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air horn: Anonymous 745707443 3 hr ago.* >be me >be 14 recently started highschool make enemies as easily as I make friends some midget child takes a particular disliking to me >turns out he's a Jew muh germanic heritage >anyways.txt >never owned an umbrella before >have always used father's or brother's >rains torrentially after school, drenching me >take personal offence to this and proceed to find the cheapest umbrella out there >still own the umbrella to this day >half a dollar and isn't too shabby >has some fake wood handle which looks 262.0 kB PNG nice despite its fakeness and it's very compact-one of those flimsy retractable ones >it deploys by powerful internal spring operation >sidetracked_again.autism >buy it >turn up to school the next day short Juden is acting like he owns the place >I happen to be within range >pulls out his slingshot and by chance hits me in the head with a small steel bb >he is amused >be not amused >later that day in gym class or whatever you want to call it >sitting on sideline of football match waiting to play when ball flies through the air at mach 0.86 and is going to hit some anon in the face >the power of the umbrella enhances my reflexes and I catch the ball on the collapsed canopy of the retracted umbrella, decelerating it to a stop and balancing it on the side like a ball on a bat >silence as people try to figure out what just happened wtf.umbrella >anon and I become friends he is half Japanese >go to changing room and the Juden is noisily shit talking other Jew tells him to stfu >Juden dismisses it and decides to start mocking my new friend's eyes >axis powers intensify >jump up onto one of the benches with umbrella in hand, challenging Juden to a duel >_have_the_high_ground.fag >makes the mistake of saying I lost the war >Deutschland, Deutschland über alles point umbrella at his face and press the release button >the umbrella impacts the centre of his melon and he is stunned, stumbling backwards into the concrete wall >the umbrella is now infamous >no further confrontation with Juden for a long time >fat English friend of mine sits on the umbrella inadvertently >it is destroyed >there is widespread disappointment at the news of its demise >return home assess the damage and considering how much I enjoy fixing things accept the challenge >rule one: can only use parts which come off the umbrella to repair it and one type of glue >rule two: no special tools- a hammer and pliers only >rule three: must be repaired of damage by the following day it was incurred >tricky fix and some features were sacrificed but I arrive at school the next day triumphantly next day umbrella meme intensifies >umbrella is found by many students to be amusing >umbrella is snatched from my grasp and used to beat someone over the head >umbrella is destroyed in the process >news of its second demise circulates >kid who got hit complains to the powers that be >foreshadow-tron fires up in the background school assembly next day umbrellas now require a permit to say that they are safely designed and cannot be used as weapons or will be confiscated >George Orwell coughs loudly in the back row >l obtain my umbrella permit and it is registered in the school's health and safety database >fast forward four days >an unsolicited game of capture the umbrella breaks out and the handle comes off among other things >obviously has been trodden on >quickly gather the pieces to conceal the damage as I risk having my umbrella permit voided >perform crude surgery on the umbrella for which I am starting to become a bit senti mental >turn up next day with umbrella >no longer extends properly and a locking pin is needed to secure it in the deployed position but still works >umbrella has become legendary and students ask if they can hold it >almost all of the teachers have no idea what is going on and those who do are believers in the umbrella's power >fast forward two days Sumbrella is the victim of a hit and run attack >four seniors ambush me and take the umbrella news gets out and an all out banzai charge takes place with half the junior school hunting down the four seniors that took it >the operation was a failure >one week later the umbrella is found in a roadside drain >next day >anon student kneels before me and returns the umbrella ceremoniously >he is rewarded for his diligence and honesty in slushie format umbrella is critically damaged and the fabric canopy has almost completely come off but I manage to repair it >umbrella is now barely functional but still it continues to prove undefeatable and my umbrella permit is still valid >two minor inversions due to wind take place over the next week and then the approaching summer no longer necessitates the presence of the umbrella >decide to leave it at home for the duration of the summer for the sake of preservation despite many disciples of the umbrella trying to convince me otherwise >fast forward four months >a freak rainstorm sparks fake news coming >the hype dies down after another two months but a buzz slowly builds as the dry season draws to a close winteriscoming.cringe prophesy the return of the umbrella after the school holidays cult grows over the two week break copycat umbrellas appear with others attempting to capture some of my umbrella's followers but my umbrella proves to be truly unique and they uphold the ways of the one and only true umbrella >"thou shall have no other umbrellas before me" of the umbrella's second one week into the semester >my nemesis tries messing with me again as he has grown resentful >tries to get the school's history club which is basically the Soviet Union club to beat the shit out of me >they impolitely decline >tries to get his older brother to beat the shit out of me on the football pitch during lunchtime in broad view of several teachers he impolitely accepts >people notice the scenario and begin watching >he is the least coordinated person I have ever seen swings wildly at me and I don't even need to duck >everyone is now watching intently >two female teachers are frantically trying to arrive at the epicentre to break up the fight, one of them almost passing out from the exertion of a light jog >one male teacher is seen laughing his arse off as soon as the lunatic swings >swift strike to the side of his head with the umbrella which had slowly become lighter and more agile >he slips in the mud, surprised at the speed of the umbrella >laugh_track.wav about to be suspended for using a weapon