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Amber Alert: RI 4aal 79%. 12:38 AM Amber Sat, Apr 14, 1:22 PM AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair Bk Converse, 2016 W "Good Things T-shirt. If sighted, text Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM It's been three days and still no reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've gotta call off the search at this point. Our department just doesn't have the funding to keep chasing cold trails. We've failed you, and you can never know how much we wish could change that Tue, May 1, 12:15 AM Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic Park" because l'd like to lock some genetic information into Amber Saturday 3:21 PM Wow you were dedicated here 3 attempts and nothing You're an ambitious at least Monday 12:01 AM I spent more time than I'll admit looking for a pun involving Amberger But I mean my usual Tinder MO is writing lengthy poems or sonnets to custom orders so you haven't yet seen my true power Monday 1:20 AM Write me a sonnet About whales Monday 2:19 AM Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave? Thou art more massive and more full of For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled grave and summer's tides do draw at times of strife When near the beach a perfect form reclines sometime too quick the ocean makes retreat. And there in air exposed the blubber shines mine eyes own love could turn the saltfoam sweet For thy eternal summer shall not fade and love shall be doled out in metric ton. Let forth your grace eject from blowhole sprayed my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback true loved one Forevermore my breath is captured still, my bosom full of love as yours with krill. Today 12:20 AM Ok what I actually really liked that Like a stupid amount Honestly tinder is dumb and I only have t have it to make fun of people in my groupchats but I'm not gonna make fun of you You earned it It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still perplexed Are you an English major? What's your story, Drew? Who the hell are you? manell are you? Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through
Amber Alert: RI 4aal 79%. 12:38 AM
 Amber
 Sat, Apr 14, 1:22 PM
 AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair
 Bk Converse, 2016 W "Good Things
 T-shirt. If sighted, text
 Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM
 It's been three days and still no
 reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've
 gotta call off the search at this point.
 Our department just doesn't have the
 funding to keep chasing cold trails.
 We've failed you, and you can never
 know how much we wish could change
 that
 Tue, May 1, 12:15 AM
 Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic
 Park" because l'd like to lock some
 genetic information into Amber
 Saturday 3:21 PM
 Wow you were dedicated here
 3 attempts and nothing
 You're an ambitious at least
 Monday 12:01 AM
 I spent more time than I'll admit looking
 for a pun involving Amberger
 But I mean my usual Tinder MO is
 writing lengthy poems or sonnets to
 custom orders so you haven't yet seen
 my true power
 Monday 1:20 AM
 Write me a sonnet
 About whales
 Monday 2:19 AM
 Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave?
 Thou art more massive and more full of
 For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled
 grave
 and summer's tides do draw at times of
 strife
 When near the beach a perfect form
 reclines
 sometime too quick the ocean makes
 retreat.
 And there in air exposed the blubber
 shines
 mine eyes own love could turn the
 saltfoam sweet
 For thy eternal summer shall not fade
 and love shall be doled out in metric
 ton.
 Let forth your grace eject from
 blowhole sprayed
 my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback
 true loved one
 Forevermore my breath is captured still,
 my bosom full of love as yours with krill.
 Today 12:20 AM
 Ok what
 I actually really liked that
 Like a stupid amount
 Honestly tinder is dumb and I only
 have t
 have it to make fun of people in my
 groupchats but I'm not gonna make
 fun of you
 You earned it
 It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still
 perplexed
 Are you an English major? What's your
 story, Drew? Who the hell are you?
 manell are you?
Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

