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Bailey Jay, Bones, and Life: S TOME OF BEASTS SKELETON, SHARKJAW orm approaches through the murky ter, but as it nears, it becomes clear that this is no living thing. It is made entirely of sharks'jaws joined together and brought to life with grim maga Made from numerous, interlocking shark's jaws, The bumanoid form approaches through wa these horrors are animated through foul magic into a large, vaguely humanoid shape. Sahuagin priests animate them to guard their sepulchers of bones These sharkjaw skeletons lie among great piles of bones, waiting to rise up and attack any uninvited souls who invade the sanctity of sahuagin holy sites. Others guard pirate treasures or ancient shipwrecks UNDEAD AUTOMATON. Being mindless, sharkjaw skeletons do nothing without orders from their creator, and they follow those instructions explicitly. A sharkjaw skeleton's creator can give it new commands as long as the skeleton s within 60 feet and can see and ear its creator. Otherwise, a arkjaw skeleton follows its last structions to the best of its ability and the exclusion of all else, though it will ays fight back if attacked. DEAD NATURE. A shroud doesn't require ood, drink, or sleep AW SKELETON ad, lawful evil s 13 (natural armor) 15 (6d10 + 12) swim 30 ft. Languages understands the languages of its creator can't speak Challenge 1 (200 XP) X CON NT bunjywunjy: ketchuplaser: bunjywunjy: armchair-factotum: young-replica: ??????? The wizard that made this knew exactly what they wanted …okay my next character is going to be one of these with Groucho Marx glasses @bunjywunjy, I got you. I was going to name them Captain Sharkjaw, but you do you. “I once killed a Owlbear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I’ll never know.” now he’s Groucho Sharks
Bailey Jay, Bones, and Life: S TOME OF BEASTS
 SKELETON, SHARKJAW
 orm approaches through the murky
 ter, but as it nears, it becomes clear that this is
 no living thing. It is made entirely of sharks'jaws
 joined together and brought to life with grim maga
 Made from numerous, interlocking shark's jaws,
 The bumanoid form approaches through
 wa
 these horrors are animated through foul magic into
 a large, vaguely humanoid shape. Sahuagin priests
 animate them to guard their sepulchers of bones
 These sharkjaw skeletons lie among great piles of
 bones, waiting to rise up and attack any uninvited souls
 who invade the sanctity of sahuagin holy sites. Others
 guard pirate treasures or
 ancient shipwrecks
 UNDEAD AUTOMATON.
 Being mindless, sharkjaw
 skeletons do nothing
 without orders from their
 creator, and they follow those
 instructions explicitly. A sharkjaw
 skeleton's creator can give it new
 commands as long as the skeleton
 s within 60 feet and can see and
 ear its creator. Otherwise, a
 arkjaw skeleton follows its last
 structions to the best of its ability and
 the exclusion of all else, though it will
 ays fight back if attacked.
 DEAD NATURE. A shroud doesn't require
 ood, drink, or sleep
 AW SKELETON
 ad, lawful evil
 s 13 (natural armor)
 15 (6d10 + 12)
 swim 30 ft.
 Languages understands the languages of its creator
 can't speak
 Challenge 1 (200 XP)
 X CON NT
bunjywunjy:
ketchuplaser:

bunjywunjy:

armchair-factotum:

young-replica:
???????
The wizard that made this knew exactly what they wanted

…okay my next character is going to be one of these with Groucho Marx glasses

@bunjywunjy, I got you. I was going to name them Captain Sharkjaw, but you do you.
“I once killed a Owlbear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I’ll never know.”

now he’s Groucho Sharks

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Animals, Family, and Food: animate-mush The BitterSweet Life @BitterSweetPod Follow Interviewed a little girl this morning that feeds crows and they bring her gifts in return Here's her collection tetraghost i wish birds brought ME presents baelgrave No, but think about this The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the "firstt thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them They spot a thing, and immediately must think, "that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude." kedreeva It's actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave 'payment' behind for the food BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved These crows are rl and her mother even whern they are out of the yard. How do we know? keeping track of this gi One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera's lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they weree smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her Source: tetraghost #animals #stones #tiny humans #THIS IS ADORABLE 1,268,331 notes Cool as a crowcumber
Animals, Family, and Food: animate-mush
 The BitterSweet Life
 @BitterSweetPod
 Follow
 Interviewed a little girl this morning that feeds
 crows and they bring her gifts in return
 Here's her collection
 tetraghost
 i wish birds brought ME presents
 baelgrave
 No, but think about this
 The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go
 about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in
 question. What gets me is that the "firstt thing on their minds as
 recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them
 They spot a thing, and immediately must think, "that nice girl with
 delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude."
 kedreeva
 It's actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch
 the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these
 birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater
 and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station
 and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and
 sometimes (but not always), these birds leave 'payment' behind for
 the food
 BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
 These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds
 are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved
 These crows are rl and her mother even whern
 they are out of the yard. How do we know?
 keeping track of this gi
 One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was
 photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera's
 lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so
 she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge
 of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her
 Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they weree
 smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared
 enough to bring it back to her
 Source: tetraghost #animals #stones #tiny humans
 #THIS IS ADORABLE
 1,268,331 notes
Cool as a crowcumber

