in when the door opens. Ight so when I say this bitch was a pornstar in the making, Iโ€™m not exaggerating ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงข . Her face was a 9 and her body an 11 word to George Bush. And her fucking white coat was open just enough to see her cleavage word to sedimentary rocks. โ€œHi!โ€ she says. โ€œGo ahead and drop your pants for me and we can begin.โ€ So me being me, I drop my pants and stand there in my underwear like a dumbass. She laughs at me and my ears get hot. โ€œThose too.โ€ She said. So slowly I drop my shit right, and now she gets on her knees in front of me. BOYYYYYYYY do you know how difficult it is to make your dick soft again when it hard? So she puts on gloves and grabs my nuts like itโ€™s a fucking bowl of popcorn. โ€œLook right and cough for me.โ€ I tried to cough but I whimpered instead ๐Ÿ’€ i was focusing so hard on NOT being hard. It was like my dick was a metalloid. Anyway she released her grip and I finally started breathing again. I pulled my pants up so fucking fast. Anyway moral of the story is, Naruto is stronger than Goku
Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you at the doctor gettin a
 physical and he go to grab ya balls
bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, itโ€™s the worst. Lemme set the scene for yโ€™all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing football every weekend after school. My team was the Vikings and our quarterback was some ass, so we were a pretty good representation of the NFL team. Anyway I needed to submit a physical before practices began. So my mom swerve up to a doctors to get a physical. Whole time during the car ride Iโ€™m thinking: โ€œWow, some random ass nigga is gon fondle my ballsack.โ€ Luckily and sadly that wasnโ€™t the case. So I get called in to go next and we walk back to the doctors room. The doctor inside the room is a 30 year old white dude so Iโ€™m like, โ€œAy no homo.โ€ โ€œHuh?โ€ He goes. โ€œI just had to say that before we begin.โ€ They do the standard heart beat and ear checks and shit right. Then all of sudden the doctor says, โ€œMom, if youโ€™d like to step out, another doctor will be in to do the rest.โ€ So now Iโ€™m hyperventilating like fucking spongebob cause I thought ol dude was the one who was gon fondle me word to my uncle. But nah that wasnโ€™t the case. So Iโ€™m sitting in the room by myself waiting for this other doctor to come in when the door opens. Ight so when I say this bitch was a pornstar in the making, Iโ€™m not exaggerating ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงข . Her face was a 9 and her body an 11 word to George Bush. And her fucking white coat was open just enough to see her cleavage word to sedimentary rocks. โ€œHi!โ€ she says. โ€œGo ahead and drop your pants for me and we can begin.โ€ So me being me, I drop my pants and stand there in my underwear like a dumbass. She laughs at me and my ears get hot. โ€œThose too.โ€ She said. So slowly I drop my shit right, and now she gets on her knees in front of me. BOYYYYYYYY do you know how difficult it is to make your dick soft again when it hard? So she puts on gloves and grabs my nuts like itโ€™s a fucking bowl of popcorn. โ€œLook right and cough for me.โ€ I tried to cough but I whimpered instead ๐Ÿ’€ i was focusing so hard on NOT being hard. It was like my dick was a metalloid. Anyway she released her grip and I finally started breathing again. I pulled my pants up so fucking fast. Anyway moral of the story is, Naruto is stronger than Goku

bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, itโ€™s the worst. Lemme set the scene for yโ€™all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing f...