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Dubanx -4h
Not a 911 Operator, but I work in EMS billing and
occasionally have to read the written narrative of
ambulance calls. That is, the ambulance crew's
written report about the events of the cal.
The one that sticks out to me most was the time
the ambulance crew responds to a report of a 4
year old that "hit a car" when chasing after a ball
He seems ok when they arrive, but the parents
want the ambulance crew to look him over just to
be safe. So they check for internal bleeding, age
appropriate behavior, no broken bones etc. Every-
thing is looking good so they ask him how he feels
and he says "I'm ok, but my ball has a boo boo!"
So they check the ball for internal bleeding, age
appropriate behavior, no broken bones etc. and
tell the kid "your ball is OK!" before returning to
the ambulance and leaving.
Edit: Forgot the part where they "Released the ball
into the child's custody"
Wholesome ambulance crew
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911 Operators: What was your best &
worst call?
Discussion
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417
Share
Dubanx -4h
Not a 911 Operator, but I work in EMS billing and
occasionally have to read the written narrative of
ambulance calls. That is, the ambulance crew's
written report about the events of the cal.
The one that sticks out to me most was the time
the ambulance crew responds to a report of a 4
year old that "hit a car" when chasing after a ball
He seems ok when they arrive, but the parents
want the ambulance crew to look him over just to
be safe. So they check for internal bleeding, age
appropriate behavior, no broken bones etc. Every-
thing is looking good so they ask him how he feels
and he says "I'm ok, but my ball has a boo boo!"
So they check the ball for internal bleeding, age
appropriate behavior, no broken bones etc. and
tell the kid "your ball is OK!" before returning to
the ambulance and leaving.
Edit: Forgot the part where they "Released the ball
into the child's custody"
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test it out at dinner one night.
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afternoon. The son replies "ljust did some
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then says "Okay, okay. I was at my friends house
watching a movie.
Dad asks "What movie were you watching?" The
son replies Finding Nemo. The robot slaps the
son. He then sais "Okay, okay. We were watching
porn
Dad said "What?! At your age I didn't know what
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watching a movie.
Dad asks "What movie were you watching?" The
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VENERABLE OLD AGE
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MORAL-PHYSICAL WRECK
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BAD LITERATURE
AT 20
AT 20
FLIRTING & COQUETTERY
VIRTUE &DEVOTION
AT 26
A LOVING MOTHER
AT 26
FAST LIFE&DISSIPATION
AT 40
AN OUTCAST
AT 60
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AT 15
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UMPURITY &r DISSIPATION
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AT 60
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Just saw two teenage boys in school
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