Cool as a crowcumber

Anaconda, Anna, and Community: hobbit-hole if i had to get in a fistfight with any member of the fellowship it would be Frodo because i would easily win hobbit-hole all i am saying is that he would ostensibly be the easiest one to take on in a fight given that he's like three feet tall and has led a life of (physical) leisure compared to all of the others due to his standing as a gentlehobbit legolas, aragorn, and gimli are all used to combat, sam works as a gardener merry and pippin often gallivant off and get into mischief so they have the advantage of experience in whatever it is they've gotten up to/would possibly fight dirty, gandalf is gandalf so while weapons are out of the question i suppose that depends on if magic is involved. i don't think i could take him without magic even if he is old because he's a very large guy, but maybe it would be my knuckles against Frodo's baby soft poet hands, plus rve got the additional height and fighting experience. i just think that he would be the easiest to win against in hand-to-hand combat out of the rest of them. also he isn't real so he can't offer a rebuttal to my claim penny-anna you're absolutely correct BUT wanting to fight Frodo makes you a monster D hobbit-hole this has nothing to do with WANTING to fight Frodo, i just think he would be easiest for me to beat in a fight with no weapons. unless he utilized his very large feet, but i think he's too polite to do that because it's a fist fight and that would be considered playing dirty penny anna for someone who doesn't want to fight Frodo you sure have put a lot of thought into fighting Frodo. animate-mush OP is wrong though: you fight Pippin. First off, Pippin has it coming, so you won't be fighting your conscience at the same time Secondly, Pippin is a spoiled rich kid. He's no less gentry than Frodo is, but Frodo works out and is shown to have better stamina, at least at the outset. Pippin is also both the stupidest and the slowest of the hobbits. They both nearly beat one (1) troll, so that's comparable, but Pippin appears not to have got a single hit in against the orcs that captured them while Merry was cutting off hands like a boss. Pippin also straight-up tell Bergil that he's not a fighter Also there's a nonzero chance that Frodo will just straight up curse you (if the guilt of fighting Frodo isn't enough if a curse by itself) And, of course, if you try to fight Frodo, you will 100% end up fighting Sam, and he will wreck you (and you'll deserve it, you penny-anna Also: if you fight Frodo you'll have a very angry Sam & possibly also the entire Fellowship to deal with BUT if you fight Pippin they will probably cheer you on ainurs Bold of you to assume one could attempt to fight Pippin and NOT instantly be killed by Boromir feynites So here's the thing - you absolutely DO NOT want to try and fight Frodo or Pippin because they are going to be protected by the rest of the Fellowship which basically exists to stop asshole Big People from picking on the hobbits. Folk might talk a big game but when the chips are down, you are not going to lay a single hand on any of the hobbits. Either you'll find yourself immediately fighting all four of them or else you'll move to land your first hit and suddenly Aragorn will side-tackle you into the trees. And he probably hits like a freight train tbh. So here's what you do You fight Legolas. The thing about fist-fighting Legolas of course is that you will lose. This is not a fight you're gonna win no matter what. But Legolas has his standing competition with Gimili, so once the challenge is issued, he's not gonna let anyone else step in and fight you either. No one is liable to volunteer on his behalf, either, so you will only end up fighting the one member of the fellowship. If you are lucky he might also take his shirt off. Bonus! Anyway Legolas will mop the floor with you, but he's also already convinced you're weaker than him anyway because you're not an elf, so he's gonna go kind of easy on you And when you lose he will be all snide and superior about it, which means everyone in the fellowship is gonna sympathize with you, and Gimli will probably challenge him on your behalf afterwards, but here's the key thing You will have lost a fist-fight to an immortal warrior prince That's a way better loss to cop to than that time you tried to fistfight a pudgy gentlehobbit and got beaten to the point of unconsciousness by his gardener yeah? icescrabblerjerky okay so tolkien tumblr is fast becoming my fave tumblr community thank you thank you all you are the true fellowship here. Source:hobbit-hole #mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 32,148 notes The Tolkien discourse is getting violent
Anaconda, Anna, and Community: hobbit-hole
 if i had to get in a fistfight with any member of the fellowship it would be Frodo
 because i would easily win
 hobbit-hole
 all i am saying is that he would ostensibly be the easiest one to take on in a fight
 given that he's like three feet tall and has led a life of (physical) leisure
 compared to all of the others due to his standing as a gentlehobbit
 legolas, aragorn, and gimli are all used to combat, sam works as a gardener
 merry and pippin often gallivant off and get into mischief so they have the
 advantage of experience in whatever it is they've gotten up to/would possibly
 fight dirty, gandalf is gandalf so while weapons are out of the question i suppose
 that depends on if magic is involved. i don't think i could take him without magic
 even if he is old because he's a very large guy, but maybe
 it would be my knuckles against Frodo's baby soft poet hands, plus rve got the
 additional height and fighting experience. i just think that he would be the easiest
 to win against in hand-to-hand combat out of the rest of them. also he isn't real
 so he can't offer a rebuttal to my claim
 penny-anna
 you're absolutely correct BUT wanting to fight Frodo makes you a monster D
 hobbit-hole
 this has nothing to do with WANTING to fight Frodo, i just think he would be
 easiest for me to beat in a fight with no weapons. unless he utilized his very
 large feet, but i think he's too polite to do that because it's a fist fight and that
 would be considered playing dirty
 penny anna
 for someone who doesn't want to fight Frodo you sure have put a lot of thought
 into fighting Frodo.
 animate-mush
 OP is wrong though: you fight Pippin.
 First off, Pippin has it coming, so you won't be fighting your conscience at the
 same time
 Secondly, Pippin is a spoiled rich kid. He's no less gentry than Frodo is, but
 Frodo works out and is shown to have better stamina, at least at the outset.
 Pippin is also both the stupidest and the slowest of the hobbits. They both nearly
 beat one (1) troll, so that's comparable, but Pippin appears not to have got a
 single hit in against the orcs that captured them while Merry was cutting off
 hands like a boss. Pippin also straight-up tell Bergil that he's not a fighter
 Also there's a nonzero chance that Frodo will just straight up curse you (if the
 guilt of fighting Frodo isn't enough if a curse by itself)
 And, of course, if you try to fight Frodo, you will 100% end up fighting Sam, and
 he will wreck you (and you'll deserve it, you
 penny-anna
 Also: if you fight Frodo you'll have a very angry Sam & possibly also the entire
 Fellowship to deal with BUT if you fight Pippin they will probably cheer you on
 ainurs
 Bold of you to assume one could attempt to fight Pippin and NOT instantly be
 killed by Boromir
 feynites
 So here's the thing - you absolutely DO NOT want to try and fight Frodo or
 Pippin because they are going to be protected by the rest of the Fellowship
 which basically exists to stop asshole Big People from picking on the hobbits.
 Folk might talk a big game but when the chips are down, you are not going to lay
 a single hand on any of the hobbits. Either you'll find yourself immediately
 fighting all four of them or else you'll move to land your first hit and suddenly
 Aragorn will side-tackle you into the trees. And he probably hits like a freight
 train tbh.
 So here's what you do
 You fight Legolas.
 The thing about fist-fighting Legolas of course is that you will lose. This is not a
 fight you're gonna win no matter what. But Legolas has his standing competition
 with Gimili, so once the challenge is issued, he's not gonna let anyone else step
 in and fight you either. No one is liable to volunteer on his behalf, either, so you
 will only end up fighting the one member of the fellowship. If you are lucky he
 might also take his shirt off. Bonus!
 Anyway
 Legolas will mop the floor with you, but he's also already convinced you're
 weaker than him anyway because you're not an elf, so he's gonna go kind of
 easy on you And when you lose he will be all snide and superior about it, which
 means everyone in the fellowship is gonna sympathize with you, and Gimli will
 probably challenge him on your behalf afterwards, but here's the key thing
 You will have lost a fist-fight to an immortal warrior prince
 That's a way better loss to cop to than that time you tried to fistfight a pudgy
 gentlehobbit and got beaten to the point of unconsciousness by his gardener
 yeah?
 icescrabblerjerky
 okay so tolkien tumblr is fast becoming my fave tumblr community thank you
 thank you all you are the true fellowship here.
 Source:hobbit-hole #mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 32,148 notes
The Tolkien discourse is getting violent

The Tolkien discourse is getting violent

Gif, Tumblr, and Blog: amimaj: nicoleartist: tariqah: ICONIC Now that im actually learning how to animatethis op is really blowing me away every second. how on earth,
Gif, Tumblr, and Blog: amimaj:

nicoleartist:

tariqah:
ICONIC 
Now that im actually learning how to animatethis op is really blowing me away every second. how on earth,

amimaj: nicoleartist: tariqah: ICONIC Now that im actually learning how to animatethis op is really blowing me away every second. how on ...