despite it being in self defence >have idea >pull out tattered umbrella permit and verify that it was deemed safe for the school and did not count as a weapon charges dropped and parents were told about the incident but no punishment was issued >Juden brother claimed he was just playing around and that it was a misunderstanding, thus avoiding his own punishment >umbrella is now a mainstream meme in school and is almost confiscated on numerous occasions >teachers are beginning to realise the power of the umbrella and many seek to harness it >half Japanese friend now uses the umbrella for shading himself from the sun when l need someone else to carry it >teachers can do nothing to take it from him as it is used for his health and safety >fast forward four weeks >waiting for bus >a challenger appears >Juden-child deftly relieves me of the umbrella >audible titanic theme >a bus is pulling away from the stop, some of the students on it seeing the traumatic event unfolding while the crowd at the stop looks on in shock >Juden-child thrusts the umbrella beneath the rear tyres of the bus and there is a sickening crunch >he quickly gets into his getaway vehicle before chaos ensues, obviously having thoroughly planned the operation beforehand >there is great sorrow and mourners are gathering at the carcass like respectful vultures >Juden-child has triumphed >feels bad man crowd parts to allow clear access >the damage is catastrophic >it has become two dimensional >metal struts all squashed and shards of fake wood handle everywhere >gather as much of its remains as possible umbrella permit has definitely expired now >get home >1986 MacGyver theme plays at full volume in my head for seven hours straight >next day >enter the school gates solemn >umbrella is not seen on me and word quickly spreads confirming the worst >in school assembly >umbrellas are now banned due to a health and safety "incident" and a strict raincoat only policy is enforced with a one day grace period to buy a raincoat >George Orwell blasts air horn from back row, screeching in newspeak >must choose the perfect time students leaving the assembly hall in a miserable state with me leading the parade >quickly whip out the umbrella which I have been concealing inside my jacket for the past four hours >raise it up above my head for all to see >there is a collective scree from several hundred teenagers >many are in disbelief >it was missing half of its parts with around a third of the supporting arms and could no longer extend forwards at all but it could open, close and keep me somewhat dry and it was good enough for the masses >there was still hope fearing confiscation, the umbrella is not seen again for some time parent of a really obese kid writes to the school complaining that no raincoats were large enough for the child >said child "could no longer wear a tarpaulin in the event of rain as it was too embarrassing" >get contacted by the school dean to dispose of the umbrella under their supervision and to get a new one >agree >umbrellas are unbanned and George Orwell chills out for a second, wiping the froth from his mouth >decide to form a secret society and inform them on the matter under extreme secrecy >despite this, the KGB somehow finds out the details >of_course.pdf >dispose of the umbrella under the supervision of the dean after school >heavy handedly place it into the dumpster and the dean closes it up, imagining this is the end of the ordeal >some legend wearing a ski mask is sitting in the dumpster waiting for it and after around half a minute some rummaging is heard inside >tfw they must have placed an operative in every single dumpster to ensure they captured the umbrella >lid flings open with a tremendous crash and the dean whirls around to see a kid in a mask clutching the umbrella, running away and screaming "for the motherland!" trailing the flag of the USSR >dean becomes the human manifestation of anger >error 404 >culprit not found >peace treaty is signed with the commies and the umbrella is gifted to the newly formed secret umbrella society but it's location is only ever known by two people at any given time >the KGB proves very good at making sure nobody knows where it is, as soon I only see it for routine maintenance >it occasionally makes an appearance during lunchtime which always causes a commotion >fast forward one year >KGB has devised special procedures to ensure the protection of the umbrella >umbrella must be exchanged for a special fifty cent coin every time it changes hands as a gesture of purchase for its original price >the fifty cent coin is marked and is circulated to the next operative that is chosen to keep the umbrella >umbrella is black umbrella is codenamed "Fifty Cent" >the teachers are kept highly confused due to our underground networks of fake news sources which make identifying any suspect a nightmare questioned repeatedly on its location but I give them nothing, saying I don't know where it is and that I haven't seen it since it was stolen >questioned on the secret umbrella society >imply that the notion of an underground network of students trying to conceal the location of a mangled umbrella because it's a meme and borderline cult is ridiculous while appreciating the irony >fast forward a few weeks >umbrella is returned to me for maintenance by one assigned KGB contacts umbrella is seen in my possession by some CIA pig working for the teachers of my umbrella is confiscated from me after dean shows up and gives me a lecture on discipline and honesty >there is a purge in the secret society after two double agents are exposed >KGB makes life difficult for them >some assignments are "misplaced" and they lose friends >they move schools >lone wolf gets into trouble and reports to the KGB that the umbrella has been broken in two and is in the dean's office bin >KGB anon chick is on office notice runner duty >KGB anon chick waits for planned diversion >dean is outside of their office, attending to a "scuffle" between KGB operatives >umbrella is recovered just before the janitor empties the bin >KGB anons commended for their impeccable and professional planning >small offcuts of the fabric canopy which were removed during maintenance are awarded to them as patches umbrella is returned to me to be repaired >fast forward two days news of the umbrella's confiscation and demise is confirmed smugly by the dean in school assembly umbrella reappears in the school cafeteria during lunch break >his_face_when.wat >last weeks of winter and