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Run, Tumblr, and Anonymous: Anonymous 07/05/18(Thu)16:53:25 No.4671250646712547 246712558 >Grug see smoke signal from tribe Shaman medicine hut >Grug run to hut, Grugina belly big with Gruglette >burst into medicine hut >Shamans assistant Stuggie points to back of hut >see Shaman, sad face, problem with Grugina and Gruglette >see Grugina on grass-padded rock, wet face, realize no Gruglette <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/175628183148/klubbhead-nunyabizni-celestial-naiad" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/175628053768/nunyabizni-celestial-naiad-flameblade7" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/175627969692/celestial-naiad-flameblade7-celestial-naiad" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://celestial-naiad.tumblr.com/post/175627698579/flameblade7-celestial-naiad-this-one-took" class="tumblr_blog">celestial-naiad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://flameblade7.tumblr.com/post/175627438890/celestial-naiad" class="tumblr_blog">flameblade7</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/maWU4FfQT4hYAQzOtp2mgvg">@celestial-naiad</a><br/></p></blockquote> <p>This one took me a second and now I’m furious </p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mr2qkRfP-E0sxYw3yMPXoWg">@klubbhead</a><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Come on you guys.</p> <p>The natives loss is nothing to joke about.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="669" data-orig-width="908"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3c673422fe5f79d199f74a381bfd00f3/tumblr_inline_pbh7iwM4tO1unknuk_540.jpg" data-orig-height="669" data-orig-width="908"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Every time I see something like this I am filled with such a mix of rage and awe that I just sit in silence for a while.</p>
Run, Tumblr, and Anonymous: Anonymous 07/05/18(Thu)16:53:25 No.4671250646712547 246712558
 >Grug see smoke signal from tribe Shaman medicine hut
 >Grug run to hut, Grugina belly big with Gruglette
 >burst into medicine hut
 >Shamans assistant Stuggie points to back of hut
 >see Shaman, sad face, problem with Grugina and Gruglette
 >see Grugina on grass-padded rock, wet face, realize no Gruglette
<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/175628183148/klubbhead-nunyabizni-celestial-naiad" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/175628053768/nunyabizni-celestial-naiad-flameblade7" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/175627969692/celestial-naiad-flameblade7-celestial-naiad" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://celestial-naiad.tumblr.com/post/175627698579/flameblade7-celestial-naiad-this-one-took" class="tumblr_blog">celestial-naiad</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://flameblade7.tumblr.com/post/175627438890/celestial-naiad" class="tumblr_blog">flameblade7</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/maWU4FfQT4hYAQzOtp2mgvg">@celestial-naiad</a><br/></p></blockquote>

<p>This one took me a second and now I’m furious </p>
</blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mr2qkRfP-E0sxYw3yMPXoWg">@klubbhead</a><br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Come on you guys.</p>
<p>The natives loss is nothing to joke about.</p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="669" data-orig-width="908"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3c673422fe5f79d199f74a381bfd00f3/tumblr_inline_pbh7iwM4tO1unknuk_540.jpg" data-orig-height="669" data-orig-width="908"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Every time I see something like this I am filled with such a mix of rage and awe that I just sit in silence for a while.</p>

<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/175628183148/klubbhead-nunyabizni-celestial-naiad" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy<...

