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Memes, πŸ€–, and Shell: when u find a dog at the party @DrSmashlove how s it goin d o w ere are Say Bruh shout to u ladies that's the mother goose of your squad, u know who the fuck yall are. U make the plan. Start the group chat. Keep the plan on track. Got all your friends' birthdays mapped so y'all can all go out for sushi at Sunda and split the tab except for the birthday girl and then go to the Hange Uppe for some drunk dancing so y'all can Snapchat the festivities until 2 am when Mandy the birthday girl is wearing the University of Wisconsin Badgers cap of a total stranger so u take a pic with the overtext "OMG MANDY IS SCHWASTY LOL" and then the next afternoon Mandy posts a heartfelt Facebook post about Samantha the mother goose who orchestrated another ameeeeezing birthday. Now what's crazy is that Mandy's sloppy ass gon get married before u, mother goose. And even Mandy won't believe it. She'll be at the wedding like "And to Samantha - the fucking BEST FRIEND EVER" (everyone applauds the best friend ever and nods in agreement) "I DON'T KNOW HOW MY ASS ENDED UP IN A WEDDING DRESS BUT YOU'RE FUCKING NEXT BABE WOOOO!!!!" Samantha - mother goose - I hate to tell u - u ain't next πŸ˜‚. U gon be last. As fuck. Because that's how the world works! Shit don't happen on your timeline, mother goose. Even tho u the most motherly, wifely woman in the squad, your time ain't come yet. Same way people don't get pregnant when they wanna get pregnant. Like they timing the ovulation and taking they temperature and having intense pregnancy sex every other day and fly to Italy to get all romantic and they like "let's do this, baby! let's make a baby!" And they try for years. But Julio pounding Consuela in the back of a 2003 Lincoln Town Car limo whilst wearing a tuxedo with black Jordan's? Oh they gon have twins in nine months. Marco and Adriano. And they gon be wearing matching baby Jordan's. Because the blessings come down when u ain't expecting. U feel me? There there, mother goose. Your Prince Charming is on the way, jus wait on it! More life more blessings more twins more babies more success in 2017 ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Say Bruh shout to u ladies that's the mother goose of your squad, u know who the fuck yall are. U make the plan. Start the group chat. Keep the plan on track. Got all your friends' birthdays mapped so y'all can all go out for sushi at Sunda and split the tab except for the birthday girl and then go to the Hange Uppe for some drunk dancing so y'all can Snapchat the festivities until 2 am when Mandy the birthday girl is wearing the University of Wisconsin Badgers cap of a total stranger so u take a pic with the overtext "OMG MANDY IS SCHWASTY LOL" and then the next afternoon Mandy posts a heartfelt Facebook post about Samantha the mother goose who orchestrated another ameeeeezing birthday. Now what's crazy is that Mandy's sloppy ass gon get married before u, mother goose. And even Mandy won't believe it. She'll be at the wedding like "And to Samantha - the fucking BEST FRIEND EVER" (everyone applauds the best friend ever and nods in agreement) "I DON'T KNOW HOW MY ASS ENDED UP IN A WEDDING DRESS BUT YOU'RE FUCKING NEXT BABE WOOOO!!!!" Samantha - mother goose - I hate to tell u - u ain't next πŸ˜‚. U gon be last. As fuck. Because that's how the world works! Shit don't happen on your timeline, mother goose. Even tho u the most motherly, wifely woman in the squad, your time ain't come yet. Same way people don't get pregnant when they wanna get pregnant. Like they timing the ovulation and taking they temperature and having intense pregnancy sex every other day and fly to Italy to get all romantic and they like "let's do this, baby! let's make a baby!" And they try for years. But Julio pounding Consuela in the back of a 2003 Lincoln Town Car limo whilst wearing a tuxedo with black Jordan's? Oh they gon have twins in nine months. Marco and Adriano. And they gon be wearing matching baby Jordan's. Because the blessings come down when u ain't expecting. U feel me? There there, mother goose. Your Prince Charming is on the way, jus wait on it! More life more blessings more twins more babies more success in 2017 ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Say Bruh shout to u ladies that's the mother goose of your squad, u know who the fuck yall are. U make the plan. Start the group chat. Keep ...

Memes, πŸ€–, and Storm: OD'S I know it's late... but this is for somebody!! This is for all of you laying in your bed right now being sad.... afraid, overwhelmed!! Insomnia is a frequent uninvited guest in your home. God is waiting on you to open your mouth and begin to change your prayer from begging to prophesying to yourself. He already knows what you are going through, but He can't do a thing with all those FEAR based prayers... He needs you to find your muster seed of faith. God's got you, and everything you are going through, is on assignment. Look for the lessons and get the blessings! You're coming out of this.... I promise! God is going to get you through this storm just like He's gotten you through all the others! This time you're coming out different, more wise, more loving, more selfless, more grateful!! This storm is going to be priceless to your destiny... you'll see! It's game changing status for you! I love you and I'm up praying over you, right now! You and God got this! Phil 4:13 says, you can do ALL things through Christ who strengthens you. You got Christ that's all you need! I want to leave you with this... if you have a pulse... God still has a plan.. you're reading this.. which means... you still have a pulse which means YOU HAVE A PLAN.. you ain't seen NOTHING YET! Your best is yet to come!!! Instead of crying.. I dare you to get up and just shout around your room!!! wontHedoit! realtalkkim realtalkkim HeHasntForgottenYou HeLovesYou YouMatter
Memes, πŸ€–, and Storm: OD'S
I know it's late... but this is for somebody!! This is for all of you laying in your bed right now being sad.... afraid, overwhelmed!! Insomnia is a frequent uninvited guest in your home. God is waiting on you to open your mouth and begin to change your prayer from begging to prophesying to yourself. He already knows what you are going through, but He can't do a thing with all those FEAR based prayers... He needs you to find your muster seed of faith. God's got you, and everything you are going through, is on assignment. Look for the lessons and get the blessings! You're coming out of this.... I promise! God is going to get you through this storm just like He's gotten you through all the others! This time you're coming out different, more wise, more loving, more selfless, more grateful!! This storm is going to be priceless to your destiny... you'll see! It's game changing status for you! I love you and I'm up praying over you, right now! You and God got this! Phil 4:13 says, you can do ALL things through Christ who strengthens you. You got Christ that's all you need! I want to leave you with this... if you have a pulse... God still has a plan.. you're reading this.. which means... you still have a pulse which means YOU HAVE A PLAN.. you ain't seen NOTHING YET! Your best is yet to come!!! Instead of crying.. I dare you to get up and just shout around your room!!! wontHedoit! realtalkkim realtalkkim HeHasntForgottenYou HeLovesYou YouMatter

I know it's late... but this is for somebody!! This is for all of you laying in your bed right now being sad.... afraid, overwhelmed!! Insom...