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Be Like, Bilbo, and Bruh: jumpingjacktrash spicychickencows sirnotappearinginthisblog thefingerfuckingfemalefury kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd you know what's always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character's like "which one of you is the liar" or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like "what's two plus two" one of them's gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie this has forty notes. that's forty more notes than expected THIS IS A VERY GOOD POINT and deserves more notes LISTEN idon't normally engage in Discourse but this information is DANGEROUSLY MISLEADING! the point of the riddle isn't to figure out which one is lying, in fact, knowing which one lies and which one tells the truth is irelevant. What you want is the correct answer from the magical beast/two guards/etc. Usually this means knowing which path to take. For that, you HAVE to ask it "if i ask the other head/guard/etc which is the safe way to go, what will hey tell me? if you asked the truth-telling one, they'Il tell you the wrong way because the liar will always mislead you. if you ask the liar, they'll tell you the wrong way, because they're misleading you, So ALWAYS do the opposite of whatever answer you get. who cares this is a stupid tumblr post this doesn't matter irl WRONG AGAIN! story time A few years ago a friend threw a halloween party, and since he dressed as the Riddler, he decided to have a riddle contest. now, i've been preparing for a riddle contest my entire life, since i first read the hobbit and it got bilbo out of trouble. for some reason, i assumed riddle contests were as inevitable as quicksand I answered the first riddle easily (it was one of the ones from the hobbit) and then i had to answer the next one to win a bottle of top- shelf rum. it was a variation on the two-guard riddle, only i had to choose one of two paper bags. one had crappy cheap vodka, the other the nice rum. the host and his friend did the classic one lies one tells the truth thing, and of course before i asked everyone started shouting "ask him what color your hair is!" and stuff like that, but i already knew what to ask, so i shushed them and won the rum remember, kids, it doesn't matter which one is lying and which one is telling the truth. all that matters is you get the correct knowledge to move you forward, win your rum, and make you seem like a superhuman riddle-solver to a crowd of drunken party guests always be ready for a riddle contest Here's a thing that usually doesn't come up when people try to criticise this riddle as well. One of the conditions of the riddle is typically that you only get to ask one question. You arrive at the liar and the truth teller and you need to find out which bridge is safe and which one will collapse when you're halfway across They tell you that one of them always lies and that one of them always tells the truth. And they tell you you can ask them one question If you ask "What's two plus two?" than great. You know which one lies but you also still don't know which bridge you can cross and can't find out. You played yourself i can get the answer in zero questions. block all the other exits, light them on fire, and see which way they run ALook at Alexander the Great up here, cutting the knot and all The Riddle Solving Discourse, for any quest goers lurking about
Be Like, Bilbo, and Bruh: jumpingjacktrash
 spicychickencows
 sirnotappearinginthisblog
 thefingerfuckingfemalefury
 kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd
 kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd
 you know what's always bugged me? when a character is
 faced with some magical two headed being or some shit
 and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to
 figure out which is which the character's like "which one of
 you is the liar" or something like bruh literally all you gotta
 do is be like "what's two plus two" one of them's gonna say
 four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there
 you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat
 david bowie
 this has forty notes. that's forty more notes than expected
 THIS IS A VERY GOOD POINT and deserves more notes
 LISTEN idon't normally engage in Discourse but this information is
 DANGEROUSLY MISLEADING!
 the point of the riddle isn't to figure out which one is lying, in fact,
 knowing which one lies and which one tells the truth is irelevant.
 What you want is the correct answer from the magical beast/two
 guards/etc. Usually this means knowing which path to take. For that,
 you HAVE to ask it "if i ask the other head/guard/etc which is the
 safe way to go, what will hey tell me?
 if you asked the truth-telling one, they'Il tell you the wrong way
 because the liar will always mislead you. if you ask the liar, they'll
 tell you the wrong way, because they're misleading you, So
 ALWAYS do the opposite of whatever answer you get.
 who cares this is a stupid tumblr post this doesn't matter irl
 WRONG AGAIN! story time
 A few years ago a friend threw a halloween party, and since he
 dressed as the Riddler, he decided to have a riddle contest.
 now, i've been preparing for a riddle contest my entire life, since i
 first read the hobbit and it got bilbo out of trouble. for some reason, i
 assumed riddle contests were as inevitable as quicksand
 I answered the first riddle easily (it was one of the ones from the
 hobbit) and then i had to answer the next one to win a bottle of top-
 shelf rum. it was a variation on the two-guard riddle, only i had to
 choose one of two paper bags. one had crappy cheap vodka, the
 other the nice rum.
 the host and his friend did the classic one lies one tells the truth
 thing, and of course before i asked everyone started shouting "ask
 him what color your hair is!" and stuff like that, but i already knew
 what to ask, so i shushed them and won the rum
 remember, kids, it doesn't matter which one is lying and which one
 is telling the truth. all that matters is you get the correct knowledge
 to move you forward, win your rum, and make you seem like a
 superhuman riddle-solver to a crowd of drunken party guests
 always be ready for a riddle contest
 Here's a thing that usually doesn't come up when people try to criticise
 this riddle as well. One of the conditions of the riddle is typically that
 you only get to ask one question. You arrive at the liar and the truth
 teller and you need to find out which bridge is safe and which one will
 collapse when you're halfway across
 They tell you that one of them always lies and that one of them always
 tells the truth. And they tell you you can ask them one question
 If you ask "What's two plus two?" than great. You know which one lies
 but you also still don't know which bridge you can cross and can't find
 out.
 You played yourself
 i can get the answer in zero questions. block all the other exits, light them
 on fire, and see which way they run
 ALook at Alexander the Great up here, cutting the knot and all
The Riddle Solving Discourse, for any quest goers lurking about

The Riddle Solving Discourse, for any quest goers lurking about

Bad, Club, and Crazy: <p><a href="http://proudgayconservative.tumblr.com/post/120329982657/legirls22-conservanerdy" class="tumblr_blog">proudgayconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://legirls22.tumblr.com/post/120329681414/conservanerdy-anamericanlivinginjapan" class="tumblr_blog">legirls22</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://conservanerdy.tumblr.com/post/120326535083/anamericanlivinginjapan-garbodor-kin" class="tumblr_blog">conservanerdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://anamericanlivinginjapan.tumblr.com/post/120087418735/garbodor-kin-reaganhasnoidea-commongayboy" class="tumblr_blog">anamericanlivinginjapan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://garbodor-kin.tumblr.com/post/120081190916/reaganhasnoidea-commongayboy-ireland-got-a" class="tumblr_blog">garbodor-kin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://reaganhasnoidea.tumblr.com/post/120079847920/commongayboy-ireland-got-a-double-rainbow-after" class="tumblr_blog">reaganhasnoidea</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://commongayboy.tumblr.com/post/120061567321/ireland-got-a-double-rainbow-after-legalizing" class="tumblr_blog">commongayboy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ireland got a double rainbow after legalizing same-sex marriage.<br/> Texas got a flood after banning it.<br/> God has spoken.</p></blockquote> <p>JUST. FUCK OFF.</p><p><br/>I WAS REDUCED TO TEARS AFTER WE GOT A TORNADO WARNING, I WAS SO SCARED THAT ONLY AFTER MY 13 YEARS OF LIFE I WOULD DIE. I WAS CLINGING ON TO MY CAT TO DEAR LIFE, I WAS SO SCARED I WOULD LOSE HER. I DIDNT KNOW IF MY DAD WOULD MAKE IT I DIDNT KNOW IF I WOULD FUCKING MAKE IT.</p><p>DONT BRING SOME OVERWORLDLY HUMAN BEING WE HAVE NO PROOF OF EXISTING IN THIS REAL LIFE SITUATION. PEOPLE HAVE DIED. LITTLE KIDS HAVE DIED. HOUSES HAVE BEEN DESTROYED.</p></blockquote> <p>This is beyond fucked up. Why the fuck would someone joke about something like this? God didn’t do this, the fucking weather did. This isn’t some god damn divine judgement, this is a disaster. I know someone in this area that is spending tonight without a place to live. And you know what? She did not vote to ban gay marriage. Innocent people are suffering here, and it isn’t a fucking joke.</p></blockquote> <p>#stopusingtragediestopushyourliberalagenda2k15</p></blockquote> <p>Wow, op is just as bad as those crazy Christians that blame natural disasters on “the gay agenda”.</p></blockquote> <p>It was distasteful but I don’t see this outrage when it’s the other way around. I think they were trying to make a point.<br/>It was not the right way to do it, I can agree there, but don’t sit there and act like using tragedies to push an agenda is a “liberal thing”. I hear every other day how natural disasters and even our own murders are “our fault”. Where’s your outrage there?</p></blockquote> <p>I criticize folks like that regularly actually. Most conservatives don’t like our respect the people who say things that like that, whether they claim to be conservative or not. WBC, The 700 Club, this asshole OP, they’re all dumb.</p></blockquote> <p>Yeah what the heck? Most conservatives aren&rsquo;t condoning idiots in the WBC saying natural disasters are God&rsquo;s punishment and stuff like that.</p>
Bad, Club, and Crazy: <p><a href="http://proudgayconservative.tumblr.com/post/120329982657/legirls22-conservanerdy" class="tumblr_blog">proudgayconservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://legirls22.tumblr.com/post/120329681414/conservanerdy-anamericanlivinginjapan" class="tumblr_blog">legirls22</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://conservanerdy.tumblr.com/post/120326535083/anamericanlivinginjapan-garbodor-kin" class="tumblr_blog">conservanerdy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://anamericanlivinginjapan.tumblr.com/post/120087418735/garbodor-kin-reaganhasnoidea-commongayboy" class="tumblr_blog">anamericanlivinginjapan</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://garbodor-kin.tumblr.com/post/120081190916/reaganhasnoidea-commongayboy-ireland-got-a" class="tumblr_blog">garbodor-kin</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://reaganhasnoidea.tumblr.com/post/120079847920/commongayboy-ireland-got-a-double-rainbow-after" class="tumblr_blog">reaganhasnoidea</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://commongayboy.tumblr.com/post/120061567321/ireland-got-a-double-rainbow-after-legalizing" class="tumblr_blog">commongayboy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Ireland got a double rainbow after legalizing same-sex marriage.<br/>
Texas got a flood after banning it.<br/>
God has spoken.</p></blockquote>