Bodies , Brains, and Click: interstellardragon: curlicuecal: hopeology: andreajmars: hopeology: thebuttkingpost: wheel-skellington: crocutalupus: x why this dog look like an nvidia tech demo High spec animal Oh, I KNOW WHY! Rare video game tech knowledge to the rescue! Animation of fur is really really hard, it’s effectively trying to animate, in real time, a few billion little strings. Noone can do that. Most consumer gaming computers would just burst into flame so that isn’t something people will do when modeling fur or hair. Instead, what animators and 3D modelers do in order to get around this is they form the fur into many layers of sheets or interlocking flexible bodies. Notice this animal has stiff fur, matted maybe from sweat or water. So when we watch the fur move our eyes and brains notice something we don’t notice on purpose. The fur isn’t moving individually, it’s moving in sheets and flexible bodies. There’s some slight movement and flexing, but it’s not “fur” like our brains want it to be, it’s “fur” in the way that fur is commonly animated! layers and flexible sheets! Also, light angles like this are common in animation to show the light being calculated across the body when it moves, so it looks familiar in the angle of the light too! BLESS YOU I don’t think I’ve ever gotten such an excited happy reply to an info dump hehehe oh cool i found someone explaining the thing Lmao fun explanation but if anyone bothered to click the source, op already explained that it’s a real hyena clip with the frame rate slowed down. That… Doesn’t negate the explanation? At all? They weren’t saying it wasn’t a real photo, they were saying that the way the fur is matted contributes to the animated appearance.
Bodies , Brains, and Click: interstellardragon:

curlicuecal:

hopeology:

andreajmars:

hopeology:


thebuttkingpost:

wheel-skellington:


crocutalupus:
x
why this dog look like an nvidia tech demo


High spec animal

Oh, I KNOW WHY! Rare video game tech knowledge to the rescue!
Animation of fur is really really hard, it’s effectively trying to animate, in real time, a few billion little strings. Noone can do that. Most consumer gaming computers would just burst into flame so that isn’t something people will do when modeling fur or hair. Instead, what animators and 3D modelers do in order to get around this is they form the fur into many layers of sheets or interlocking flexible bodies. Notice this animal has stiff fur, matted maybe from sweat or water. So when we watch the fur move our eyes and brains notice something we don’t notice on purpose. The fur isn’t moving individually, it’s moving in sheets and flexible bodies. There’s some slight movement and flexing, but it’s not “fur” like our brains want it to be, it’s “fur” in the way that fur is commonly animated! layers and flexible sheets! Also, light angles like this are common in animation to show the light being calculated across the body when it moves, so it looks familiar in the angle of the light too!


BLESS YOU 

I don’t think I’ve ever gotten such an excited happy reply to an info dump hehehe

oh cool i found someone explaining the thing


Lmao fun explanation but if anyone bothered to click the source, op already explained that it’s a real hyena clip with the frame rate slowed down. 

That… Doesn’t negate the explanation? At all? They weren’t saying it wasn’t a real photo, they were saying that the way the fur is matted contributes to the animated appearance.

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Apparently, Clothes, and Creepy: probablyhistoricalrpgideas bumblesee hamtastrophe it's sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there's no non-fucked up part of rasputin's existence rollinbylimpbizkit did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia's greatest love machine the-itchy-bitchy-spider basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he's a prophet or a saint because he's got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia's queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son's haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, 'cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now (allegedly) belongs to then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, ause queen he has too much power over the royal family and it's helping revolutionaries tunn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he-is-magieally unaf and he doesn't die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn't die, so they tell him to look at a cru- cifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn't looking, and he doesn't die, but they think he's dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he's gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn't die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the fore- head, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn't go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this he died.... of hypothermia they get the dose wrong tyrannosaurus-rex additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock. watercolor-gryphon Rasputin was an old god from times before humans mad-duck He is like a cleric gone wild godlessondheimite "did rasputin do something problematic" i am going to die Source: hamtastrophe 177,175 notes Russias Greatest Love Machine
Apparently, Clothes, and Creepy: probablyhistoricalrpgideas
 bumblesee
 hamtastrophe
 it's sometimes hard to believe rasputin was
 real. like there's no non-fucked up part of
 rasputin's existence
 rollinbylimpbizkit
 did he do something problematic i thought he
 was just russia's greatest love machine
 the-itchy-bitchy-spider
 basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk
 who has almost never shaved or washed and
 smells like goats shows up at the russian
 capital with a creepy look on his beardy face
 and everyone just assumes he's a prophet
 or a saint because he's got a cult following
 that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans
 are sexually obsessed with him and he gets
 just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever
 he goes cause apparently he can cure his
 true believers of illness with god-given dick
 magic. russia's queen has him come stay at
 the palace and sets him up in luxury because
 she thinks he can cure her son's haemophilia
 with the power of russian goat jesus, and they
 (allegedly) become lovers, probably, 'cause
 she craves that unwashed goat-scented
 dick like the rest of his cult which she now
 (allegedly) belongs to
 then the worst assassins in the history
 of assassinations try to assassinate him,
 ause
 queen he has too much power over the royal
 family and it's helping revolutionaries tunn
 people against the royals. so these idiots
 have him round for tea and cakes which are
 poisoned with cyanide, but he-is-magieally
 unaf
 and he doesn't die, and then he drinks three
 glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and
 he doesn't die, so they tell him to look at a cru-
 cifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver
 when he isn't looking, and he doesn't die, but
 they think he's dead so one of them dresses in
 his clothes and gets driven to his apartment
 to make it look like he's gone home to hide the
 crime, and when they come back he gets up
 and attacks them, so they stab him in the side
 with a knife, and he doesn't die, and then he
 frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot
 him a few times more, including in the fore-
 head, and they wrap his body up and chuck
 him in the icy river, and he doesn't go into the
 water, so his body is found on the ice the next
 day. and get this he died.... of hypothermia
 they get the dose wrong
 tyrannosaurus-rex
 additionally, everyone who wasnt in the
 party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty
 bummed out when they found him and his
 miracle dick dead the next day and there was
 a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal
 family themselves attended. however after
 the tsar was overthrown a few month later
 they exhumed his body and burned it because
 the new leadership was very adamant about
 making sure there were no ties left to honor
 the old monarchy. however this dudes
 body had never been properly prepped for
 a cremation which meant that under the
 extreme heat his tendons and ligaments
 began to retract and shrink causing his dead
 body to move and twitch around as if still
 animate. according to some testimony his
 body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and
 at least one spectator fired a gun at the body
 and another may have allegedly died of shock.
 watercolor-gryphon
 Rasputin was an old god from times
 before humans
 mad-duck
 He is like a cleric gone wild
 godlessondheimite
 "did rasputin do something problematic"
 i am going to die
 Source: hamtastrophe
 177,175 notes
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<p>Digital art is harder than you think! <br/></p>
<p>And in the summer its also very sweaty…</p>
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<p>Can’t relate.</p><p>I draw on a laptop.</p></blockquote>