weather seems to be almost clear umbrella has been broken many more times in transit between operatives but I have fixed it each time >it is in my possession on the eleventh of August >it would be the darkest day in the history of the school >8/11 >light drizzle begins while on the bus home from school >think nothing of it >get off the bus >hail begins >little marbles hitting my head so I pull out the umbrella >this is the first known time it has been used to shield someone from the weather in months >still works >feels good man >tragedy strikes >marbles begin to increase in size >hailstone the size of a tennis ball impacts the top of the metal shaft and the ball of ice shatters along with the entire umbrella >wrist hurts like fuck >some of the ice has gone down the back of my jacket >feels disgruntled man >then it hits me like the hailstone should have >that moment when you realise that by sacrificing itself, the umbrella saved your life >damage is so severe that the umbrella is now unrecognisable as having been an umbrella when the only thing that could possibly kill the umbrella after surviving years of abuse is the very thing it's designed to be able to handle >the weather >irony.wtf >reports of the final demise of the umbrella are slow to filter into the student consciousness confirm that the umbrella had been destroyed in saving me from almost certain death >teachers all smug dean is smug >the society is in ruins >someone tries to make a new umbrella by breaking one slightly and doing a real shit job of fixing it >it's not the same and nobody follows >school morale is at an all time low wailing and gnashing of teeth >eventually school life begins to move on but there is still a void which could only have been filled by the umbrella >former society members and the KGB threaten to leak each other's identities as the treaty collapses into a war of mutually assured detentions >fast forward a lot to my last couple of weeks of high school >find the mangled remains of what once was the umbrella down the side of my bed >get chills >maniacal_grin.kek >fast forward one week >last week of high school >the secret umbrella society is brought back together and the peace treaty with the commies is reinstated worked harder on rebuilding the umbrella than I did on any of my subjects that year >last day worth it walk into final assembly very late through double doors at the back of the hall with the umbrella open over my head >it's stitched together and comprised of approximately 30% of the materials it was made from and it is only semi-waterproof but it still works >and it was back >loudly hum some rap music from early 2000s >everyone hears and turns around >looks of disbelief >lolwut.ayylmao >the look on Juden-manlet's face >the look on the dean's face >the look on my face >the final triumph >the umbrella is given a name on that last day >it is the genuine umbrella >it is an anorexic umbrella >it is almost a sun umbrella >it is the real slim shady >guess who's back >back again shady's back >tell a friend >... Thought you should read this old (long but worth it) umbrella story.
air horn: Anonymous 745707443
 3 hr ago.*
 >be me
 >be 14
 recently started highschool
 make enemies as easily as I make friends
 some midget child takes a particular
 disliking to me
 >turns out he's a Jew
 muh germanic heritage
 >anyways.txt
 >never owned an umbrella before
 >have always used father's or brother's
 >rains torrentially after school, drenching me
 >take personal offence to this and proceed to
 find the cheapest umbrella out there
 >still own the umbrella to this day
 >half a dollar and isn't too shabby
 >has some fake wood handle which looks
 262.0 kB PNG
 nice despite its fakeness and it's very
 compact-one of those flimsy retractable
 ones
 >it deploys by powerful internal spring
 operation
 >sidetracked_again.autism
 >buy it
 >turn up to school the next day
 short Juden is acting like he owns the place
 >I happen to be within range
 >pulls out his slingshot and by chance hits me
 in the head with a small steel bb
 >he is amused
 >be not amused
 >later that day in gym class or whatever you
 want to call it
 >sitting on sideline of football match waiting
 to play when ball flies through the air at mach
 0.86 and is going to hit some anon in the face
 >the power of the umbrella enhances my
 reflexes and I catch the ball on the collapsed
 canopy of the retracted umbrella, decelerating
 it to a stop and balancing it on the side like a
 ball on a bat
 >silence as people try to figure out what just
 happened
 wtf.umbrella
 >anon and I become friends
 he is half Japanese
 >go to changing room and the Juden is noisily
 shit talking
 other Jew tells him to stfu
 >Juden dismisses it and decides to start
 mocking my new friend's eyes
 >axis powers intensify
 >jump up onto one of the benches with
 umbrella in hand, challenging Juden to a duel
 >_have_the_high_ground.fag
 >makes the mistake of saying I lost the war
 >Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
 point umbrella at his face and press the
 release button
 >the umbrella impacts the centre of his melon
 and he is stunned, stumbling backwards into
 the concrete wall
 >the umbrella is now infamous
 >no further confrontation with Juden for a long time
 >fat English friend of mine sits on the umbrella inadvertently
 >it is destroyed
 >there is widespread disappointment at the news of its
 demise
 >return home
 assess the damage and considering how much I enjoy fixing
 things accept the challenge
 >rule one: can only use parts which come off the umbrella to
 repair it and one type of glue
 >rule two: no special tools- a hammer and pliers only
 >rule three: must be repaired of damage by the following day
 it was incurred
 >tricky fix and some features were sacrificed but I arrive at
 school the next day triumphantly
 next day
 umbrella meme intensifies
 >umbrella is found by many students to be amusing
 >umbrella is snatched from my grasp and used to beat
 someone over the head
 >umbrella is destroyed in the process
 >news of its second demise circulates
 >kid who got hit complains to the powers that be
 >foreshadow-tron fires up in the background
 school assembly next day
 umbrellas now require a permit to say that they are
 safely designed and cannot be used as weapons or will be
 confiscated
 >George Orwell coughs loudly in the back row
 >l obtain my umbrella permit and it is registered in the
 school's health and safety database
 >fast forward four days
 >an unsolicited game of capture the umbrella breaks out and