Amber Alert: RI 4a.d 79%. 12:38 AM Amber Sat, Apr 14, 122 PM AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair Bk Converse, "2016 W "Good Things" T-shirt. If sighted, text Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM It's been three days and still no reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've gotta call off the search at this point. Our department just doesn't have the funding to keep chasing cold trails We've failed you, and you can never know how much we wish could change that Tue, May 1, 12.15 AM Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic Park" because I'd like to lock some genetic information into Amber Saturday 3:21 PM you were dedicated here 3 attempts and nothing You're an ambitious at least Monday 12:01 AM I spent more time than I'll admit looking for a pun involving Amberger But I mean my usual Tinder MO is writing lengthy poems or sonnets to custom orders so you haven't yet seen my true power Monday 1:20 AM Write me a sonnet About whales Monday 2:19 AM Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave? Thou art more massive and more full of For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled grave and summer's tides do draw at times of strife When near the beach a perfect form reclines sometime too quick the ocean makes retreat And there in air exposed the blubber shines mine eyes' own love could turn the saltfoam sweet For thy eternal summer shall not fade and love shall be doled out in metric ton Let forth your grace eject from blowhole sprayed my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback true loved one Forevermore my breath is captured still, my bosom full of love as yours with krill. Today 12:20 AM Ok what l actually really liked that Like a stupid amount Honestly tinder is dumb and I only have it to make fun of people in my groupchats but I'm not gonna make fun of you You earned it It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still perplexed Are you an English major? What's your story, Drew? Who the hell are you? Sent Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through
Amber Alert: RI 4a.d 79%. 12:38 AM
 Amber
 Sat, Apr 14, 122 PM
 AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair
 Bk Converse, "2016 W "Good Things"
 T-shirt. If sighted, text
 Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM
 It's been three days and still no
 reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've
 gotta call off the search at this point.
 Our department just doesn't have the
 funding to keep chasing cold trails
 We've failed you, and you can never
 know how much we wish could change
 that
 Tue, May 1, 12.15 AM
 Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic
 Park" because I'd like to lock some
 genetic information into Amber
 Saturday 3:21 PM
 you were dedicated here
 3 attempts and nothing
 You're an ambitious at least
 Monday 12:01 AM
 I spent more time than I'll admit looking
 for a pun involving Amberger
 But I mean my usual Tinder MO is
 writing lengthy poems or sonnets to
 custom orders so you haven't yet seen
 my true power
 Monday 1:20 AM
 Write me a sonnet
 About whales
 Monday 2:19 AM
 Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave?
 Thou art more massive and more full of
 For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled
 grave
 and summer's tides do draw at times of
 strife
 When near the beach a perfect form
 reclines
 sometime too quick the ocean makes
 retreat
 And there in air exposed the blubber
 shines
 mine eyes' own love could turn the
 saltfoam sweet
 For thy eternal summer shall not fade
 and love shall be doled out in metric
 ton
 Let forth your grace eject from
 blowhole sprayed
 my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback
 true loved one
 Forevermore my breath is captured still,
 my bosom full of love as yours with krill.
 Today 12:20 AM
 Ok what
 l actually really liked that
 Like a stupid amount
 Honestly tinder is dumb and I only
 have it to make fun of people in my
 groupchats but I'm not gonna make
 fun of you
 You earned it
 It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still
 perplexed
 Are you an English major? What's your
 story, Drew? Who the hell are you?
 Sent
Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

Amber Alert: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 pagan-hulse: shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can. After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning. Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure. Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately. I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this. Sorry, what year is this again??
Amber Alert: The Independent
 @Independent
 Here's what you should do in the
 event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
 2piOhjW
 8/9/17, 3:19 PM

 NBC News
 @NBCNews
 NBC NEWS
 "Don't run. Get inside". What experts
 say to do in case of a nuclear attack
 nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
 8/9/17, 9:30 AM

 CN
 CNN
 @CNN
 Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
 Korea attack. Experts say you have
 about 15 min. to take cover after a
 launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
pagan-hulse:
shit-editor:

magic-owl:

lime-vodkaaa:


goodshinyhunter:


tripprophet:


weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.


There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. 
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. 
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. 
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.


Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.


I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.


Sorry, what year is this again??

pagan-hulse: shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officia...

Amber Alert: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 pagan-hulse: shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can. After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning. Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure. Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately. I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this. Sorry, what year is this again??
Amber Alert: The Independent
 @Independent
 Here's what you should do in the
 event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
 2piOhjW
 8/9/17, 3:19 PM

 NBC News
 @NBCNews
 NBC NEWS
 "Don't run. Get inside". What experts
 say to do in case of a nuclear attack
 nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
 8/9/17, 9:30 AM

 CN
 CNN
 @CNN
 Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
 Korea attack. Experts say you have
 about 15 min. to take cover after a
 launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
pagan-hulse:
shit-editor:

magic-owl:

lime-vodkaaa:


goodshinyhunter:


tripprophet:


weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.


There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. 
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. 
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. 
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.


Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.


I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.


Sorry, what year is this again??

pagan-hulse: shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officia...

Amber Alert: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 pagan-hulse: shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can. After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning. Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure. Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately. I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this. Sorry, what year is this again??
Amber Alert: The Independent
 @Independent
 Here's what you should do in the
 event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
 2piOhjW
 8/9/17, 3:19 PM

 NBC News
 @NBCNews
 NBC NEWS
 "Don't run. Get inside". What experts
 say to do in case of a nuclear attack
 nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
 8/9/17, 9:30 AM

 CN
 CNN
 @CNN
 Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
 Korea attack. Experts say you have
 about 15 min. to take cover after a
 launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
pagan-hulse:

shit-editor:

magic-owl:

lime-vodkaaa:


goodshinyhunter:


tripprophet:


weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.


There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. 
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. 
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. 
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.


Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.


I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.


Sorry, what year is this again??

pagan-hulse: shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have offici...

Amber Alert: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 picklegal1: transgirlpinup: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can. After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning. Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure. Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately. Fuck I cant believe this is something I need to reblog. Time for these guys to exist (also get your pip boys ready)
Amber Alert: The Independent
 @Independent
 Here's what you should do in the
 event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
 2piOhjW
 8/9/17, 3:19 PM

 NBC News
 @NBCNews
 NBC NEWS
 "Don't run. Get inside". What experts
 say to do in case of a nuclear attack
 nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
 8/9/17, 9:30 AM

 CN
 CNN
 @CNN
 Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
 Korea attack. Experts say you have
 about 15 min. to take cover after a
 launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
picklegal1:

transgirlpinup:

lime-vodkaaa:

goodshinyhunter:


tripprophet:


weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.


There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. 
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. 
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. 
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.


Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.


Fuck I cant believe this is something I need to reblog.


Time for these guys to exist (also get your pip boys ready)

picklegal1: transgirlpinup: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reache...

Amber Alert: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can. After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning. Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure. Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.
Amber Alert: The Independent
 @Independent
 Here's what you should do in the
 event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
 2piOhjW
 8/9/17, 3:19 PM

 NBC News
 @NBCNews
 NBC NEWS
 "Don't run. Get inside". What experts
 say to do in case of a nuclear attack
 nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
 8/9/17, 9:30 AM

 CN
 CNN
 @CNN
 Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
 Korea attack. Experts say you have
 about 15 min. to take cover after a
 launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
lime-vodkaaa:

goodshinyhunter:


tripprophet:


weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.


There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. 
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. 
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. 
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.


Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attac...

Amber Alert: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can. After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning. Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure. Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately. I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.
Amber Alert: The Independent
 @Independent
 Here's what you should do in the
 event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
 2piOhjW
 8/9/17, 3:19 PM

 NBC News
 @NBCNews
 NBC NEWS
 "Don't run. Get inside". What experts
 say to do in case of a nuclear attack
 nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
 8/9/17, 9:30 AM

 CN
 CNN
 @CNN
 Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
 Korea attack. Experts say you have
 about 15 min. to take cover after a
 launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
shit-editor:

magic-owl:

lime-vodkaaa:


goodshinyhunter:


tripprophet:


weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.


There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. 
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. 
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. 
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.


Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.


I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.

shit-editor: magic-owl: lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached t...

Amber Alert: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can. After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning. Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure. Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.
Amber Alert: The Independent
 @Independent
 Here's what you should do in the
 event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
 2piOhjW
 8/9/17, 3:19 PM

 NBC News
 @NBCNews
 NBC NEWS
 "Don't run. Get inside". What experts
 say to do in case of a nuclear attack
 nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
 8/9/17, 9:30 AM

 CN
 CNN
 @CNN
 Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
 Korea attack. Experts say you have
 about 15 min. to take cover after a
 launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
lime-vodkaaa:
goodshinyhunter:


tripprophet:


weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.


There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation. 
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically. 
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it. 
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.


Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

lime-vodkaaa: goodshinyhunter: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack...