Anime, Bad, and Crazy: Anonymous (ID: eQot91c+) 05/01/13(Wed)18:34:43 No.477045509 File: 1367447683568ipa-(9 KB, 480x360, yui.jpg) sbe me sbe 16 >be a total beta shave few friends nothing special -total weaboo >be doing duke of edinburgh award >for the volunteering decide to help a paralyzed girl and her mum >her dad was fighting over seas at the time -first day listen to the mum about what i'll be doing idgf >meet girl >10/10 DAYUM.jpeg -say hello how are you the usual shit >get started helping the mum cook >me and her get talking about her daughter ask what she does all day >she just lies in bed watching tv -feels bad man >don't think much other of it though >go in to take her food and to her feed her etc >SHE'S WATCHING DEATH NOTE >we start talking like crazy >discuss other anime >become friends quickly >keep up DoE award >keep talking to her >become very good friends >DoE ends *keep on visiting her after school >go out with her,with her in a wheel chair go to park and stuff -she's never been outside for a prolonged amount of time >start dating kind of >keep on visiting and helping out >watch anime together for a couple of weeks -get onto angel beats sepisode ten -find out Yui was paralyzed skeep quiet >marriage proposal scene >engageoverfeel png 10/10 girl asks if i would like her more if she could move -tears rolling down face -throw my arms around her >softly say "you are perfect the way you are, don't ever change" that was the first time i ever hugged my wife <p><a href="https://garagemovie.tumblr.com/post/156998030645/browsedankmemes-wholesome-greentext-via" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">garagemovie</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://browsedankmemes.com/post/156993764636/wholesome-greentext-via-rwholesomememes" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">browsedankmemes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Wholesome greentext via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2ktbmOA" target="_blank">http://ift.tt/2ktbmOA</a></p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="254" data-orig-width="356"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f77bf3d1dd53a95edd99f5b9295c8050/tumblr_inline_ol32b0P6Wx1rk7yq5_540.png" data-orig-height="254" data-orig-width="356"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Stop. It&rsquo;s 1 am</p>
Anime, Bad, and Crazy: Anonymous (ID: eQot91c+) 05/01/13(Wed)18:34:43 No.477045509
 File: 1367447683568ipa-(9 KB, 480x360, yui.jpg)
 sbe me
 sbe 16
 >be a total beta
 shave few friends nothing special
 -total weaboo
 >be doing duke of edinburgh award
 >for the volunteering decide to help a paralyzed girl and her mum
 >her dad was fighting over seas at the time
 -first day listen to the mum about what i'll be doing idgf
 >meet girl
 >10/10
 DAYUM.jpeg
 -say hello how are you the usual shit
 >get started helping the mum cook
 >me and her get talking about her daughter
 ask what she does all day
 >she just lies in bed watching tv
 -feels bad man
 >don't think much other of it though
 >go in to take her food and to her feed her etc
 >SHE'S WATCHING DEATH NOTE
 >we start talking like crazy
 >discuss other anime
 >become friends quickly
 >keep up DoE award
 >keep talking to her
 >become very good friends
 >DoE ends
 *keep on visiting her after school
 >go out with her,with her in a wheel chair
 go to park and stuff
 -she's never been outside for a prolonged amount of time
 >start dating kind of
 >keep on visiting and helping out
 >watch anime together for a couple of weeks
 -get onto angel beats
 sepisode ten
 -find out Yui was paralyzed
 skeep quiet
 >marriage proposal scene
 >engageoverfeel png
 10/10 girl asks if i would like her more if she could move
 -tears rolling down face
 -throw my arms around her
 >softly say "you are perfect the way you are, don't ever change"
 that was the first time i ever hugged my wife
<p><a href="https://garagemovie.tumblr.com/post/156998030645/browsedankmemes-wholesome-greentext-via" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">garagemovie</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://browsedankmemes.com/post/156993764636/wholesome-greentext-via-rwholesomememes" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">browsedankmemes</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Wholesome greentext via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2ktbmOA" target="_blank">http://ift.tt/2ktbmOA</a></p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="254" data-orig-width="356"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f77bf3d1dd53a95edd99f5b9295c8050/tumblr_inline_ol32b0P6Wx1rk7yq5_540.png" data-orig-height="254" data-orig-width="356"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Stop.  It&rsquo;s 1 am</p>

<p><a href="https://garagemovie.tumblr.com/post/156998030645/browsedankmemes-wholesome-greentext-via" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ga...