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siryouarebeingmocked: dailyskyfox: Digital art is harder than you think! And in the summer its also very sweaty… ————————————————————————...

Ass, Bitch, and Boner: This is a motherfucking website. Seriously, what the fuck else do you want? You probably build websites and think your sh is special. You think your 13 megabyte parallax-ative home page is going to get you some fucking Awwward banner you can glue to the top corner of your site. You think your 40-pound jQuery file and 83 polyfills give IE7 a boner because it finally has box-shadow. Wrong, mothfucker Let me describe your perfect-ass website . Shit's lightweight and loads fast Fits on all your shitty screens . Looks the same in ll your shitty browsers .The motherfucker's accessible to every asshole that visits your site . Shit's legible and gets your fucking point across (if you had one instead of just 5mb pics of hipsters drinking coffee) Well guess what, motherfucker: You. Are. Over-designing. Look at this shit. It's a motherfucking website. Why the fuck do you need to animate a fucking trendy-ass banner flag when I hover over that useless piece of shit? You spent hours on it and added S0 kilobytes to your fucking site, and some motherfucker jabbing at it on their iPad with fat sausage fingers will never see that shit. Not to mention blind people will never see that shit, but they don't see any of your You never knew it, but ths is your perfect website. Here's why It's fucking lightweight This entire page weighs less than the gradient-meshed facebook logo on your fucking Wordpress site. Did you seriously load 100kb of jQuery UI just so you could animate the fucking background color of a div? You loaded all 7 fontfaces of a shitty webfont just so you could say "Hi." at 100px height at the beginning of your site? You piece of shit Phone: (333) 425- 5253 Fax: (333) 888 3424 Email: john(at)university(dot)edu It's responsive You dumbass. You thought you needed media queries to be responsive, but no. Responsive means that it responds to whatever motherfucking screensize it's viewed on This site doesn't care if youre on an iMac or a motherftucking Tamagotchi. . Office: Generic Hall. 415 It fucking works ul Look at tis sh You can read i so you and your bitch-ass brows M. N. Shamalayan Publications M. N. Shamalayan. "Combining Neural Networks With Natural Language tag icoutent on the fucking ser Fall 1995 Processing to Optiize te Iter Problem (ICSE-1998) tiplication Problem ICSE-2000) Machine to Solve the Ice-Cream Optiization Probl ICSE-2002) CS101: How to literally use for-loops M. N. Shamalayan Using Unguided Prim Trees to Solve the Matrix Mul M. N. Shamalayan Using Large Dataset Combined with Support Vector . CSSS9: You will seriously get rekt by this course dont take it Last edited: Sep. 29, 2016 Comp sci professor website starter pack
Ass, Bitch, and Boner: This is a motherfucking website.
 Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?
 You probably build websites and think your sh is special. You think your 13 megabyte parallax-ative home page is going to get you some
 fucking Awwward banner you can glue to the top corner of your site. You think your 40-pound jQuery file and 83 polyfills give IE7 a boner
 because it finally has box-shadow. Wrong, mothfucker Let me describe your perfect-ass website
 . Shit's lightweight and loads fast
 Fits on all your shitty screens
 . Looks the same in ll your shitty browsers
 .The motherfucker's accessible to every asshole that visits your site
 . Shit's legible and gets your fucking point across (if you had one instead of just 5mb pics of hipsters drinking coffee)
 Well guess what, motherfucker:
 You. Are. Over-designing. Look at this shit. It's a motherfucking website. Why the fuck do you need to animate a fucking trendy-ass banner flag
 when I hover over that useless piece of shit? You spent hours on it and added S0 kilobytes to your fucking site, and some motherfucker jabbing at
 it on their iPad with fat sausage fingers will never see that shit. Not to mention blind people will never see that shit, but they don't see any of your
 You never knew it, but ths is your perfect website. Here's why
 It's fucking lightweight
 This entire page weighs less than the gradient-meshed facebook logo on your fucking Wordpress site. Did you seriously load 100kb of jQuery UI
 just so you could animate the fucking background color of a div? You loaded all 7 fontfaces of a shitty webfont just so you could say "Hi." at
 100px height at the beginning of your site? You piece of shit
 Phone: (333) 425- 5253
 Fax: (333) 888 3424
 Email: john(at)university(dot)edu
 It's responsive
 You dumbass. You thought you needed media queries to be responsive, but no. Responsive means that it responds to whatever motherfucking
 screensize it's viewed on This site doesn't care if youre on an iMac or a motherftucking Tamagotchi.
 . Office: Generic Hall. 415
 It fucking works
 ul
 Look at tis sh You can read i
 so you and your bitch-ass brows
 M. N. Shamalayan
 Publications
 M. N. Shamalayan. "Combining Neural Networks With Natural Language
 tag
 icoutent on the fucking ser Fall 1995
 Processing to Optiize te Iter Problem (ICSE-1998)
 tiplication Problem ICSE-2000)
 Machine to Solve the Ice-Cream Optiization Probl ICSE-2002)
 CS101: How to literally use for-loops
 M. N. Shamalayan Using Unguided Prim Trees to Solve the Matrix Mul
 M. N. Shamalayan Using Large Dataset Combined with Support Vector
 . CSSS9: You will seriously get rekt by this course dont take it
 Last edited: Sep. 29, 2016
Comp sci professor website starter pack

