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Donald Trump, Texting, and Amber Alert: Starting January 20, Donald Trump Can Send
 Unblockable Mass Text Messages to the Entire
 Nation
 By Jake Swearingen
 8:55
 26
 addition
 voler deduct the you of
 The idea of Trump completely misusing the national
 alert system to shitpost to the entire nation is the
 funniest thing I've ever heard of.
 Just picture it:
 >You're in a crowded place
 Suddenly everyone's phones go off at once
 >They look, expecting to see a flash flood warning
 or Amber Alert
 Pervert Alert: Anthony Weiner is back on twitter!
 All girls under 18, block him immediately. A
 disgusting man"
i woke up with a quiff so now my forehead is cold

i woke up with a quiff so now my forehead is cold

Funny, Girls, and Phone: When your phone vibrates but it's just an
 amber alert about the 3 girls you got
 locked in ya basement
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Apple, Batman, and Friends: Apple sends me Amber alerts like
 I'm just gonna suit up like Batman
 and go save little Jessica nigga
 it's 3 AM I'm sleeping
 THE WH
 YUSE
 WAS
Go follow my friends new IG account (@evolified) for the funniest content šŸ”„ Tag a friend you'd go and save at 3 AM šŸ˜ˆ

Go follow my friends new IG account (@evolified) for the funniest content šŸ”„ Tag a friend you'd go and save at 3 AM šŸ˜ˆ

Thanksgiving, Wrestling, and I Won: K Mother
 Details
 Messages
 I literally just got into a wrestling match in
 the middle of the supermarket
 I'm going to need you to provide more
 detail
 A lady tried to kidnap MY turkey.
 So you FOUGHT her
 Delivered
 Don't worry. I won.
Call off the amber alert. crazyjewishmom thanksgiving latergram

Call off the amber alert. crazyjewishmom thanksgiving latergram

Apple, Batman, and Funny: Apple sends me Amber alerts like
 I'm just gonna suit up like Batman
 and go save little Jessica nigga
 it's 3 AM I'm sleening
 THE WH
 YUSE
 WAS
Omfg wrong !šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

Omfg wrong !šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

Apple, Batman, and Ups: Apple sends me Amber alerts like
 I'm just gonna suit up like Batman
 and go save little Jessica nigga
 it's 3 AM I'm sleeping
 THE WH
 DUSE
 WAS
Omfg

Omfg

Life, School, and Ups: this sums up life rn
 APRIL
 MARCH
 MAY
 JUNE
There's this amber alert in my city sigh I hope I get to school safely!!

There's this amber alert in my city sigh I hope I get to school safely!!

Apple, Batman, and Funny: Apple sends me Amber alerts like
 I'm just gonna suit up like Batman
 and go save little Jessica
 it's 3 AM I'm sleeping
 THE WH
 USE
 WAS
Sorry Jessica

Sorry Jessica