Bad, Dude, and Fucking: If you hate your body so much, why hot take T? Several reasons, actually.> First and foremost, am absolutely terrified of heedles. I can't get hear them without panicking Secondly, T does SO much to change the body. It has a ton of side effects that I dont particularly urant, for myself. 1 I just want some muscle and a strong jawline. Extra body hair, bad body odor, the chance I'd actually have a sex drive- anohumous-asexual.tumblr.com <p><a href="https://plebcomics.tumblr.com/post/174116709663/thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">plebcomics</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/174113326134/someoneintheshadow456-halcyonjester" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://someoneintheshadow456.tumblr.com/post/174108615745/halcyonjester-the-defiant-pupil" class="tumblr_blog">someoneintheshadow456</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://halcyonjester.tumblr.com/post/174102330630/the-defiant-pupil-cabinet-dude-menalez" class="tumblr_blog">halcyonjester</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-defiant-pupil.tumblr.com/post/174085143688/cabinet-dude-menalez-cisdude" class="tumblr_blog">the-defiant-pupil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cabinet-dude.tumblr.com/post/174082724247/menalez-cisdude-anonymous-asexual-its" class="tumblr_blog">cabinet-dude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dyke.info.gf/post/174079387474/cisdude-anonymous-asexual-its-great-for" class="tumblr_blog">menalez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gender.cf/post/174078716741/anonymous-asexual-its-great-for-some-people" class="tumblr_blog">cisdude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://anonymous-asexual.tumblr.com/post/170210139536/its-great-for-some-people-just-not-for-me-luna" class="tumblr_blog">anonymous-asexual</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s great for some people, just not for me.</p> <p>©Luna Tiny</p> <p><b></b></p> <p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/anonymousartist"><b>[Patreon]</b></a></p> </blockquote> <p>“i just want more muscle and a stronger jawline”</p> <h2>peak cis</h2> </blockquote> <h1>if u just want muscle and a strong jawline, go to the fucking gym instead of pretending to be trans</h1> </blockquote> <p>^^</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m also pretty sure there’s no-needle treatments for HRT. It’s easier to just suck it up and use a needle, but there are other options out there.</p> </blockquote> <p>You dont get to pick what hrt does op. Sorry that the effects of t are “too gross” for you. Lots of guys that need hrt cant get it and its not for cosmetic reasons you dip</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s being scared of transitioning and there’s… THIS</p> </blockquote> <p>God, this comic is disgusting and is exactly why people take issue with tucutes.</p></blockquote> <p>Ah man here’s ol aquafresh lamenting how she wants to be taken seriously as a trans individual but without any of the baggage that comes along with transitioning</p><p><br/></p><p>This is the same chick who has a comic about being asexual but still enjoying/wanting sex</p></blockquote> <p>“I want to be a man except for the icky parts“</p>
Bad, Dude, and Fucking: If you hate your body so
 much, why hot take T?
 Several reasons, actually.>
 First and
 foremost,
 am absolutely
 terrified of
 heedles.
 I can't get
 hear them
 without
 panicking
 Secondly, T
 does SO much
 to change the
 body. It has a
 ton of side effects
 that I dont
 particularly urant,
 for myself.
 1
 I just want some muscle and
 a strong jawline.
 Extra body
 hair, bad body
 odor, the chance
 I'd actually
 have a sex
 drive-
 anohumous-asexual.tumblr.com
<p><a href="https://plebcomics.tumblr.com/post/174116709663/thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">plebcomics</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/174113326134/someoneintheshadow456-halcyonjester" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://someoneintheshadow456.tumblr.com/post/174108615745/halcyonjester-the-defiant-pupil" class="tumblr_blog">someoneintheshadow456</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://halcyonjester.tumblr.com/post/174102330630/the-defiant-pupil-cabinet-dude-menalez" class="tumblr_blog">halcyonjester</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://the-defiant-pupil.tumblr.com/post/174085143688/cabinet-dude-menalez-cisdude" class="tumblr_blog">the-defiant-pupil</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://cabinet-dude.tumblr.com/post/174082724247/menalez-cisdude-anonymous-asexual-its" class="tumblr_blog">cabinet-dude</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://dyke.info.gf/post/174079387474/cisdude-anonymous-asexual-its-great-for" class="tumblr_blog">menalez</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://gender.cf/post/174078716741/anonymous-asexual-its-great-for-some-people" class="tumblr_blog">cisdude</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://anonymous-asexual.tumblr.com/post/170210139536/its-great-for-some-people-just-not-for-me-luna" class="tumblr_blog">anonymous-asexual</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p>It’s great for some people, just not for me.</p>
<p>©Luna Tiny</p>
<p><b></b></p>
<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/anonymousartist"><b>[Patreon]</b></a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>“i just want more muscle and a stronger jawline”</p>
<h2>peak cis</h2>
</blockquote>

<h1>if u just want muscle and a strong jawline, go to the fucking gym instead of pretending to be trans</h1>
</blockquote>
<p>^^</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I’m also pretty sure there’s no-needle treatments for HRT. It’s easier to just suck it up and use a needle, but there are other options out there.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>You dont get to pick what hrt does op. Sorry that the effects of t are “too gross” for you. Lots of guys that need hrt cant get it and its not for cosmetic reasons you dip</p>
</blockquote>

<p>There’s being scared of transitioning and there’s… THIS</p>
</blockquote>
<p>God, this comic is disgusting and is exactly why people take issue with tucutes.</p></blockquote>

<p>Ah man here’s ol aquafresh lamenting how she wants to be taken seriously as a trans individual but without any of the baggage that comes along with transitioning</p><p><br/></p><p>This is the same chick who has a comic about being asexual but still enjoying/wanting sex</p></blockquote>

<p>“I want to be a man except for the icky parts“</p>

<p><a href="https://plebcomics.tumblr.com/post/174116709663/thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">plebcomics</a>:</p> <blockquote>...