 the handle comes off among other things
 >obviously has been trodden on
 >quickly gather the pieces to conceal the damage as I risk
 having my umbrella permit voided
 >perform crude surgery on the umbrella for which I am
 starting to become a bit senti mental
 >turn up next day with umbrella
 >no longer extends properly and a locking pin is needed to
 secure it in the deployed position but still works
 >umbrella has become legendary and students ask if they
 can hold it
 >almost all of the teachers have no idea what is going on and
 those who do are believers in the umbrella's power
 >fast forward two days
 Sumbrella is the victim of a hit and run attack
 >four seniors ambush me and take the umbrella
 news gets out and an all out banzai charge takes place with
 half the junior school hunting down the four seniors that took
 it
 >the operation was a failure
 >one week later the umbrella is found in a roadside drain
 >next day
 >anon student kneels before me and returns the umbrella
 ceremoniously
 >he is rewarded for his diligence and honesty in slushie
 format
 umbrella is critically damaged and the fabric canopy has
 almost completely come off but I manage to repair it
 >umbrella is now barely functional but still it continues to
 prove undefeatable and my umbrella permit is still valid
 >two minor inversions due to wind take place over the
 next week and then the approaching summer no longer
 necessitates the presence of the umbrella
 >decide to leave it at home for the duration of the summer
 for the sake of preservation despite many disciples of the
 umbrella trying to convince me otherwise
 >fast forward four months
 >a freak rainstorm sparks fake news
 coming
 >the hype dies down after another two months but a buzz
 slowly builds as the dry season draws to a close
 winteriscoming.cringe
 prophesy the return of the umbrella after the school holidays
 cult grows over the two week break
 copycat umbrellas appear with others attempting to capture
 some of my umbrella's followers but my umbrella proves to
 be truly unique and they uphold the ways of the one and only
 true umbrella
 >"thou shall have no other umbrellas before me"
 of the umbrella's second
 one week into the semester
 >my nemesis tries messing with me again as he has grown
 resentful
 >tries to get the school's history club which is basically the
 Soviet Union club to beat the shit out of me
 >they impolitely decline
 >tries to get his older brother to beat the shit out of me on
 the football pitch during lunchtime in broad view of several
 teachers
 he impolitely accepts
 >people notice the scenario and begin watching
 >he is the least coordinated person I have ever seen
 swings wildly at me and I don't even need to duck
 >everyone is now watching intently
 >two female teachers are frantically trying to arrive at the
 epicentre to break up the fight, one of them almost passing
 out from the exertion of a light jog
 >one male teacher is seen laughing his arse off as soon as
 the lunatic swings
 >swift strike to the side of his head with the umbrella which
 had slowly become lighter and more agile
 >he slips in the mud, surprised at the speed of the umbrella
 >laugh_track.wav
 about to be suspended for using a weapon despite it being
 in self defence
 >have idea
 >pull out tattered umbrella permit and verify that it was
 deemed safe for the school and did not count as a weapon
 charges dropped and parents were told about the incident
 but no punishment was issued
 >Juden brother claimed he was just playing around and that it
 was a misunderstanding, thus avoiding his own punishment
 >umbrella is now a mainstream meme in school and is
 almost confiscated on numerous occasions
 >teachers are beginning to realise the power of the umbrella
 and many seek to harness it
 >half Japanese friend now uses the umbrella for shading
 himself from the sun when l need someone else to carry it
 >teachers can do nothing to take it from him as it is used for
 his health and safety
 >fast forward four weeks
 >waiting for bus
 >a challenger appears
 >Juden-child deftly relieves me of the umbrella
 >audible titanic theme
 >a bus is pulling away from the stop, some of the students on
 it seeing the traumatic event unfolding while the crowd at the
 stop looks on in shock
 >Juden-child thrusts the umbrella beneath the rear tyres of
 the bus and there is a sickening crunch
 >he quickly gets into his getaway vehicle before chaos
 ensues, obviously having thoroughly planned the operation
 beforehand
 >there is great sorrow and mourners are gathering at the
 carcass like respectful vultures
 >Juden-child has triumphed
 >feels bad man
 crowd parts to allow clear access
 >the damage is catastrophic
 >it has become two dimensional
 >metal struts all squashed and shards of fake wood handle
 everywhere
 >gather as much of its remains as possible
 umbrella permit has definitely expired now
 >get home
 >1986 MacGyver theme plays at full volume in my head for
 seven hours straight
 >next day
 >enter the school gates solemn
 >umbrella is not seen on me and word quickly spreads
 confirming the worst
 >in school assembly
 >umbrellas are now banned due to a health and safety
 "incident" and a strict raincoat only policy is enforced with a
 one day grace period to buy a raincoat
 >George Orwell blasts air horn from back row, screeching in
 newspeak
 >must choose the perfect time
 students leaving the assembly hall in a miserable state with
 me leading the parade
 >quickly whip out the umbrella which I have been concealing
 inside my jacket for the past four hours
 >raise it up above my head for all to see
 >there is a collective scree from several hundred teenagers
 >many are in disbelief
 >it was missing half of its parts with around a third of the
 supporting arms and could no longer extend forwards at all
 but it could open, close and keep me somewhat dry and it
 was good enough for the masses
 >there was still hope
 fearing confiscation, the umbrella is not seen again for
 some time
 parent of a really obese kid writes to the school complaining
 that no raincoats were large enough for the child
 >said child "could no longer wear a tarpaulin in the event of
 rain as it was too embarrassing"
 >get contacted by the school dean to dispose of the umbrella
 under their supervision and to get a new one
 >agree
 >umbrellas are unbanned and George Orwell chills out for a
 second, wiping the froth from his mouth
 >decide to form a secret society and inform them on the
 matter under extreme secrecy
 >despite this, the KGB somehow finds out the details
 >of_course.pdf
 >dispose of the umbrella under the supervision of the dean
 after school
 >heavy handedly place it into the dumpster and the dean
 closes it up, imagining this is the end of the ordeal
 >some legend wearing a ski mask is sitting in the dumpster
 waiting for it and after around half a minute some rummaging
 is heard inside
 >tfw they must have placed an operative in every single
 dumpster to ensure they captured the umbrella
 >lid flings open with a tremendous crash and the dean whirls
 around to see a kid in a mask clutching the umbrella, running
 away and screaming "for the motherland!" trailing the flag of
 the USSR
 >dean becomes the human manifestation of anger
 >error 404
 >culprit not found
 >peace treaty is signed with the commies and the umbrella
 is gifted to the newly formed secret umbrella society but it's
 location is only ever known by two people at any given time
 >the KGB proves very good at making sure nobody knows
 where it is, as soon I only see it for routine maintenance
 >it occasionally makes an appearance during lunchtime
 which always causes a commotion
 >fast forward one year
 >KGB has devised special procedures to ensure the
 protection of the umbrella
 >umbrella must be exchanged for a special fifty cent coin
 every time it changes hands as a gesture of purchase for its
 original price
 >the fifty cent coin is marked and is circulated to the next
 operative that is chosen to keep the umbrella
 >umbrella is black
 umbrella is codenamed "Fifty Cent"
 >the teachers are kept highly confused due to our
 underground networks of fake news sources which make
 identifying any suspect a nightmare
 questioned repeatedly on its location but I give them
 nothing, saying I don't know where it is and that I haven't seen
 it since it was stolen
 >questioned on the secret umbrella society
 >imply that the notion of an underground network of students
 trying to conceal the location of a mangled umbrella
 because it's a meme and borderline cult is ridiculous while
 appreciating the irony
 >fast forward a few weeks
 >umbrella is returned to me for maintenance by one
 assigned KGB contacts
 umbrella is seen in my possession by some CIA pig working
 for the teachers
 of my
 umbrella is confiscated from me after dean shows up and
 gives me a lecture on discipline and honesty
 >there is a purge in the secret society after two double agents
 are exposed
 >KGB makes life difficult for them
 >some assignments are "misplaced" and they lose friends
 >they move schools
 >lone wolf gets into trouble and reports to the KGB that the
 umbrella has been broken in two and is in the dean's office
 bin
 >KGB anon chick is on office notice runner duty
 >KGB anon chick waits for planned diversion
 >dean is outside of their office, attending to a "scuffle"
 between KGB operatives
 >umbrella is recovered just before the janitor empties the bin
 >KGB anons commended for their impeccable and
 professional planning
 >small offcuts of the fabric canopy which were removed
 during maintenance are awarded to them as patches
 umbrella is returned to me to be repaired
 >fast forward two days
 news of the umbrella's confiscation and demise is
 confirmed smugly by the dean in school assembly
 umbrella reappears in the school cafeteria during lunch
 break
 >his_face_when.wat
 >last weeks of winter and weather seems to be almost clear
 umbrella has been broken many more times in transit
 between operatives but I have fixed it each time
 >it is in my possession on the eleventh of August
 >it would be the darkest day in the history of the school
 >8/11
 >light drizzle begins while on the bus home from school
 >think nothing of it
 >get off the bus
 >hail begins
 >little marbles hitting my head so I pull out the umbrella
 >this is the first known time it has been used to shield
 someone from the weather in months
 >still works
 >feels good man
 >tragedy strikes
 >marbles begin to increase in size
 >hailstone the size of a tennis ball impacts the top of the
 metal shaft and the ball of ice shatters along with the entire
 umbrella
 >wrist hurts like fuck
 >some of the ice has gone down the back of my jacket
 >feels disgruntled man
 >then it hits me like the hailstone should have
 >that moment when you realise that by sacrificing itself, the
 umbrella saved your life
 >damage is so severe that the umbrella is now
 unrecognisable as having been an umbrella
 when the only thing that could possibly kill the umbrella
 after surviving years of abuse is the very thing it's designed to
 be able to handle
 >the weather
 >irony.wtf
 >reports of the final demise of the umbrella are slow to filter
 into the student consciousness
 confirm that the umbrella had been destroyed in saving me
 from almost certain death
 >teachers all smug
 dean is smug
 >the society is in ruins
 >someone tries to make a new umbrella by breaking one
 slightly and doing a real shit job of fixing it
 >it's not the same and nobody follows
 >school morale is at an all time low
 wailing and gnashing of teeth
 >eventually school life begins to move on but there is still a
 void which could only have been filled by the umbrella
 >former society members and the KGB threaten to leak
 each other's identities as the treaty collapses into a war of
 mutually assured detentions
 >fast forward a lot to my last couple of weeks of high school
 >find the mangled remains of what once was the umbrella
 down the side of my bed
 >get chills
 >maniacal_grin.kek
 >fast forward one week
 >last week of high school
 >the secret umbrella society is brought back together and the
 peace treaty with the commies is reinstated
 worked harder on rebuilding the umbrella than I did on any of
 my subjects that year
 >last day
 worth it
 walk into final assembly very late through double doors at
 the back of the hall with the umbrella open over my head
 >it's stitched together and comprised of approximately 30% of
 the materials it was made from and it is only semi-waterproof
 but it still works
 >and it was back
 >loudly hum some rap music from early 2000s
 >everyone hears and turns around
 >looks of disbelief
 >lolwut.ayylmao
 >the look on Juden-manlet's face
 >the look on the dean's face
 >the look on my face
 >the final triumph
 >the umbrella is given a name on that last day
 >it is the genuine umbrella
 >it is an anorexic umbrella
 >it is almost a sun umbrella
 >it is the real slim shady
 >guess who's back
 >back again
 shady's back
 >tell a friend
 >...
