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Apparently, Butt, and College: I am SPEECHLESS egods penis AT&T 12:47 PM Search This Thing Almost Killed My Grandma Ok, First off, THIS THING IS HUGE!!! I didn't realize it when ordering. But When every one left the house one day I decided to give it the old college try. The suction cup works well, I had it stuck to my bedroom door. Ok, so when trying to use this it was really big and awkward.I was trying to back against it slowly letting my butt hole adjust to the massive width. Ihad my I-Pod Listening to "Eye of the Tiger trying to get pumped for the whole thing. Well I didn't hear my grandmother come home early and apparently i was making some noise rocking back on this Mega-Dong mounted to the door, and singing along to The Theme Song to Rocky, Well my Grandma comes to investigate and jerks my door open, which snatched the toy out of my butt Freaks and bringing my sphincter with it. My Slams the Door which PowER DRIVES this thing Up my anus all the way to the base. Im Screaming in pain, and My grand mother is yelling holding her chest. Next thing I know she collapses. So there lam with a Bleeding, Prolapsed Butt hole and my grandma on the floor. Imin so much pain and am freaking out worrying that I've killed her. So I crawled over to her and pushed her life alert button to send the paramedics, one of which was a new guy and when I tried explaining the story he literally pissed on himself laughing. Anyway they popped an ammonia capsule and brought my grandmother back. She seems ok but we haven't made eye contact for 2 weeks and my butt is a little worse for wear. And when I fart now, it sounds like a Peterbilt 379 releasing its air brakes Write a comment oof
Apparently, Butt, and College: I am SPEECHLESS
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 This Thing Almost Killed My Grandma
 Ok, First off, THIS THING IS HUGE!!! I didn't realize it when
 ordering. But When every one left the house one day I
 decided to give it the old college try. The suction cup works
 well, I had it stuck to my bedroom door. Ok, so when trying
 to use this it was really big and awkward.I was trying to
 back against it slowly letting my butt hole adjust to the
 massive width. Ihad my I-Pod Listening to "Eye of the Tiger
 trying to get pumped for the whole thing. Well I didn't hear
 my grandmother come home early and apparently i was
 making some noise rocking back on this Mega-Dong
 mounted to the door, and singing along to The Theme Song
 to Rocky, Well my Grandma comes to investigate and jerks
 my door open, which snatched the toy out of my butt
 Freaks and
 bringing my sphincter with it. My
 Slams the Door which PowER DRIVES this thing Up my
 anus all the way to the base. Im Screaming in pain, and My
 grand mother is yelling holding her chest. Next thing I know
 she collapses. So there lam with a Bleeding, Prolapsed Butt
 hole and my grandma on the floor. Imin so much pain and
 am freaking out worrying that I've killed her. So I crawled
 over to her and pushed her life alert button to send the
 paramedics, one of which was a new guy and when I tried
 explaining the story he literally pissed on himself laughing.
 Anyway they popped an ammonia capsule and brought my
 grandmother back. She seems ok but we haven't made eye
 contact for 2 weeks and my butt is a little worse for wear.
 And when I fart now, it sounds like a Peterbilt 379 releasing
 its air brakes
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