Ass, Baseball, and Fall: jpg (46 KB, 1024x683) No.46363786 Anonymous 18 min. ago >be me >working register at mcd's like a fucking wagie mom and son come up >absolute units, their hands were fucking round perfectly fucking round, like a baseball little blob holding a small fish bowl, maybe they came back from Walmart after getting a fish poor fish, probably doesn't even get his ration of the fish food one of those families that has each family member go up to order for themselves hate these kinds of families mama blob starts ordering out of breath from standing in line >slams her elbows down onto the counter to rest while ordering could have fucking swore i heard the counter rumble yaah *pant* could i have a *pant* ahhhhh *pant* big Mac *pant* make that two actually... *pant* no three.... and a *pant* basket of fries and *pant* a large diet coke sweat beads fall down from her chins onto the table breathes in sharply struggles to take elbows off of table finally accomplishes the task finally accomplishes the task two huge wet marks take up the register section those are her fucking elbows her elbows actually fucking sweated little blob comes up to order "can i have 2 big Macs pant* a basket of fries.. *pant* make that two actually *pant* and a large diet Coke *pant* brings fish bowl out onto counter "and... *pant* fill this up *pant* with chocolate *pant* milkshake >a fucking fishbowl sorry, our largest size is a large. we cannot fill things that aren't McDonalds cups mama blob starts throwing a tantrum "HE WANTS HIS FUCKING MILKSHAKE SO GIVE IT TO HIM" maam, we cann >"LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR GOD DAMN MANAGER go get manager >he just repeats what I said tells her she can buy about 10 large milkshakes to fill it if she wants "DAS TOO EXPENSIVE!!!" "TOO MUCH CALORIES!!!" >me and manager stare at each other did she really just say that mama blob sees us looking at each other cont. whole restaurant has been quiet this whole time just looking at us >mama blob hears something turns her body to look backward >a gentle greasy breeze hits me >sees a couple people snickering turns back around "YOURE EMBARRASSING ME!!" >me and manager stay silent tears start to well up in her eyes could have just been sweat though face turns redder grabs her son's hand "WE'RE NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN!" >something deep down told me that wasn't true >pulls her son's hand waddles out hear her panting as she opens the door notice something >me and manager both notice it look at each other there was something brown in the middle of Hammy's ass could it be could it fucking be look at her legs brown liquid streaking the inside of her right leg >she sharted >she actually fucking sharted and left a brown trail had to febreeze the fuck out of that place for 5 minutes janitor almost puked cleaning it up Hammy &amp; Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake
Ass, Baseball, and Fall: jpg (46 KB, 1024x683)
 No.46363786
 Anonymous
 18 min. ago
 >be me
 >working register at mcd's like a fucking wagie
 mom and son come up
 >absolute units, their hands were fucking round
 perfectly fucking round, like a baseball
 little blob holding a small fish bowl, maybe they
 came back from Walmart after getting a fish
 poor fish, probably doesn't even get his ration of the
 fish food
 one of those families that has each family member
 go up to order for themselves
 hate these kinds of families
 mama blob starts ordering
 out of breath from standing in line
 >slams her elbows down onto the counter to rest
 while ordering
 could have fucking swore i heard the counter
 rumble
 yaah *pant* could i have a *pant* ahhhhh *pant*
 big Mac *pant* make that two actually... *pant* no
 three.... and a *pant* basket of fries and *pant* a
 large diet coke
 sweat beads fall down from her chins onto the
 table
 breathes in sharply
 struggles to take elbows off of table
 finally accomplishes the task

 finally accomplishes the task
 two huge wet marks take up the register section
 those are her fucking elbows
 her elbows actually fucking sweated
 little blob comes up to order
 "can i have 2 big Macs pant* a basket of fries..
 *pant* make that two actually *pant* and a large diet
 Coke *pant*
 brings fish bowl out onto counter
 "and... *pant* fill this up *pant* with chocolate
 *pant* milkshake
 >a
 fucking
 fishbowl
 sorry, our largest size is a large. we cannot fill
 things that aren't McDonalds cups
 mama blob starts throwing a tantrum
 "HE WANTS HIS FUCKING MILKSHAKE SO GIVE IT
 TO HIM"
 maam, we cann
 >"LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR GOD DAMN MANAGER
 go get manager
 >he just repeats what I said
 tells her she can buy about 10 large milkshakes to
 fill it if she wants
 "DAS TOO EXPENSIVE!!!"
 "TOO MUCH CALORIES!!!"
 >me and manager stare at each other
 did she really just say that
 mama blob sees us looking at each other
 cont.

 whole restaurant has been quiet this whole time
 just looking at us
 >mama blob hears something
 turns her body to look backward
 >a gentle greasy breeze hits me
 >sees a couple people snickering
 turns back around
 "YOURE EMBARRASSING ME!!"
 >me and manager stay silent
 tears start to well up in her eyes
 could have just been sweat though
 face turns redder
 grabs her son's hand
 "WE'RE NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN!"
 >something deep down told me that wasn't true
 >pulls her son's hand
 waddles out
 hear her panting as she opens the door
 notice something
 >me and manager both notice it
 look at each other
 there was something brown in the middle of
 Hammy's ass
 could it be
 could it fucking be
 look at her legs
 brown liquid streaking the inside of her right leg
 >she sharted
 >she actually fucking sharted
 and left a brown trail
 had to febreeze the fuck out of that place for 5
 minutes
 janitor almost puked cleaning it up
Hammy &amp; Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake

Hammy &amp; Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake