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Af, Bless Up, and College: She was an old dog when she moved in with us - nine years old at the time. Last month she turned old enough to be able to vote Shout to u ladies whose grammar and spelling turn poor AF when u s€xt!ng bruv. In fact when the grammar-spelling too on point and the punctuation is all in the right place it’s almost like wtf? If u so fired up how u typing so good ma sumting wong 🤔. Nah. Lemme see that urgency. “Omg daddy that would feel so goog please dady”. Yes ma’am! I’m there! This wasn’t no cut and paste! Stop it ladies I know some of y’all in the game like magazine editors out dis bih. Cosmopolitan Editor-in-Chief and sh*t bruv “83 ways to please your man” lookin a$$, ol “Lemme grab this perfect photograph with optimal lighting from when Obama was just elected and it was a better time and lemme pair it with this text that has worked 11 times before” and the man usually buy it just like “omg Karen you’re AMAZING lol heck 😍”. Nah. I be searching the room for clues. “That Dell laptop look like a college joint ma. Freshman special lmao. Paid $899 at orientation at the campus bookstore lookin a$$. Lemme find out this pic is circa 2008. This pic turning 10 next year. We need to celebrate the taking of this pic ma u need to retire this pic...Nine years of service ma that pic need a pension and a retiree health care plan” 😂. Nah. Send me a hastily worded text u typed with one hand (😍) and pair it with a pic where yo hair look a mess and u laying in bed talmbout “pardon the mess and pardon my cat he’s an a$$hole” send me THAT. All natural. U feel me? NOTHING AGAINST MAKEUP I LOVE U LADIES AND YALL ONE INCH THICK MAKEUP TUTORIAL EYEBROWS WITH THE MASTERFULLY DONE FADE BUT I ALSO LOVE U WITH YA NORMAL EYEBROWS, BAGS UNDER YA EYES, SKRETCH MARKS, NANI STUBBLE WITH THE SKRAGGLY BUCKSHOT STRAY SHORT HAIR RIGHT WHERE THE THIGH MEAT CREASES TO MEET THE NANI REGION (Lil Atticus Pubicus u doing the best u can u escaped the razor this time and u be gone by next time but u fought the good fight, u da real MVP 🏅😂), CELLULITE, OTHER “imperfections”, I’LL TAKE ANY DAY OVER A PIC FROM WHEN JA RULE WAS SO HOT THAT JAY-Z MADE A MUSICAL GROUP WITH HIM (all u lil babies out there please google ‘Murder Inc.’, this happened 🤗, don’t say smash never taught u nothing BLESS UP 😩😂😂😂)
Af, Bless Up, and College: She was an old dog when she
 moved in with us - nine years
 old at the time. Last month she
 turned old enough to be able
 to vote
Shout to u ladies whose grammar and spelling turn poor AF when u s€xt!ng bruv. In fact when the grammar-spelling too on point and the punctuation is all in the right place it’s almost like wtf? If u so fired up how u typing so good ma sumting wong 🤔. Nah. Lemme see that urgency. “Omg daddy that would feel so goog please dady”. Yes ma’am! I’m there! This wasn’t no cut and paste! Stop it ladies I know some of y’all in the game like magazine editors out dis bih. Cosmopolitan Editor-in-Chief and sh*t bruv “83 ways to please your man” lookin a$$, ol “Lemme grab this perfect photograph with optimal lighting from when Obama was just elected and it was a better time and lemme pair it with this text that has worked 11 times before” and the man usually buy it just like “omg Karen you’re AMAZING lol heck 😍”. Nah. I be searching the room for clues. “That Dell laptop look like a college joint ma. Freshman special lmao. Paid $899 at orientation at the campus bookstore lookin a$$. Lemme find out this pic is circa 2008. This pic turning 10 next year. We need to celebrate the taking of this pic ma u need to retire this pic...Nine years of service ma that pic need a pension and a retiree health care plan” 😂. Nah. Send me a hastily worded text u typed with one hand (😍) and pair it with a pic where yo hair look a mess and u laying in bed talmbout “pardon the mess and pardon my cat he’s an a$$hole” send me THAT. All natural. U feel me? NOTHING AGAINST MAKEUP I LOVE U LADIES AND YALL ONE INCH THICK MAKEUP TUTORIAL EYEBROWS WITH THE MASTERFULLY DONE FADE BUT I ALSO LOVE U WITH YA NORMAL EYEBROWS, BAGS UNDER YA EYES, SKRETCH MARKS, NANI STUBBLE WITH THE SKRAGGLY BUCKSHOT STRAY SHORT HAIR RIGHT WHERE THE THIGH MEAT CREASES TO MEET THE NANI REGION (Lil Atticus Pubicus u doing the best u can u escaped the razor this time and u be gone by next time but u fought the good fight, u da real MVP 🏅😂), CELLULITE, OTHER “imperfections”, I’LL TAKE ANY DAY OVER A PIC FROM WHEN JA RULE WAS SO HOT THAT JAY-Z MADE A MUSICAL GROUP WITH HIM (all u lil babies out there please google ‘Murder Inc.’, this happened 🤗, don’t say smash never taught u nothing BLESS UP 😩😂😂😂)

Shout to u ladies whose grammar and spelling turn poor AF when u s€xt!ng bruv. In fact when the grammar-spelling too on point and the punctu...

Af, Finance, and Future: I just brought home my first dog! This shy little pound pup turned out to be a big goofball once l brought her home Pic: reddit u/carlyfarmer @DrSmashlove WOKE UP TO A NEW FUTURE-THUGGER ALBUM, YOUNG DOLPH ALBUM, H.E.R. ALBUM 😍, AND KEYSHIA COLE ALBUM - THANK U GOD - ISSA ROAD TRIP WKND SO I NEEDED IT - CHRIMMAH DONE CAME EARLY 🎅🏿. BTW DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT MUSIC IF FUTURE AIN’T IN YO TOP 10. SH!T HAD ME CHARGED UP AF FOR AB DAY (THEM HANGING LEG RAISES AIN POSSIBLE WITHOUT A PROPER TURN UP SixPackGang 🥊). THIS FOOL SAID said “I send my Ethiopian to go pray at the temple - I flood her heart with diamonds, just to pray, it's so expensive - She tasting holy water, so, for me, it's beneficial - She caught the holy ghost when I gave her the Presidential”. TELL EM BOY 🐐 🚀🙏😂 p.s. DOLPH GOT SHOT UP FOR THE SECOND TIME - SURVIVED - DROPPED A ALBUM - DROPPED A VIDEO HE RECORDED IN THE HOSPITAL - THEY DON’T COME REALER THAN DOLPH - I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE IDOLIZING FRAUDS - SAD! 😂 - CAREFUL WHO U LOOK UP TO - “smash you work in finance whatchu know bout trappers” - Ok “first of all” 😜😂 - BIH I’M FROM THE HOOD - THE HUSTLE IS IN MY BLOOD 💉 - ANY DAY THIS SH!T GON END SO TREAT EVERY CLIENT LIKE THEY THE ONLY ONE - TREAT ALL MY LADIES LIKE SHE THE ONL- (NAWWWW NO SIR 🤗😂) - Dolph said “I wake up in the mawnin poe up syrup I don’t drink coffee - my lil bish too bossy - try to fvck with her she act like she don’t hear you Talkin - ain’t never trust a hitta every since my cousin crossed me!” - IT DON’T MEAN DON’T EVER TRUST ANYONE - IT MEAN DON’T BE SURPRISED WHEN SOMEONE EXPRESSES POOR HUMAN NATURE - AND MOST IMPORTANT - DON’T NEVER SLOW DOWN REGARDLESS OF WHO TRYINA PUT OUT YO LIGHT - KEEP COMING WIDDIT - GREATNESS DON’T HIT THE BRAKE - WE ONLY THE GAS OVER HERE - SKURT! ⛽️ inspiration SorryImHypeToday 😤 BlessUp 😂😂😂🙌
Af, Finance, and Future: I just brought home my first dog! This
 shy little pound pup turned out to be a
 big goofball once l brought her home
 Pic: reddit u/carlyfarmer
 @DrSmashlove
WOKE UP TO A NEW FUTURE-THUGGER ALBUM, YOUNG DOLPH ALBUM, H.E.R. ALBUM 😍, AND KEYSHIA COLE ALBUM - THANK U GOD - ISSA ROAD TRIP WKND SO I NEEDED IT - CHRIMMAH DONE CAME EARLY 🎅🏿. BTW DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT MUSIC IF FUTURE AIN’T IN YO TOP 10. SH!T HAD ME CHARGED UP AF FOR AB DAY (THEM HANGING LEG RAISES AIN POSSIBLE WITHOUT A PROPER TURN UP SixPackGang 🥊). THIS FOOL SAID said “I send my Ethiopian to go pray at the temple - I flood her heart with diamonds, just to pray, it's so expensive - She tasting holy water, so, for me, it's beneficial - She caught the holy ghost when I gave her the Presidential”. TELL EM BOY 🐐 🚀🙏😂 p.s. DOLPH GOT SHOT UP FOR THE SECOND TIME - SURVIVED - DROPPED A ALBUM - DROPPED A VIDEO HE RECORDED IN THE HOSPITAL - THEY DON’T COME REALER THAN DOLPH - I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE IDOLIZING FRAUDS - SAD! 😂 - CAREFUL WHO U LOOK UP TO - “smash you work in finance whatchu know bout trappers” - Ok “first of all” 😜😂 - BIH I’M FROM THE HOOD - THE HUSTLE IS IN MY BLOOD 💉 - ANY DAY THIS SH!T GON END SO TREAT EVERY CLIENT LIKE THEY THE ONLY ONE - TREAT ALL MY LADIES LIKE SHE THE ONL- (NAWWWW NO SIR 🤗😂) - Dolph said “I wake up in the mawnin poe up syrup I don’t drink coffee - my lil bish too bossy - try to fvck with her she act like she don’t hear you Talkin - ain’t never trust a hitta every since my cousin crossed me!” - IT DON’T MEAN DON’T EVER TRUST ANYONE - IT MEAN DON’T BE SURPRISED WHEN SOMEONE EXPRESSES POOR HUMAN NATURE - AND MOST IMPORTANT - DON’T NEVER SLOW DOWN REGARDLESS OF WHO TRYINA PUT OUT YO LIGHT - KEEP COMING WIDDIT - GREATNESS DON’T HIT THE BRAKE - WE ONLY THE GAS OVER HERE - SKURT! ⛽️ inspiration SorryImHypeToday 😤 BlessUp 😂😂😂🙌

WOKE UP TO A NEW FUTURE-THUGGER ALBUM, YOUNG DOLPH ALBUM, H.E.R. ALBUM 😍, AND KEYSHIA COLE ALBUM - THANK U GOD - ISSA ROAD TRIP WKND SO I NE...