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And In That Moment: canadianstuck One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence And after like three seconds, where we're all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn't ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, "Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?" He'd taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they'd wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn't notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn't notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have meme-team-risk-analyst during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she 'is aware that she is physically here right now or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the "and I'm new in town bit and that she's seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows that he couldn't get through a bit about donating to charity without interupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he's said that she heard sammysausage When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, "Are you with him? What's his name?" She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date's name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, "At some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, "Well, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,' and then you guys are all going to scream back 'WE LOVE MILKSHAKES! He'll be so confused He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald's drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, "You guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale.." Naturally, we erupted with "WE LOVE MILKSHAKES and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, "T bet you're real confused now huh, JASON?! windyvalleyzone ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid John Mulaney, tumblrs favorite stand up comedian
And In That Moment: canadianstuck
 One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John
 Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the
 States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead
 halt, mid sentence
 And after like three seconds, where we're all trying to figure out the punchline
 because the story clearly hadn't ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, "Has
 there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?"
 He'd taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they'd wrapped the buttons on the
 sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn't notice
 until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did
 finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was
 that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn't notice, and in that
 moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have
 meme-team-risk-analyst
 during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front
 row and asked her (and her parents) if she 'is aware that she is physically here
 right now or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit
 is the "and I'm new in town bit and that she's seen all his stuff. He was so
 shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows
 that he couldn't get through a bit about donating to charity without interupting
 himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if
 that makes up for all the horrible things he's said that she heard
 sammysausage
 When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept
 leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT
 to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty
 seat and asked, "Are you with him? What's his name?"
 She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date's name. John Mulaney
 considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to
 us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, "At
 some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, "Well, you guys know
 what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,' and then you guys are all going to scream
 back 'WE LOVE MILKSHAKES! He'll be so confused
 He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his
 seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about
 it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald's drive-thru bit, he
 shrugged his shoulders and said, "You guys know what they say here in Ft.
 Lauderdale.."
 Naturally, we erupted with "WE LOVE MILKSHAKES and John Mulaney
 SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, "T bet you're real confused now
 huh, JASON?!
 windyvalleyzone
 ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid
John Mulaney, tumblrs favorite stand up comedian

John Mulaney, tumblrs favorite stand up comedian

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And In That Moment: MILLIONAIRE MENTOR
 ALWAYS
 MOVING FORWARD,
Living in the past is something many of us do, at least occasionally. Sometimes itโ€™s heartwarming to reminisce about the past and talk about joyous memories. However, periods where thinking about the past in a negative way, in a way that distracts you from the present and keeps you from moving forward, is never beneficial. In life, you must keep looking ahead of yourself, not behind you. You must move forward, looking upward, as if you were a rock climber. You donโ€™t look down, or back, because you know this will only trigger fear and uncertainty. This will paralyze you. So, each and every day you remind yourself never to look back and second guess your life because there is no way to turn back. Each day you remind yourself that the present moment is all you have, and in that moment you have the ability to make changes. You stay focused on what it is you want out of life, not what it is you donโ€™t have currently. You know that change will be hard, but you also know change can bring great joy. Just like a rock climber, moving forward and upward, takes strength, and determination, but in time it get easier because youโ€™ll be stronger. Although it may be hard at first to never look back, you know in time, you will get stronger and it will get easier. - alwaysforward success millionairementor

Living in the past is something many of us do, at least occasionally. Sometimes itโ€™s heartwarming to reminisce about the past and talk ab...

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And in that moment, the entire homeswap fandom trembled in fear of what was to come

homestuckersunited: And in that moment, the entire homeswap fandom trembled in fear of what was to come