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Aww, Bless Up, and Emoji: r/aww u/ButZebrasCantSmell 18h i.redd.it This little guy followed me home and then fell asleep on my lap, so l guess I have a dog now @DrSmashlove See bruv it’s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: 😌. Like β€œit’s ok baby I understand 😌 this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice 😌 I don’t expect u to last more than a few strokes 😌 it’s the price of having A1 Nani 😌.” Like that’s literally what this emoji was based off of - it’s the β€œit’s ok my adorable Minute Man πŸ˜Œβ€ emoji πŸ˜‚. Now then, Type 2: she ain’t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ain’t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally β€œAHP-β€œ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil πŸ‘Ή. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: β€œNOT...YET!!!! πŸ‘Ώβ€ and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: β€œYOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ I’M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. β€œZeena”. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS β€œstranger, guest” WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH πŸ‘Ώ.” And u thinking β€œnaw baby relax it’s all good round 2 gon be amazing πŸ˜¬β€ and she just like β€œsorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.” Type 2 ladies imma need y’all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ain’t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo β€˜gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Aww, Bless Up, and Emoji: r/aww
 u/ButZebrasCantSmell 18h i.redd.it
 This little guy followed me home and
 then fell asleep on my lap, so l guess I
 have a dog now
 @DrSmashlove
See bruv it’s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: 😌. Like β€œit’s ok baby I understand 😌 this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice 😌 I don’t expect u to last more than a few strokes 😌 it’s the price of having A1 Nani 😌.” Like that’s literally what this emoji was based off of - it’s the β€œit’s ok my adorable Minute Man πŸ˜Œβ€ emoji πŸ˜‚. Now then, Type 2: she ain’t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ain’t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally β€œAHP-β€œ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil πŸ‘Ή. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: β€œNOT...YET!!!! πŸ‘Ώβ€ and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: β€œYOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ I’M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. β€œZeena”. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS β€œstranger, guest” WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH πŸ‘Ώ.” And u thinking β€œnaw baby relax it’s all good round 2 gon be amazing πŸ˜¬β€ and she just like β€œsorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.” Type 2 ladies imma need y’all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ain’t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo β€˜gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

See bruv it’s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan ...

Being Alone, Life, and Memes: Lionel Richie Granted Rights to Produce Curtis Mayfield Biopic @balleralert Lionel Richie Granted Rights to Produce Curtis Mayfield Biopic-blogged by @thereal__bee β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € Singer LionelRichie, has reportedly purchased the rights to produce a biopic based on the life of iconic songwriter CurtisMayfield. According to Deadline, Mayfield's estate granted Richie the rights for the film which he plans to produce through his RichLion Productions. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € β€œIt’s an honor for me to bring the life of one of my idols and friend to the screen,” Richie said. β€œI’m so grateful to be working closely with Altheida Mayfield, Cheaa Mayfield and the Curtis Mayfield Estate and couldn’t be happier to be moving forward on this amazing project about a one-of-a-kind music genius.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € The legendary singer's widow, Altheida, said, "For years, too many others have tried to claim what he alone did. He was a genius, always stood on his own.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € Mayfield began creating music at just 11-years-old. He is said to have written more than 1,900 songs including hits for his group the Impressions. He also has composed music for some Black Hollywood classics like 'Superfly' and 'Sparkle'. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € After a career spanning over four-decades, Mayfield died in 1999 at 57.
Being Alone, Life, and Memes: Lionel Richie Granted Rights to
 Produce Curtis Mayfield Biopic
 @balleralert
Lionel Richie Granted Rights to Produce Curtis Mayfield Biopic-blogged by @thereal__bee β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € Singer LionelRichie, has reportedly purchased the rights to produce a biopic based on the life of iconic songwriter CurtisMayfield. According to Deadline, Mayfield's estate granted Richie the rights for the film which he plans to produce through his RichLion Productions. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € β€œIt’s an honor for me to bring the life of one of my idols and friend to the screen,” Richie said. β€œI’m so grateful to be working closely with Altheida Mayfield, Cheaa Mayfield and the Curtis Mayfield Estate and couldn’t be happier to be moving forward on this amazing project about a one-of-a-kind music genius.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € The legendary singer's widow, Altheida, said, "For years, too many others have tried to claim what he alone did. He was a genius, always stood on his own.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € Mayfield began creating music at just 11-years-old. He is said to have written more than 1,900 songs including hits for his group the Impressions. He also has composed music for some Black Hollywood classics like 'Superfly' and 'Sparkle'. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € After a career spanning over four-decades, Mayfield died in 1999 at 57.

Lionel Richie Granted Rights to Produce Curtis Mayfield Biopic-blogged by @thereal__bee β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β € Singer LionelRichie, has reportedly pur...

Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his name is Smudge @DrSmashlove Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present πŸ€—) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact y’all know a LOT about sports, y’all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of y’all - like me (raised with sisters πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚) - don’t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And that’s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - I’m just saying let’s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚). But anyway when it come to baseball it’s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? β€œWho’s pitching?” Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. β€œWell for the Nats it’s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mph” etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. That’s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like β€œwe clicked - you’re amazing - talking to u felt so natural β˜ΊοΈβ€ and I’m thinking β€œyeah bish because I ain’t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!” πŸ˜‚ But real talk just say it with me: β€œwho’s pitching?” And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout β€œOMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALL” and his sister Karen just like β€œfinally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!” Now y’all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of β€œwho’s pitching?” Warning: don’t say β€œwho’s on the mound?” That’s a little too manly baby girl u don’t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. β€œwho’s on the mound?” That’s like calling him β€œbro” ... like Bryson Tiller said: β€œDon’t.” Who’s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it
 I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his
 name is Smudge
 @DrSmashlove
Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present πŸ€—) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact y’all know a LOT about sports, y’all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of y’all - like me (raised with sisters πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚) - don’t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And that’s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - I’m just saying let’s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚). But anyway when it come to baseball it’s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? β€œWho’s pitching?” Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. β€œWell for the Nats it’s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mph” etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. That’s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like β€œwe clicked - you’re amazing - talking to u felt so natural β˜ΊοΈβ€ and I’m thinking β€œyeah bish because I ain’t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!” πŸ˜‚ But real talk just say it with me: β€œwho’s pitching?” And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout β€œOMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALL” and his sister Karen just like β€œfinally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!” Now y’all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of β€œwho’s pitching?” Warning: don’t say β€œwho’s on the mound?” That’s a little too manly baby girl u don’t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. β€œwho’s on the mound?” That’s like calling him β€œbro” ... like Bryson Tiller said: β€œDon’t.” Who’s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present πŸ€—) already know a thin...