Comp sci professor website starter pack

Apparently, Clothes, and Creepy: hamtastrophe it's sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like theres no non-fucked up part of rasputin's existence rollinbylimpbizkit did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia's greatest love machine the-itchy-bitchy-spider basic (true) story: fanatical russian monlk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shos up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he's a prophet or a saint because he's got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia's queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son's haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, 'cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now (allegedly) belongs to. then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, ause queen he has too much power over the royal family and it's helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he is-magieally unaffeeted-by peisen they get the dose wrong and he doesn't die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn't die, so they tell him to look at a cru- cifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn't looking, and he doesn't die, but they think he's dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he's gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn't die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the fore head, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn't go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this.. he died.. of hypothermia. tyrannosaurus-rex additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however the tsar was overthrown a few month later after exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock. watercolor-gryphon Rasputin was an old god from times before humans mad-duck He is like a cleric gone wild unnatural-twenty Calling Rasputin a cleric is bard erasure, the dude seduced a monarch and then proceeded to pull off like 5 Nat 20's in a row. That's the most true to life bardic thing l've ever heard Source: hamtastrophe Rasputin
Apparently, Clothes, and Creepy: hamtastrophe
 it's sometimes hard to believe rasputin was
 real. like theres no non-fucked up part of
 rasputin's existence
 rollinbylimpbizkit
 did he do something problematic i thought he
 was just russia's greatest love machine
 the-itchy-bitchy-spider
 basic (true) story: fanatical russian monlk
 who has almost never shaved or washed and
 smells like goats shos up at the russian
 capital with a creepy look on his beardy face
 and everyone just assumes he's a prophet
 or a saint because he's got a cult following
 that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans
 are sexually obsessed with him and he gets
 just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever
 he goes cause apparently he can cure his
 true believers of illness with god-given dick
 magic. russia's queen has him come stay at
 the palace and sets him up in luxury because
 she thinks he can cure her son's haemophilia
 with the power of russian goat jesus, and they
 (allegedly) become lovers, probably, 'cause
 she craves that unwashed goat-scented
 dick like the rest of his cult which she now
 (allegedly) belongs to.
 then the worst assassins in the history
 of assassinations try to assassinate him,
 ause
 queen he has too much power over the royal
 family and it's helping revolutionaries turn
 people against the royals. so these idiots
 have him round for tea and cakes which are
 poisoned with cyanide, but he is-magieally
 unaffeeted-by peisen they get the dose wrong
 and he doesn't die, and then he drinks three
 glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and
 he doesn't die, so they tell him to look at a cru-
 cifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver
 when he isn't looking, and he doesn't die, but
 they think he's dead so one of them dresses in
 his clothes and gets driven to his apartment
 to make it look like he's gone home to hide the
 crime, and when they come back he gets up
 and attacks them, so they stab him in the side
 with a knife, and he doesn't die, and then he
 frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot
 him a few times more, including in the fore
 head, and they wrap his body up and chuck
 him in the icy river, and he doesn't go into the
 water, so his body is found on the ice the next
 day. and get this.. he died.. of hypothermia.
 tyrannosaurus-rex
 additionally, everyone who wasnt in the
 party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty
 bummed out when they found him and his
 miracle dick dead the next day and there was
 a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal
 family themselves attended. however
 the tsar was overthrown a few month later
 after
 exhumed his body and burned it because
 the new leadership was very adamant about
 making sure there were no ties left to honor
 the old monarchy. however this dudes
 body had never been properly prepped for
 a cremation which meant that under the
 extreme heat his tendons and ligaments
 began to retract and shrink causing his dead
 body to move and twitch around as if still
 animate. according to some testimony his
 body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and
 at least one spectator fired a gun at the body
 and another may have allegedly died of shock.
 watercolor-gryphon
 Rasputin was an old god from times before
 humans
 mad-duck
 He is like a cleric gone wild
 unnatural-twenty
 Calling Rasputin a cleric is bard erasure, the
 dude seduced a monarch and then proceeded
 to pull off like 5 Nat 20's in a row. That's the
 most true to life bardic thing l've ever heard
 Source: hamtastrophe
Rasputin

Rasputin

Target, Tumblr, and Videos: REC. rileys-universe: watching dog videos at 2am yesterday made me want to animate pumpkin screaming at a sock (beware: kinda loud)
Target, Tumblr, and Videos: REC.
rileys-universe:
watching dog videos at 2am yesterday made me want to animate pumpkin screaming at a sock (beware: kinda loud)

rileys-universe: watching dog videos at 2am yesterday made me want to animate pumpkin screaming at a sock (beware: kinda loud)

Bad, Chucky, and Dude: on chuckie kimi il Tomm Dil himi An Chuckie Tommy Lit Phil <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://celestedoodles.tumblr.com/post/133490644960">celestedoodles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wnyc.tumblr.com/post/133465664478">wnyc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A former <i>Rugrats</i> animator (and present-day <i>Studio 360 </i>staffer) got sick of seeing the internet mock-up modern-day versions of the kids (the first two images), so he went and did it himself (the third image). <br/><br/>Read his rant: </p> <p><a href="http://bit.ly/1OQfqlZ">http://bit.ly/1OQfqlZ</a><br/></p> </blockquote> <blockquote><p>” Full disclosure: I have something at stake here. I worked as a storyboard artist for the animation studio Klasky Csupo from 1999 to 2002, drawing “The Rugrats,” “The Wild Thornberrys,” “Rocket Power,” and the woefully underrated gem “<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6z9bVpa3BA">As Told By Ginger</a>.” <br/></p></blockquote> <p>What’s at stake? Have you hired any of these artists to work on a variation of Rugrats? </p> <p>The artists cited here grew up as fans of the show and felt like spending some time “fondly remembering” (the reprehensible behavior of ours you cited) the cartoon we liked so much by reinterpreting it through our own artistic lens. Me? I like fashion illustration. That’s what I like to do for fun. I didn’t ask Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, Nylon, The Guardian, etc. to pick up my drawings and I certainly didn’t show up at your door and demand you accept my little drawings as your new look. What I drew resonated with people my age and I think that’s nice (the stories I came up with resonated as well, like how I imagined Chucky overcoming anxiety and depression through the art of slam poetry, but i guess to you that gets categorized as “self-confident hipsters” and I guess being self confident is bad??). What you worked on resonated with people, as evidenced by all the fan art and fond re-imaginings. I guess, though, that pisses you off? This rant operates as though we’ve all been hired by a studio to design and animate a new Rugrats show but you need to step back and see that this whole thing boils down to you being mad that young people on the internet had fun appreciating something you worked on decades ago. How terrible.</p> <p>Do you need to be coddled right now? Do I need to remind you there are seasons and seasons of the show you worked on? Funded by major animation studios? And movies? And spin off series? With tons of merchandise? And my drawings are like, “let’s spend a few minutes looking at what the Rugrats characters might look like if they were young people out walking in the streets.” Does that make you feel better? </p> <p>So throwing a temper tantrum and publicly blasting fans of a cartoon you worked on is your mode of operation. Okay. If it interests you to know how others respond I’m happy to share that Matt Groening, the creator of The Simpsons, is the one who saw my little grown up drawings and liked them enough to show them to Craig Bartlett, the creator of Hey Arnold. He sent me a really nice message saying he loved the drawings and was so pleased to see young fans grow up to carry on the love for the characters in their own way. I mean, you do you, but maybe consider protecting the legacy of your work by not bitterly picking on young people who do things for fun online. </p> </blockquote> <p>Imagine getting this pissy because someone experimented with art style. They’re cartoon characters my dude go outside.</p>
Bad, Chucky, and Dude: on
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 kimi
 il

