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Bad, Blade, and Dumb: Splders: lder italih butterfliesthebeautiful-kind accend doughno those text posts where every single comment is pure gold pure gold Pure gold Pure gold pure golf WAIT MESSED UP LONG STORY TIME: Okay in my experience there are two types of skaters: those who fall all the time and those who catch themselves. And one isn't better than the other, it's just how it is. I can usually catch myself. When I fall, I FALL. It's usually over a dumb mistake like stepping on my blade doing crossovers. So today I'm working on my program. Now in my program, there's a spiral (where we lift one leg up really high) and I have done this for years. I can do spirals in my sleep. So, I go into the spiral, pushing myself to hold my leg up higher and higher. All of a sudden, I feel my toe pick (the jagged part on the front of a figure skater's blade) catch in the ice. My body tips forward, and I shut my eyes as I hit the ice with a sound that literally everyone can hear. I have literally never hurt more on a fall. I'm just laying there, on my stomach unable to move, kind of struggling for breath, in pain. Everyone else in the rink stops and the one skater comes up to me and just looks at me and goes "are...You okay?" I wave her off and I'm still so shocked I'm just sitting there and my coach skates over from her lesson and looks at me and asks "You okay?" And I haven't cried over falling in years, and I'm tearing up because that hurts so bad. I tell her I'm fine because I want her to go back to her lesson and not worry. So I pull myself up, clutching my stomach and get off the ice. My friend had just gotten there and I stumble off the ice and sit down and she looks over at me and I'm like "did you see my fall?" And she said "are you okay?" I told her I didn't know and she makes a joke about me either being fine or dead. I told her I wasn't getting on the ice again until I could go on with her. She just gave me a smile and was like "you can wait for me". Now that I'm home and stuff I am still in so much pain. Like my stomach hurts and my knee hurts. So that's the story of the worst fall I have ever had in skating. marvel fandom textpost funnypost tumblr clean doctorwho hungergames mockingjay text jeremyrenner hawkeye avengers tumblrpost meme tumblr bandom patd panicatthedisco brendonurie clean funny funnypost music bands falloutboy
Bad, Blade, and Dumb: Splders:
 lder
 italih
 butterfliesthebeautiful-kind
 accend
 doughno
 those text posts where every single comment is
 pure gold
 pure gold
 Pure gold
 Pure gold
 pure golf
 WAIT MESSED UP
LONG STORY TIME: Okay in my experience there are two types of skaters: those who fall all the time and those who catch themselves. And one isn't better than the other, it's just how it is. I can usually catch myself. When I fall, I FALL. It's usually over a dumb mistake like stepping on my blade doing crossovers. So today I'm working on my program. Now in my program, there's a spiral (where we lift one leg up really high) and I have done this for years. I can do spirals in my sleep. So, I go into the spiral, pushing myself to hold my leg up higher and higher. All of a sudden, I feel my toe pick (the jagged part on the front of a figure skater's blade) catch in the ice. My body tips forward, and I shut my eyes as I hit the ice with a sound that literally everyone can hear. I have literally never hurt more on a fall. I'm just laying there, on my stomach unable to move, kind of struggling for breath, in pain. Everyone else in the rink stops and the one skater comes up to me and just looks at me and goes "are...You okay?" I wave her off and I'm still so shocked I'm just sitting there and my coach skates over from her lesson and looks at me and asks "You okay?" And I haven't cried over falling in years, and I'm tearing up because that hurts so bad. I tell her I'm fine because I want her to go back to her lesson and not worry. So I pull myself up, clutching my stomach and get off the ice. My friend had just gotten there and I stumble off the ice and sit down and she looks over at me and I'm like "did you see my fall?" And she said "are you okay?" I told her I didn't know and she makes a joke about me either being fine or dead. I told her I wasn't getting on the ice again until I could go on with her. She just gave me a smile and was like "you can wait for me". Now that I'm home and stuff I am still in so much pain. Like my stomach hurts and my knee hurts. So that's the story of the worst fall I have ever had in skating. marvel fandom textpost funnypost tumblr clean doctorwho hungergames mockingjay text jeremyrenner hawkeye avengers tumblrpost meme tumblr bandom patd panicatthedisco brendonurie clean funny funnypost music bands falloutboy

LONG STORY TIME: Okay in my experience there are two types of skaters: those who fall all the time and those who catch themselves. And one i...

Bless Up, Chill, and Club: Stairway to Heaven @DrSmasihlove Sorry for talking about the gym all the time but I gotta give y'all one more story. Alright so I'm on the elliptical this morning. Like 15 yards away (that's like almost 14 meters for my non American readers πŸ€—) is a chubby blond woman with black nerd glasses, curly hair, and black tank, and pink tights on the Precor machine absolutely going ape shit to whatever music she listening to - WHILE she working out...Bobbing her head, flapping her arms, flicking her wrist, hitting dat hoe, everything. Doing the absolute most. And u can see people kinda staring in disapproving bewilderment and she ain't even seeing them - literally - she closed her eyes while she dancing and moving her feet πŸ˜‚. Bro. My new idol. IDGAF. She wins. I fucks with her enthusiasm. I fucks with her joviality. U feel me? I fucks with her energy. What. Is it not appropriate to dance at the gym? U dance in the shower. U dance when u out at night. Why is it appropriate at the club at not the gym? Shit, I be seeing girls at the club not even dancing. They where u suppose to dance, but they ain't dancing. They done snorted so much Coke and popped so much Molly that they just heat-seeking zombies, swaying off-beat to the music, with only enough mental faculties to come to my table, drink out of one of my bottles, and grab my PP (side note: chill 🀚. Find your friends, sweetie. I'm not dumb (or desperate) enuf for this fuckshit. This ends with me on the witness stand crying saying "she came on to me, your honor!" while I'm in a orange jump suit with my hands cuffed. No thank you ... AS FUCK πŸ™ƒ). How did I digress? Oh. Fuck that shit. From this day forward, dancing at the gym is ok. The big girl with the pink tights did it and I approve so it's a thing now. Do whatever u gotta do to get into the mood to get fit. Put some pink tights on and HIT DAT HOE COT - IF THAT'S WHAT U NEED TO BOOST YOUR MORALE ENUF TO FINISH THAT WORKOUT THEN DON'T LET NOBODY TELL U OTHERWISE - BLESS UP πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bless Up, Chill, and Club: Stairway to Heaven
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Sorry for talking about the gym all the time but I gotta give y'all one more story. Alright so I'm on the elliptical this morning. Like 15 yards away (that's like almost 14 meters for my non American readers πŸ€—) is a chubby blond woman with black nerd glasses, curly hair, and black tank, and pink tights on the Precor machine absolutely going ape shit to whatever music she listening to - WHILE she working out...Bobbing her head, flapping her arms, flicking her wrist, hitting dat hoe, everything. Doing the absolute most. And u can see people kinda staring in disapproving bewilderment and she ain't even seeing them - literally - she closed her eyes while she dancing and moving her feet πŸ˜‚. Bro. My new idol. IDGAF. She wins. I fucks with her enthusiasm. I fucks with her joviality. U feel me? I fucks with her energy. What. Is it not appropriate to dance at the gym? U dance in the shower. U dance when u out at night. Why is it appropriate at the club at not the gym? Shit, I be seeing girls at the club not even dancing. They where u suppose to dance, but they ain't dancing. They done snorted so much Coke and popped so much Molly that they just heat-seeking zombies, swaying off-beat to the music, with only enough mental faculties to come to my table, drink out of one of my bottles, and grab my PP (side note: chill 🀚. Find your friends, sweetie. I'm not dumb (or desperate) enuf for this fuckshit. This ends with me on the witness stand crying saying "she came on to me, your honor!" while I'm in a orange jump suit with my hands cuffed. No thank you ... AS FUCK πŸ™ƒ). How did I digress? Oh. Fuck that shit. From this day forward, dancing at the gym is ok. The big girl with the pink tights did it and I approve so it's a thing now. Do whatever u gotta do to get into the mood to get fit. Put some pink tights on and HIT DAT HOE COT - IF THAT'S WHAT U NEED TO BOOST YOUR MORALE ENUF TO FINISH THAT WORKOUT THEN DON'T LET NOBODY TELL U OTHERWISE - BLESS UP πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Sorry for talking about the gym all the time but I gotta give y'all one more story. Alright so I'm on the elliptical this morning. Like 15 y...