Thought you should read this old (long but worth it) umbrella story.

Thought you should read this old (long but worth it) umbrella story.

air horn: so, everyone is so astounded by IMAGES VIDEOS ALL MAPS NEWS Peppa Pig Height 7' 1" but what if i told you this is from the peppa pig wiki "Peppa goes nuts" "Peppa goes nuts 2 epa anes auts 3" s with Sury she ran ome from Crazy Peppa playgroup and jumped put her window and then Crazy "Peppe's in jai "Peppo goes nuts 5 "Oufta the from rainhows was borm! "Peppa Buys the Work In Trip to China, Peppa packs a red and pink Hanfu, When she came home she wore e mardon recold Hanfu "Trio to Chine" to ched to a maroon araduate's likE hat with a biack ribbon for Petunia's funeral Season 15 now.raincoat but it is simply. Dance Class Raincoat red and white recolour Peppa is seen with a single "Dontos" chip a can of Peona nosoopes her MLG Peppa air bom on ber snout and parents sunglasses. The description for this outfit is "Peppa is MLG It is black and shows a large 1998 The ekist amount of cleavane is so short that one c Naughty aird de Denn se n see Static Peppa's underwear Peppa Pig: The Fractured But Whole Peppa appears as the main character alongside The New Pig, leading Peppa's gang against Emily's clique Relationships .Suzy Sheep-Peppa and Suzy have gone into contfict with each other for the abundance of the series, but overall they are, and have always been, best friends idesp te Suzy saying that she was not Peppa's best friend anymore in the episode The Quarrel' Danny Dog-Peppa, Danny and the others love play ng clubbable pirates, but he fights Peppa whenever they are playing a boys-versus-girls-type of game, which he cften chooses because he is anti-feminist He also pillories eorld of bis oun fabrication whenever he is by himself but occasionally he will act out and show who he realy is Penpa notices him sometimes she usualy finds him verv clownish but when he wants to he never ceases to amaze Max Moose-Peppa gets annoyed wheneven counle often anes on adventures with the ofthers a corrects her, she is amazed by his puzzle-solving skills. The Made up Trivia Canon Mummy Pig says that Peppa's first word is 'mummY, but Daddy Pig thinks Peppa's first word correctly is "daddy" .One of the users names have her name on it but the other one with the word "Poky In the episode "The Golden Boots, il is the first time in canon that she cries It happened when Mr. Zebra saying t's a lovely day for the Puddle Jumping Competition She knows plenty of songs. She hes a gang consisted of Suzy Sheap. Danny Doo and Pedro Fony She can be impatient sometimes ALimes, she can be vary higbly attenlive Explore Wikis Mountain dew in her hand, ar Peppa noscopes her MLG Peppa air horn on her snout and Community Central parents Sunglasses. The description START A MIKI for this outfit is "Peppa is MLG and knows how to rekt nubsr It is black and shows a large 1998 Naughty airl drees amount of cleavage. The skirt Peppa's Tense Day see Static Peppa's underwear I is a pink dress with purple No Trouble stripes, It is so far not seen in Widebeast and the Pink dress Enchanted Book Foa in The isend of iSallu It is a formal purple dress Peopa's Destiny Purple dres dress in "Peppa's Destiny Activity Jumping in muddy puddles: Peppa's favorite game is jumping in muddy puddles. s shown in the episode "The she ** wanted to c and she came up with a great idea: show that she "has talent" to jump in muddy puddles Playing with puppets: Peppa likes playing with puppets, if she is a ferocious dinosaur. Chloe has a new puppet theater and she helps Peppa and George to make puppets After lunch, they gathered a fun puppet show about a nia who snores a lot Dressing up: Peppa likes to dress up in dynamism, especialy with her best friend named Suzy Sheep, always plays nurse and patient, but that sometimes does net i friendship. Gearge play with Suzy for the fear of losing their Going on a balloon ride: A balloon ride on a calendar day would be very convenient for Peppa Pig, She likes long rides with her family in a balloon, indeed, if she wins it . . Danny Dog, Pedro Pony, Rebecca Rabbit, Emily Elephant, Delphine Donkey, Wendy Wolf, Zoe Zebra, Suzy Sheep, and Kylie Kangaroo but her best friend is Suzy Sheep. Not very well known, but there is a speculation that Pedro Pony likes the kiss occurred in the episode. Singing: The maximum number of songs are sung by Peppa Pig, and sings very wel. Cecily Bloom folded some songs Ike "Big Balloon" and "Grandpa's Little Train" among others. Finally, Harley Bird turned most songs making the series have more plot through music Snorting: Peppa snorts at the beginning, the midde and the end of every episode it seems that someone is intentionally trolling the peppa pig fandom, and its just been noticed. long-term thing though, since they created a fake video game based around a fake peppa pig this seems like a movie. April Ravine: The Video Game Peppa Pia is the main character in April Ravine The Video Game's story mode, and she can be plaved from the start Her favorite season is spring, according to her "Personality & Favorites" tab In the character files of April Ravine: The Video Game, she is an adult. Changing Peppa's age to a child in April Ravine: The Video Game's character files will cause game corruption Compilations of April Ravine: The Video Game A EDIT rRecent V 3 compilations of April Ravine: The Video Game have been released so far Animal Toonz UnsideDownCa pRamie Contents lahow Under Peppa ScrbbledFons PC Aeromainew April Ravine: The Video Game - Deluxe Pack April Ravine: The Video Game- Deluxe Pack is the first compilation of April Ravine: The Video Game. It is available on PC and Mac only. HElp US grbw It includes