 Tomm
 Dil
 himi
 An

 Chuckie
 Tommy
 Lit
 Phil
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://celestedoodles.tumblr.com/post/133490644960">celestedoodles</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wnyc.tumblr.com/post/133465664478">wnyc</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>A former <i>Rugrats</i> animator (and present-day <i>Studio 360 </i>staffer) got sick of seeing the internet mock-up modern-day versions of the kids (the first two images), so he went and did it himself (the third image). <br/><br/>Read his rant: </p>
<p><a href="http://bit.ly/1OQfqlZ">http://bit.ly/1OQfqlZ</a><br/></p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote><p>”

Full disclosure: I have something at stake here. I worked as a storyboard artist for the animation studio Klasky Csupo from 1999 to 2002, drawing “The Rugrats,” “The Wild Thornberrys,” “Rocket Power,” and the woefully underrated gem “<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6z9bVpa3BA">As Told By Ginger</a>.” 

<br/></p></blockquote>
<p>What’s at stake? Have you hired any of these artists to work on a variation of Rugrats? </p>
<p>The artists cited here grew up as fans of the show and felt like spending some time “fondly remembering” (the reprehensible behavior of ours you cited) the cartoon we liked so much by reinterpreting it through our own artistic lens. Me? I like fashion illustration. That’s what I like to do for fun. I didn’t ask Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, Nylon, The Guardian, etc. to pick up my drawings and I certainly didn’t show up at your door and demand you accept my little drawings as your new look. What I drew resonated with people my age and I think that’s nice (the stories I came up with resonated as well, like how I imagined Chucky overcoming anxiety and depression through the art of slam poetry, but i guess to you that gets categorized as “self-confident hipsters” and I guess being self confident is bad??). What you worked on resonated with people, as evidenced by all the fan art and fond re-imaginings. I guess, though, that pisses you off? This rant operates as though we’ve all been hired by a studio to design and animate a new Rugrats show but you need to step back and see that this whole thing boils down to you being mad that young people on the internet had fun appreciating something you worked on decades ago. How terrible.</p>
<p>Do you need to be coddled right now? Do I need to remind you there are seasons and seasons of the show you worked on? Funded by major animation studios? And movies? And spin off series? With tons of merchandise? And my drawings are like, “let’s spend a few minutes looking at what the Rugrats characters might look like if they were young people out walking in the streets.” Does that make you feel better? </p>
<p>So throwing a temper tantrum and publicly blasting fans of a cartoon you worked on is your mode of operation. Okay. If it interests you to know how others respond I’m happy to share that Matt Groening, the creator of The Simpsons, is the one who saw my little grown up drawings and liked them enough to show them to Craig Bartlett, the creator of Hey Arnold. He sent me a really nice message saying he loved the drawings and was so pleased to see young fans grow up to carry on the love for the characters in their own way. I mean, you do you, but maybe consider protecting the legacy of your work by not bitterly picking on young people who do things for fun online. </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Imagine getting this pissy because someone experimented with art style. They’re cartoon characters my dude go outside.</p>

celestedoodles: wnyc: A former Rugrats animator (and present-day Studio 360 staffer) got sick of seeing the internet mock-up modern-day ve...

Big Dick, Tumblr, and Work: <p><a href="http://gothseparatism.tumblr.com/post/171868720483/dykeboots-fortooate-car0den-fortooate-i" class="tumblr_blog">gothseparatism</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://dykeboots.tumblr.com/post/171866798164/fortooate-car0den-fortooate-i-am-so-fuking" class="tumblr_blog">dykeboots</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fortooate.tumblr.com/post/171856038144" class="tumblr_blog">fortooate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://car0den.tumblr.com/post/171855164753/fortooate-i-am-so-fuking-happy-about-luigi" class="tumblr_blog">car0den</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fortooate.tumblr.com/post/171854980234" class="tumblr_blog">fortooate</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i am so fuking happy about luigi tennis</p></blockquote> <p> does Luigi have a big dick I can’t tell <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>that’s the beauty part</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="463" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/36ff48ee8e7b8c159f70a2a8fd0fa033/tumblr_inline_p5kgixjwYt1r0z785_540.png" data-orig-height="463" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><p>some rough work reveals that luigi may be close to four inches flaccid, although this is <b>a)</b> simply one interpretation of which way his dick is resting,<b> b)</b> therefore is merely an educated guess as to length, <b>c)</b> does not account for any level of partial erection, &amp; <b>d)</b> reveals little to nothing about his erect measurement</p> <p>what we do know, however, is that luigi has a dick. and that? that’s great.</p> </blockquote> <p>mark I’m coming to confiscate your computer</p> </blockquote> <p>don’t censor him</p> </blockquote> <p>Some animator deadass took the time to animate a dick bulge for Luigi. It’s time for Japan to be stopped.</p>
Big Dick, Tumblr, and Work: <p><a href="http://gothseparatism.tumblr.com/post/171868720483/dykeboots-fortooate-car0den-fortooate-i" class="tumblr_blog">gothseparatism</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://dykeboots.tumblr.com/post/171866798164/fortooate-car0den-fortooate-i-am-so-fuking" class="tumblr_blog">dykeboots</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://fortooate.tumblr.com/post/171856038144" class="tumblr_blog">fortooate</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://car0den.tumblr.com/post/171855164753/fortooate-i-am-so-fuking-happy-about-luigi" class="tumblr_blog">car0den</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://fortooate.tumblr.com/post/171854980234" class="tumblr_blog">fortooate</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>i am so fuking happy about luigi tennis</p></blockquote>
<p>

does Luigi have a big dick I can’t tell

<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>that’s the beauty part</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="463" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/36ff48ee8e7b8c159f70a2a8fd0fa033/tumblr_inline_p5kgixjwYt1r0z785_540.png" data-orig-height="463" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><p>some rough work reveals that luigi may be close to four inches flaccid, although this is <b>a)</b> simply one interpretation of which way his dick is resting,<b> b)</b> therefore is merely an educated guess as to length, <b>c)</b> does not account for any level of partial erection, &amp; <b>d)</b> reveals little to nothing about his erect measurement</p>
<p>what we do know, however, is that luigi has a dick. and that? that’s great.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>mark I’m coming to confiscate your computer</p>
</blockquote>

<p>don’t censor him</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Some animator deadass took the time to animate a dick bulge for Luigi. It’s time for Japan to be stopped.</p>

gothseparatism: dykeboots: fortooate: car0den: fortooate: i am so fuking happy about luigi tennis does Luigi have a big dick I can’t ...

