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Af, Blessed, and Emoji: The best surprise passenger you can have next to you on a flight @DrSmashlove Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: “Seventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purée of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂
Af, Blessed, and Emoji: The best surprise passenger you can have
 next to you on a flight
 @DrSmashlove
Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashington the IV, Chief Cheek Inspector, Sargeant Spreader the Nani Deader. U feel me? That’s what he doing. Opening them cheeks and delightedly admiring and inhaling the contents 🤗. But Lil Smashington has competition, bruv. Major competition. Because his Uncle Jameson Worthington VI of South Cambridgeshire bruv? Or Lil James Worthy aka the Monocle Maestro aka Scotland Yard’s Inspector of the Interior bruv? He ain’t just opening and peeking, bruv. Unc is inspecting every fold 🧐. Every skretch mark 🧐. Every lil cellulite dot 🧐. If he so much as spots an in-grown hair he gon annotate it in his Most Profitable and Efficient Bird Watching Journal; A Chronicle of Uncle Worthy’s Travels and Conquests, in which he records birds he sees in the wild such as cardinals and robin red breasts as well as birds he encounters in the bedroom 🧐. Lil Smashington basic AF bruv he get in the cheeks and he like “yum, sweet as sugar cane 😍.” Nah. Hells nah. Unc gon take a single taste and then fetch his notebook and quill pen and record the flavor notes for posterity: “Seventh of December, Two Thousand and Seventeen years after the birth of The Blessed Son of Mary. Name: Stephanie Smith. Age: approximately two score and three. Height: roughly one and one half oak barrels. Slender with supple bosom, posterior, ample hips, delightful countenance. Hair of auburn. Flavor notes: molasses; sugarplum; purée of mango; heavy whipping cream.” U feel me bruv? And Stephanie just gon sit patiently while Unc engages in his scientific field research, replaces his notebook in satchel and his quill pen in his ink well so he can go ham and bananington on the Nani 🐗. Ladies and Gentlemen I have a patron saint. A spirit animal. Me, in emoji form. A true enjoyer of the female form in all its delightful complexity. Monocle Emoji, in a difficult year of pain and suffering in many pockets of the world, u bring hope and inspiration to the masses 🧐. Unc...U da real MVP 🧐🧐🧐😂😂😂

Now see bruv this used to be my favorite emoji: 🤗. He go by many names. Some call him Johnny Jazz Hands. I happen to call him Lil Smashingto...

Anaconda, Family, and Google: Jim McDonnell LOS ANGELES COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT Special Bulletin AT RISK MISSING PERSON CARDENAS, CONSUELO GONZALEZ AKA "MA" Female, Hispanic, 72 years old 5'1, 83 lbs. Black straight hair and brown eyes. Wears glasses Last seen wearing a black and blue jacket, burgundy shirt, blue pants and black and white shoes. SUFFERS FROM DEMENTIA FCN: 2321733800489 NIC M304304289 Detectives from the Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department are seeking assistance in locating the above missing person. The missing person, Consuelo Cardenas-Gonzales, was last seen on December 4, 2017 at 2:00 P.M., when she walked away from her home on the 100 block of El Segundo Blvd in the unincorporated area of Los Angeles. The missing person was last seen wearing a black and blue jacket, burgundy shirt, blue pants and black and white shoes. The missing person suffers from dementia, and the family is concerned for her well being. Any information, please contact the Sheriffs Homicide Bureau, Missing Persons Detail Any questions or information contact Homicide Buroau, Missing Persons Dotail ATTN: Sgt. Luls Nunez or Dot Tamar Abraham (323) 890-5500 LASD Homicide Bureau 1 Cupania Circlo, Montorey Park 91755 Sheriff's Filo # 017-18846-21 40-400 If you profor to provide information anonymously, you may call-crimo Stoppers" by dialing (800) 222-TIPS (8477), use your smartphono by downloading tho "P3Tips" Mobilo APP on Google play or the Applo App Storo or by using tho wobsito http:/nacrimostoppors.org Created December 4, 2017 by HOMICAU DH LosAngeles Help us FindConsuelo if you have any leads please reach out to @angrybrownwoman
Anaconda, Family, and Google: Jim McDonnell
 LOS ANGELES COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT
 Special Bulletin
 AT RISK
 MISSING PERSON
 CARDENAS, CONSUELO GONZALEZ
 AKA "MA"
 Female, Hispanic, 72 years old
 5'1, 83 lbs.
 Black straight hair and brown eyes. Wears
 glasses
 Last seen wearing a black and blue jacket,
 burgundy shirt, blue pants and black and white
 shoes.
 SUFFERS FROM DEMENTIA
 FCN: 2321733800489
 NIC M304304289
 Detectives from the Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department are seeking assistance in
 locating the above missing person.
 The missing person, Consuelo Cardenas-Gonzales, was last seen on December 4, 2017
 at 2:00 P.M., when she walked away from her home on the 100 block of El Segundo Blvd
 in the unincorporated area of Los Angeles. The missing person was last seen wearing a
 black and blue jacket, burgundy shirt, blue pants and black and white shoes. The missing
 person suffers from dementia, and the family is concerned for her well being.
 Any information, please contact the Sheriffs Homicide Bureau, Missing Persons Detail
 Any questions or information contact Homicide Buroau, Missing Persons Dotail
 ATTN: Sgt. Luls Nunez or Dot Tamar Abraham (323) 890-5500
 LASD Homicide Bureau 1 Cupania Circlo, Montorey Park 91755
 Sheriff's Filo # 017-18846-21 40-400
 If you profor to provide information anonymously, you may call-crimo Stoppers" by dialing (800) 222-TIPS
 (8477), use your smartphono by downloading tho "P3Tips" Mobilo APP on Google play or the Applo App Storo
 or by using tho wobsito http:/nacrimostoppors.org
 Created December 4, 2017 by HOMICAU DH
LosAngeles Help us FindConsuelo if you have any leads please reach out to @angrybrownwoman

LosAngeles Help us FindConsuelo if you have any leads please reach out to @angrybrownwoman