April Ravine: The Video Game and April Ravine: The Video Game- Everyday & Performer Life, alongside the DVD of April Ravine First Time h Bonus content Ihis is your fret read the New Ur 14 new items were introduced. Most of their names are inspired by Avril Lavigne's third studio album The Best Damn Thing. They are: Avril Lavigne- The Best Damn Thing poster (Mac only) Best Damn Radio (PC only) Pink Punk Cheerleading Outfit (clothing item) April Ravine: The Video Game - Everyday & Performer Life April Ravine: The Video Game - Everyday & Performer Life is the first April Ravine: The Vi Game-Everyday Performer Life booster pack for April Ravine: The Video Game, It is available on the same platforms as April Ravine: The Video Game It is also included in April Ravine: The Video Game-Deluxe Pack It comes with update 0 21 Picture Unavailab Playing the game using the booster pack April Ravine: The Video Game must be inserted first, then ejected. The PC disc drive, and aicctad thon the first disc must he inserted to stert For consoles, April Ravine: The Video Game must be inserted first, then the booster pack. To play the game, the booster pack's disc must be ejected then April Ravine: The Video Game's disc must b inserted into the console. Releases Juty 4, 2016 Controversy June 2016 by Atiis Developed The laptop version could delete the players operating system's boot ini file if Apr Ravine The ide Ennine ot fix the bug so Activision recalled all cheats were used. Activision could copies of the game. Platforms 3 xhor One Mos Although the code was removed in update 0.28, the boot.ini file may still be Medie u-Ray 2 DVDS dio Ioad deleted by the game, since the code was not removed properly PEGS ESRDtan Rating Sustem re Wndows quirements Same as Aeril Ran So, it looks like a massive troll has just been found. someone is trolling the peppa pig fandom and its hilarious
air horn: so, everyone is so
 astounded by
 IMAGES
 VIDEOS
 ALL
 MAPS
 NEWS
 Peppa Pig
 Height
 7' 1"
 but what if i told you this is
 from
 the peppa pig wiki
 "Peppa goes nuts"
 "Peppa goes nuts 2
 epa anes auts 3"
 s with
 Sury she ran ome from
 Crazy Peppa
 playgroup and jumped put her
 window and then Crazy
 "Peppe's in jai "Peppo
 goes nuts 5 "Oufta the
 from rainhows was borm!
 "Peppa Buys the Work
 In Trip to China, Peppa packs
 a red and pink Hanfu, When
 she came home she wore e
 mardon recold
 Hanfu
 "Trio to Chine"
 to
 ched
 to a maroon araduate's likE
 hat with a biack ribbon for
 Petunia's funeral
 Season 15
 now.raincoat but it is simply.
 Dance Class
 Raincoat
 red and white recolour
 Peppa is seen with a single
 "Dontos" chip
 a can of
 Peona nosoopes her
 MLG Peppa
 air bom on ber snout and
 parents
 sunglasses. The description
 for this outfit is "Peppa is MLG
 It is black and shows a large
 1998
 The ekist
 amount of cleavane
 is so short that one c
 Naughty aird de
 Denn
 se
 n see
 Static
 Peppa's underwear
 Peppa Pig: The Fractured But Whole
 Peppa appears as the main character alongside The New Pig, leading Peppa's gang against Emily's clique
 Relationships
 .Suzy Sheep-Peppa and Suzy have gone into contfict with each other for the abundance of the series, but overall
 they are, and have always been, best friends idesp te Suzy saying that she was not Peppa's best friend anymore
 in the episode The Quarrel'
 Danny Dog-Peppa, Danny and the others love play ng clubbable pirates, but he fights Peppa whenever they are
 playing a boys-versus-girls-type of game, which he cften chooses because he is anti-feminist He also pillories
 eorld of bis oun fabrication whenever he is by himself but
 occasionally he will act out and show who he realy is Penpa notices him sometimes she usualy finds him verv
 clownish but when he wants to he never ceases to amaze
 Max Moose-Peppa gets annoyed wheneven
 counle often anes on adventures with the ofthers
 a corrects her, she is amazed by his puzzle-solving skills. The
 Made up
 Trivia
 Canon
 Mummy Pig says that Peppa's first word is 'mummY, but Daddy Pig thinks Peppa's first word correctly is "daddy"
 .One of the users names have her name on it but the other one with the word "Poky
 In the episode "The Golden Boots, il is the first time in canon that she cries It happened when Mr. Zebra saying
 t's a lovely day for the Puddle Jumping Competition
 She knows plenty of songs.
 She hes a gang consisted of Suzy Sheap. Danny Doo and Pedro Fony
 She can be impatient sometimes
 ALimes, she can be vary higbly attenlive
 Explore Wikis
 Mountain dew in her hand, ar
 Peppa noscopes her
 MLG Peppa
 air horn on her snout and
 Community Central
 parents
 Sunglasses. The description
 START A MIKI
 for this outfit is "Peppa is MLG
 and knows how to rekt nubsr
 It is black and shows a large
 1998
 Naughty airl drees amount of cleavage. The skirt
 Peppa's Tense Day
 see
 Static
 Peppa's underwear
 I is a pink dress with purple
 No Trouble
 stripes, It is so far not seen in
 Widebeast and the
 Pink dress
 Enchanted Book
 Foa in The isend of iSallu
 It is a formal purple dress
 Peopa's Destiny
 Purple dres
 dress in "Peppa's Destiny
 Activity
 Jumping in muddy puddles: Peppa's favorite game is jumping in muddy puddles.
 s shown in the episode "The
 she
 **
 wanted to c
 and she came up with a great idea: show that she "has talent" to jump in muddy puddles
 Playing with puppets: Peppa likes playing with puppets, if she is a ferocious dinosaur. Chloe has a new puppet
 theater and she helps Peppa and George to make puppets After lunch, they gathered a fun puppet show about a
 nia who snores a lot
 Dressing up: Peppa likes to dress up in dynamism, especialy with her best friend named Suzy Sheep, always
 plays nurse and patient, but that sometimes does net i
 friendship.