<p>JUST. FUCK OFF.</p><p><br/>I WAS REDUCED TO TEARS AFTER WE GOT A TORNADO WARNING, I WAS SO SCARED THAT ONLY AFTER MY 13 YEARS OF LIFE I WOULD DIE. I WAS CLINGING ON TO MY CAT TO DEAR LIFE, I WAS SO SCARED I WOULD LOSE HER. I DIDNT KNOW IF MY DAD WOULD MAKE IT I DIDNT KNOW IF I WOULD FUCKING MAKE IT.</p><p>DONT BRING SOME OVERWORLDLY HUMAN BEING WE HAVE NO PROOF OF EXISTING IN THIS REAL LIFE SITUATION. PEOPLE HAVE DIED. LITTLE KIDS HAVE DIED. HOUSES HAVE BEEN DESTROYED.</p></blockquote>

<p>This is beyond fucked up. Why the fuck would someone joke about something like this? God didn’t do this, the fucking weather did. This isn’t some god damn divine judgement, this is a disaster. I know someone in this area that is spending tonight without a place to live. And you know what? She did not vote to ban gay marriage. Innocent people are suffering here, and it isn’t a fucking joke.</p></blockquote>

<p>#stopusingtragediestopushyourliberalagenda2k15</p></blockquote>

<p>Wow, op is just as bad as those crazy Christians that blame natural disasters on “the gay agenda”.</p></blockquote>

<p>It was distasteful but I don’t see this outrage when it’s the other way around. I think they were trying to make a point.<br/>It was not the right way to do it, I can agree there, but don’t sit there and act like using tragedies to push an agenda is a “liberal thing”. I hear every other day how natural disasters and even our own murders are “our fault”. Where’s your outrage there?</p></blockquote>

<p>I criticize folks like that regularly actually. Most conservatives don’t like our respect the people who say things that like that, whether they claim to be conservative or not. WBC, The 700 Club, this asshole OP, they’re all dumb.</p></blockquote>

<p>Yeah what the heck? Most conservatives aren&rsquo;t condoning idiots in the WBC saying natural disasters are God&rsquo;s punishment and stuff like that.</p>

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