Amber Alert: FOX4 NEWS FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4 Follow Amber Alert issued for 13-year-old Shavon Le'Feye Randle from Lancaster. Was last seen at 10 a.m. Wednesday. bit.ly/2sispsc Shavon Le'Feye Randle 3:17 PM- 28 Jun 2017 7,976 Retweets 2,508 Likes 0 Lynnanne Nguyen @LynnanneFOX4 Follow Police say she's believed to be in grave danger, was reportedly taken against her will by an unknown male who is in a white 4-door sedan FOX 4 NEWS. @FOX4 Amber Alert issued for 13-year-old Shavon Le'Feye Randle from Lancaster. Was last seen at 10 a.m. Wednesday. bit.ly/2sispsc 3:25 PM -28 Jun 2017 from Arlington, TX 77,189 Retweets 33,583 Likes »R <p><a href="http://bravenazar.tumblr.com/post/162449612488/apoeticmindset-lagonegirl-please" class="tumblr_blog">bravenazar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://apoeticmindset.tumblr.com/post/162431784788/lagonegirl-please-everyoneplease-pray-for-this" class="tumblr_blog">apoeticmindset</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://lagonegirl.tumblr.com/post/162429014347/please-everyoneplease-pray-for-this-childs" class="tumblr_blog">lagonegirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Please everyone–please pray for this child’s safety and for her return to be safe 🙏🏻</p> <p>BLACK COMMUNITY WE GOTTA HELP EACH OTHER! Spread this </p> <p><b>#ProtectBlackKids</b></p> </blockquote> <p>She is very much still missing! Signal boost!</p> </blockquote> <p>Amber Alert is active as of 06/30.</p> <p><a href="http://www.missingkids.com/poster/AMBER/12276/10124/screen">http://www.missingkids.com/poster/AMBER/12276/10124/screen</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Her body was found: <a href="http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/13-Year-Old-Girl-at-Center-of-Amber-Alert-Found-Dead-in-Dallas-432083633.html">http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/13-Year-Old-Girl-at-Center-of-Amber-Alert-Found-Dead-in-Dallas-432083633.html</a></p><p>This article names several people as suspects or persons of interest. Males and females. Some members of her own family. I want every animal involved with this captured and punished.</p>
Amber Alert: FOX4
 NEWS
 FOX 4 NEWS
 @FOX4
 Follow
 Amber Alert issued for 13-year-old Shavon
 Le'Feye Randle from Lancaster. Was last
 seen at 10 a.m. Wednesday. bit.ly/2sispsc
 Shavon Le'Feye
 Randle
 3:17 PM- 28 Jun 2017
 7,976 Retweets 2,508 Likes 0

 Lynnanne Nguyen
 @LynnanneFOX4
 Follow
 Police say she's believed to be in grave
 danger, was reportedly taken against her will
 by an unknown male who is in a white 4-door
 sedan
 FOX 4 NEWS. @FOX4
 Amber Alert issued for 13-year-old Shavon Le'Feye Randle from
 Lancaster. Was last seen at 10 a.m. Wednesday. bit.ly/2sispsc
 3:25 PM -28 Jun 2017 from Arlington, TX
 77,189 Retweets 33,583 Likes »R
<p><a href="http://bravenazar.tumblr.com/post/162449612488/apoeticmindset-lagonegirl-please" class="tumblr_blog">bravenazar</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://apoeticmindset.tumblr.com/post/162431784788/lagonegirl-please-everyoneplease-pray-for-this" class="tumblr_blog">apoeticmindset</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://lagonegirl.tumblr.com/post/162429014347/please-everyoneplease-pray-for-this-childs" class="tumblr_blog">lagonegirl</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Please everyone–please pray for this child’s safety and for her return to be safe 🙏🏻</p>
<p>BLACK COMMUNITY WE GOTTA HELP EACH OTHER! Spread this </p>
<p><b>#ProtectBlackKids</b></p>
</blockquote>
<p>She is very much still missing! Signal boost!</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Amber Alert is active as of 06/30.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.missingkids.com/poster/AMBER/12276/10124/screen">http://www.missingkids.com/poster/AMBER/12276/10124/screen</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Her body was found: <a href="http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/13-Year-Old-Girl-at-Center-of-Amber-Alert-Found-Dead-in-Dallas-432083633.html">http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/13-Year-Old-Girl-at-Center-of-Amber-Alert-Found-Dead-in-Dallas-432083633.html</a></p><p>This article names several people as suspects or persons of interest. Males and females. Some members of her own family. I want every animal involved with this captured and punished.</p>

<p><a href="http://bravenazar.tumblr.com/post/162449612488/apoeticmindset-lagonegirl-please" class="tumblr_blog">bravenazar</a>:</p> <blo...