 Gearge play with Suzy for the fear of losing their
 Going on a balloon ride: A balloon ride on a calendar day would be very convenient for Peppa Pig, She likes
 long rides with her family in a balloon, indeed, if she wins it
 .
 . Danny Dog, Pedro Pony, Rebecca Rabbit, Emily
 Elephant, Delphine Donkey, Wendy Wolf, Zoe Zebra, Suzy Sheep, and Kylie Kangaroo but her best friend is Suzy
 Sheep. Not very well known, but there is a speculation that Pedro Pony likes the kiss occurred in the episode.
 Singing: The maximum number of songs are sung by Peppa Pig, and sings very wel. Cecily Bloom folded some
 songs Ike "Big Balloon" and "Grandpa's Little Train" among others. Finally, Harley Bird turned most songs making
 the series have more plot through music
 Snorting: Peppa snorts at the beginning, the midde and the end of every episode
 it seems that someone is
 intentionally trolling the
 peppa pig fandom, and its
 just been noticed.
 long-term thing
 though, since they created a
 fake video game based
 around a fake peppa pig
 this seems
 like a
 movie.
 April Ravine: The Video Game
 Peppa Pia is the main character in April Ravine The Video Game's story mode, and she can be plaved from the
 start Her favorite season is spring, according to her "Personality & Favorites" tab
 In the character files of April Ravine: The Video Game, she is an adult.
 Changing Peppa's age to a child in April Ravine: The Video Game's
 character files will cause game corruption
 Compilations of April Ravine: The Video
 Game
 A EDIT
 rRecent V
 3 compilations of April Ravine: The Video Game have been released so far
 Animal Toonz
 UnsideDownCa
 pRamie
 Contents lahow
 Under Peppa
 ScrbbledFons
 PC
 Aeromainew
 April Ravine: The Video Game - Deluxe Pack
 April Ravine: The Video Game- Deluxe Pack is the first compilation of April Ravine: The Video Game. It is available on
 PC and Mac only.
 HElp US grbw
 It includes April Ravine: The Video Game and April Ravine: The Video Game- Everyday & Performer Life, alongside the
 DVD of April Ravine
 First Time h
 Bonus content
 Ihis is your fret
 read the New Ur
 14 new items were introduced. Most of their names are inspired by Avril Lavigne's third studio album The Best Damn
 Thing. They are:
 Avril Lavigne- The Best Damn Thing poster (Mac only)
 Best Damn Radio (PC only)
 Pink Punk Cheerleading Outfit (clothing item)
 April Ravine: The Video Game - Everyday &
 Performer Life
 April Ravine: The Video Game - Everyday & Performer Life is the first
 April Ravine: The Vi
 Game-Everyday
 Performer Life
 booster pack for April Ravine: The Video Game, It is available on the same
 platforms as April Ravine: The Video Game
 It is also included in April Ravine: The Video Game-Deluxe Pack
 It comes with update 0 21
 Picture
 Unavailab
 Playing the game using the booster pack
 April Ravine: The Video Game must be inserted first, then ejected. The
 PC disc drive, and
 aicctad thon the first disc must he inserted to stert
 For consoles, April Ravine: The Video Game must be inserted first, then the
 booster pack. To play the game, the booster pack's disc must be ejected
 then April Ravine: The Video Game's disc must b
 inserted into the console.
 Releases
 Juty 4, 2016
 Controversy
 June 2016 by Atiis
 Developed
 The laptop version could delete the players operating system's boot ini file if
 Apr Ravine The ide
 Ennine
 ot fix the bug so Activision recalled all
 cheats were used. Activision could
 copies of the game.
 Platforms
 3 xhor One
 Mos
 Although the code was removed in update 0.28, the boot.ini file may still be
 Medie
 u-Ray 2 DVDS dio
 Ioad
 deleted by the game, since the code was not removed properly
 PEGS
 ESRDtan
 Rating
 Sustem re
 Wndows
 quirements
 Same as Aeril Ran
 So, it looks like a massive
 troll has just been found.
someone is trolling the peppa pig fandom and its hilarious

someone is trolling the peppa pig fandom and its hilarious

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 Use steps and handholds.
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 Maintain three points of contact
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 hand or two hands and one
 foot).
 Pressure Hazard
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 Do not operate or service until you have read, understood, and been
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 the operation and service manuals supplied with this equipment
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 apparatus.
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 or death for you or others.
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 release pressure BEFORE removing
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 and
 Keep steps, handholds, and
 walkways clean.
 PULL TO OPEN
 FOAM OUTLET
 FLUSH
 Caps can trap pressure.
 Use extra caution when wet, icy
 or muddy.
 Cap under pressure can fly off with great
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 Replace surfaces when wom.
 Flying Cap will injure or kill.
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