Children, Chris Brown, and Dumb: U.S. NEWS SNAPBACK OVER SNAP AD Mar 15 Snapchat featured an advertisement asking users if they would rather "slap Rihanna" or "punch Chris Brown.' Snapchat featured an advertisement for the Would You Rather game that asked users if they would “rather slap Rihanna” or “punch Chris Brown.” Users expressed their distaste of the ad, and Snapchat responded with an apology. Snapchat took down the ad and told BBC,“the advert was reviewed and approved in error, as it violates our advertising guidelines. We immediately removed the ad last weekend, once we became aware. We are sorry that this happened.” ____ Rihanna was not pleased with their apology and made a statement on her Instagram stories. “Now SNAPCHAT I know you already know you ain’t my fav app out there! But I’m just trying to figure out what the point was with this mess!, “I’d love to call it ignorance, but I know you ain’t that dumb! You spent money to animate something that would intentionally bring shame to [domestic violence] victims and made a joke of it!!! This isn’t about my personal feelings, cause I don’t have much of them…but all the women, children, and men that have been victims of DV in the past and especially the ones who haven’t made it out yet…you let us know! Shame on you.” ___ Photo: Twitter
Children, Chris Brown, and Dumb: U.S. NEWS
 SNAPBACK OVER SNAP AD
 Mar 15 Snapchat featured an
 advertisement asking users if they would
 rather "slap Rihanna" or "punch Chris
 Brown.'
Snapchat featured an advertisement for the Would You Rather game that asked users if they would “rather slap Rihanna” or “punch Chris Brown.” Users expressed their distaste of the ad, and Snapchat responded with an apology. Snapchat took down the ad and told BBC,“the advert was reviewed and approved in error, as it violates our advertising guidelines. We immediately removed the ad last weekend, once we became aware. We are sorry that this happened.” ____ Rihanna was not pleased with their apology and made a statement on her Instagram stories. “Now SNAPCHAT I know you already know you ain’t my fav app out there! But I’m just trying to figure out what the point was with this mess!, “I’d love to call it ignorance, but I know you ain’t that dumb! You spent money to animate something that would intentionally bring shame to [domestic violence] victims and made a joke of it!!! This isn’t about my personal feelings, cause I don’t have much of them…but all the women, children, and men that have been victims of DV in the past and especially the ones who haven’t made it out yet…you let us know! Shame on you.” ___ Photo: Twitter

Snapchat featured an advertisement for the Would You Rather game that asked users if they would “rather slap Rihanna” or “punch Chris Brown....

Animals, Dancing, and Facebook: PIGEON CHICK 10 RED CHICKEN 15 WOOD FRUTTY k-eke: Hello everyone. So today I have sad news to bring to you, I’ve been plagied. I had some messages there telling me if I made a game that I released lastly, knowing I didn’t I asked no and wanted to know why many people asked me this, then they gave me a link to the Facebook page of the company :  https://www.facebook.com/fortafygames I looked on it, and directly saw the icon that is, quasi my little pigeons I animate bouncing, then I was like “ mmm … maybe they were inspired but they could ask for permission because it’s way too similar for my taste, it’s really like my animations”  then I saw the videos and it was terrible. You may already what I animate, but when I saw the video of the gameplay, I had no words. All of my motions, bouncing animals, Dancing frames are exactly the sames !! They totally copied my art !!! So I contacted them, I wanted to be sure, they replied me that it’s for game and that my art is for animation so it’s not the same. Sigh  So I told my friends about it, many tried tu put messages to discuss with them, no success. Some even were blocked when they put proof of my work. I’m lost, I didn’t sleep last night because of this, I contacted lawyers and got some explanation, so it’s still going but I have to deal with it and I wanted you to know my current situation. I share this with you because I’m an artist, this kind of thing happen to us WAY too often and I want to act, for me, for you, for any artists on the internet! It have to stop! I have so many proofs on my blog, but also you know me and my art well.  I can’t let this pass and stay there. Please be aware of this and tell people that it’s total plagiat of my art. Thank you.
Animals, Dancing, and Facebook: PIGEON
 CHICK
 10
 RED
 CHICKEN
 15
 WOOD
 FRUTTY
k-eke:
Hello everyone.
So today I have sad news to bring to you, I’ve been plagied.
I had some messages there telling me if I made a game that I released lastly, knowing I didn’t I asked no and wanted to know why many people asked me this, then they gave me a link to the Facebook page of the company :
 https://www.facebook.com/fortafygames
I looked on it, and directly saw the icon that is, quasi my little pigeons I animate bouncing, then I was like “ mmm … maybe they were inspired but they could ask for permission because it’s way too similar for my taste, it’s really like my animations”  then I saw the videos and it was terrible.
You may already what I animate, but when I saw the video of the gameplay, I had no words.
All of my motions, bouncing animals, Dancing frames are exactly the sames !!
They totally copied my art !!!
So I contacted them, I wanted to be sure, they replied me that it’s for game and that my art is for animation so it’s not the same. Sigh 
So I told my friends about it, many tried tu put messages to discuss with them, no success. Some even were blocked when they put proof of my work.

I’m lost, I didn’t sleep last night because of this, I contacted lawyers and got some explanation, so it’s still going but I have to deal with it and I wanted you to know my current situation.
I share this with you because I’m an artist, this kind of thing happen to us WAY too often and I want to act, for me, for you, for any artists on the internet!
It have to stop!
I have so many proofs on my blog, but also you know me and my art well. 
I can’t let this pass and stay there.

Please be aware of this and tell people that it’s total plagiat of my art.

Thank you.

k-eke: Hello everyone. So today I have sad news to bring to you, I’ve been plagied. I had some messages there telling me if I made a game th...