Amber Alert: FOX4 NEWS FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4 Follow Amber Alert issued for 13-year-old Shavon Le'Feye Randle from Lancaster. Was last seen at 10 a.m. Wednesday. bit.ly/2sispsc Shavon Le'Feye Randle 3:17 PM- 28 Jun 2017 7,976 Retweets 2,508 Likes 0 Lynnanne Nguyen @LynnanneFOX4 Follow Police say she's believed to be in grave danger, was reportedly taken against her will by an unknown male who is in a white 4-door sedan FOX 4 NEWS. @FOX4 Amber Alert issued for 13-year-old Shavon Le'Feye Randle from Lancaster. Was last seen at 10 a.m. Wednesday. bit.ly/2sispsc 3:25 PM -28 Jun 2017 from Arlington, TX 77,189 Retweets 33,583 Likes »R <p><a href="http://bravenazar.tumblr.com/post/162449612488/apoeticmindset-lagonegirl-please" class="tumblr_blog">bravenazar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://apoeticmindset.tumblr.com/post/162431784788/lagonegirl-please-everyoneplease-pray-for-this" class="tumblr_blog">apoeticmindset</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://lagonegirl.tumblr.com/post/162429014347/please-everyoneplease-pray-for-this-childs" class="tumblr_blog">lagonegirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Please everyone–please pray for this child’s safety and for her return to be safe 🙏🏻</p> <p>BLACK COMMUNITY WE GOTTA HELP EACH OTHER! Spread this </p> <p><b>#ProtectBlackKids</b></p> </blockquote> <p>She is very much still missing! Signal boost!</p> </blockquote> <p>Amber Alert is active as of 06/30.</p> <p><a href="http://www.missingkids.com/poster/AMBER/12276/10124/screen">http://www.missingkids.com/poster/AMBER/12276/10124/screen</a></p> </blockquote>
Amber Alert: FOX4
 NEWS
 FOX 4 NEWS
 @FOX4
 Follow
 Amber Alert issued for 13-year-old Shavon
 Le'Feye Randle from Lancaster. Was last
 seen at 10 a.m. Wednesday. bit.ly/2sispsc
 Shavon Le'Feye
 Randle
 3:17 PM- 28 Jun 2017
 7,976 Retweets 2,508 Likes 0

 Lynnanne Nguyen
 @LynnanneFOX4
 Follow
 Police say she's believed to be in grave
 danger, was reportedly taken against her will
 by an unknown male who is in a white 4-door
 sedan
 FOX 4 NEWS. @FOX4
 Amber Alert issued for 13-year-old Shavon Le'Feye Randle from
 Lancaster. Was last seen at 10 a.m. Wednesday. bit.ly/2sispsc
 3:25 PM -28 Jun 2017 from Arlington, TX
 77,189 Retweets 33,583 Likes »R
<p><a href="http://bravenazar.tumblr.com/post/162449612488/apoeticmindset-lagonegirl-please" class="tumblr_blog">bravenazar</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://apoeticmindset.tumblr.com/post/162431784788/lagonegirl-please-everyoneplease-pray-for-this" class="tumblr_blog">apoeticmindset</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://lagonegirl.tumblr.com/post/162429014347/please-everyoneplease-pray-for-this-childs" class="tumblr_blog">lagonegirl</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Please everyone–please pray for this child’s safety and for her return to be safe 🙏🏻</p>
<p>BLACK COMMUNITY WE GOTTA HELP EACH OTHER! Spread this </p>
<p><b>#ProtectBlackKids</b></p>
</blockquote>
<p>She is very much still missing! Signal boost!</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Amber Alert is active as of 06/30.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.missingkids.com/poster/AMBER/12276/10124/screen">http://www.missingkids.com/poster/AMBER/12276/10124/screen</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://bravenazar.tumblr.com/post/162449612488/apoeticmindset-lagonegirl-please" class="tumblr_blog">bravenazar</a>:</p> <blo...