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: gilly-e: I like to think I can animate sometimes
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: gilly-e:

I like to think I can animate sometimes

gilly-e: I like to think I can animate sometimes

Butt, Hype, and Nostalgia: NETF LI <p><a href="http://futurefandomking.tumblr.com/post/165065980758/pattythenest-kamiyu910-avienbgwp" class="tumblr_blog">futurefandomking</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://pattythenest.tumblr.com/post/165060345224/kamiyu910-avienbgwp-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">pattythenest</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://kamiyu910.tumblr.com/post/165059730313/avienbgwp-siryouarebeingmocked-hst3000" class="tumblr_blog">kamiyu910</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://avienbgwp.tumblr.com/post/165059670290/siryouarebeingmocked-hst3000-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">avienbgwp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/165058295765/hst3000-libertarirynn-the-left-is-what-happens" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://hst3000.tumblr.com/post/165035021012/libertarirynn-the-left-is-what-happens-when-you" class="tumblr_blog">hst3000</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165034712359/the-left-is-what-happens-when-you-actually-care" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The left is what happens when you actually care about quality and animate your characters in a unique and engaging and colorful way. The right is what happens when you have the budget of a ham sandwich and you’re just trying to cash in on 90s nostalgia without giving a shit about quality.</p></blockquote> <p>They’re… they’re all CLONES. @.@</p> </blockquote> <p>I have seen better character designs on deviantart. </p> <p>I have <b>made</b> better character designs and put them on deviantart. Back in the days when I listened to Green Day and Linkin Park on the regular.</p> </blockquote> <p>can we give it at least one episode before people get pissy over not living up to hype?</p> </blockquote> <p>The problem is with the art. I’m hoping the story is still good, but damn they didn’t put anything into the animation…</p> </blockquote> <p>personally regardless of the art im no judging yet. people were complaining about the ducktales art style</p></blockquote> <p>^ Agreed</p></blockquote> <p>The Ducktales art style was different, which some people took umbrage with, but that&rsquo;s not the same thing as making it butt ugly with a tragic case of sameface. It looks like trash and if you watch the trailer you can see that it lacks fluidity.</p>
Butt, Hype, and Nostalgia: NETF
 LI
<p><a href="http://futurefandomking.tumblr.com/post/165065980758/pattythenest-kamiyu910-avienbgwp" class="tumblr_blog">futurefandomking</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://pattythenest.tumblr.com/post/165060345224/kamiyu910-avienbgwp-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">pattythenest</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://kamiyu910.tumblr.com/post/165059730313/avienbgwp-siryouarebeingmocked-hst3000" class="tumblr_blog">kamiyu910</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://avienbgwp.tumblr.com/post/165059670290/siryouarebeingmocked-hst3000-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">avienbgwp</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/165058295765/hst3000-libertarirynn-the-left-is-what-happens" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://hst3000.tumblr.com/post/165035021012/libertarirynn-the-left-is-what-happens-when-you" class="tumblr_blog">hst3000</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165034712359/the-left-is-what-happens-when-you-actually-care" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The left is what happens when you actually care about quality and animate your characters in a unique and engaging and colorful way. The right is what happens when you have the budget of a ham sandwich and you’re just trying to cash in on 90s nostalgia without giving a shit about quality.</p></blockquote>
<p>They’re… they’re all CLONES. @.@</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I have seen better character designs on deviantart. </p>
<p>I have <b>made</b> better character designs and put them on deviantart. Back in the days when I listened to Green Day and Linkin Park on the regular.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>can we give it at least one episode before people get pissy over not living up to hype?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>The problem is with the art. I’m hoping the story is still good, but damn they didn’t put anything into the animation…</p>
</blockquote>
<p>personally regardless of the art im no judging yet. people were complaining about the ducktales art style</p></blockquote>

<p>^ Agreed</p></blockquote>

<p>The Ducktales art style was different, which some people took umbrage with, but that&rsquo;s not the same thing as making it butt ugly with a tragic case of sameface. It looks like trash and if you watch the trailer you can see that it lacks fluidity.</p>

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Ass, Nostalgia, and Ralphie: NETF LI <p><a href="http://wherehumorcomestodie.tumblr.com/post/165037224099/libertarirynn-the-left-is-what-happens-when-you" class="tumblr_blog">wherehumorcomestodie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165034712359/the-left-is-what-happens-when-you-actually-care" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>The left is what happens when you actually care about quality and animate your characters in a unique and engaging and colorful way. The right is what happens when you have the budget of a ham sandwich and you’re just trying to cash in on 90s nostalgia without giving a shit about quality.</p></blockquote> <p>What the fuck is that bullshit on the right. What the fuck. What the fuck. This is the worst thing I have layed my eyes on, I am burning with holy rage and I hate every micro decision that led to this shit and me having to see it. </p></blockquote> <p>Every time I look at it I see more wrong with it. Ralphie and Carlos have the exact damn designs, positions, and expressions on their faces in this shot. The only difference is that Ralphie a slightly shorter. The girl sprites are exactly the same as the boy sprites except eyelashes. Miss Frizzle is wearing an ugly ass brown vest and khaki pants when she was known for coming in with wild colorful living outfits. I don&rsquo;t even understand how you get a reboot this wrong. Not one single aspect resembles the look or charm of the original show. If you insist on rebooting old things, try not to make them shit while you&rsquo;re doing it.</p>
Ass, Nostalgia, and Ralphie: NETF
 LI
<p><a href="http://wherehumorcomestodie.tumblr.com/post/165037224099/libertarirynn-the-left-is-what-happens-when-you" class="tumblr_blog">wherehumorcomestodie</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165034712359/the-left-is-what-happens-when-you-actually-care" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>The left is what happens when you actually care about quality and animate your characters in a unique and engaging and colorful way. The right is what happens when you have the budget of a ham sandwich and you’re just trying to cash in on 90s nostalgia without giving a shit about quality.</p></blockquote>
<p>What the fuck is that bullshit on the right. What the fuck. What the fuck. This is the worst thing I have layed my eyes on, I am burning with holy rage and I hate every micro decision that led to this shit and me having to see it. </p></blockquote>

<p>Every time I look at it I see more wrong with it. Ralphie and Carlos have the exact damn designs, positions, and expressions on their faces in this shot. The only difference is that Ralphie a slightly shorter. The girl sprites are exactly the same as the boy sprites except eyelashes. Miss Frizzle is wearing an ugly ass brown vest and khaki pants when she was known for coming in with wild colorful living outfits. I don&rsquo;t even understand how you get a reboot this wrong. Not one single aspect resembles the look or charm of the original show. If you insist on rebooting old things, try not to make them shit while you&rsquo;re doing it.</p>

wherehumorcomestodie: libertarirynn:The left is what happens when you actually care about quality and animate your characters in a unique a...